Noodles34 Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 Sat in the kitchen with the missus (been keeping her updated on the takeover progress, usually alongh the lines of her saying "whats happening with Saints?" and me replying (in chronilogical order) "That **** has gone", "We're about to be taken over by the 19th richest man on the planet", "that **** is back", "we're going bust", "we've been relegated", "Matt Le Tissier is taking us over", "no one is taking us over we're going bust", "shut up for ****s sake (don't know if that one was takeover related)", and finally "we're going to be the 5th richest club in the country (she rolled her eyes at that one and said I'd said something like that before (see above)" and finally tonight, "its a done deal, it will be on the news". So anyway, 6pm we sit there eating garlic mushrooms watching Skate and mate and what comes on about Saints, absolutely **** all! So she is having doubts, i'm having doubts, so i blame Dineage, the missus says "he surely doesn't control the bloody news" (shes probably right) and so I say, "right, South Today, it'll be on that for sure. "Ummm" she says, but it is (thank ****) and so she said i should ring Meridian and complain which i was going to do but couldn't find their number on the website. Anyway, the point being is in the title thread, any ITK's cast light on an answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 If the deal is done it will be big big news tomorrow, don't worry. In the meantime get some sleep if you can for tomorrow a new dawn could rise and once again we may hear the sweet sound of the lark !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 I have similar convos with my missus, only she rarely asks whats happening I feel the need to inform her so she actually has something useful scooting around her brain I blame Dineage.....and the fact that since they moved away from Northam and the two parts of meridian became one - hence that ***** of a weatherman instead of Gemma - we have amounted to eff all in their eyes. And of course we are League One now. Fred didnt mind it being top story when they thought we were out on our asses tho did he ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didcot Saint Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 Dineage mate, the slap headed Skate Bastard. We used to get a local Meridan programme up here without that ***** but even we have to watch him now. See you at the Ajax match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 Dineage mate, the slap headed Skate Bastard. We used to get a local Meridan programme up here without that ***** but even we have to watch him now. See you at the Ajax match. +1 I still remember my drunken rant at the How2 bald bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didcot Saint Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 +1 I still remember my drunken rant at the How2 bald bastard. I emailed them when he started, stating my disgust at having to look at that knob while eating my tea. Did i get a reply, did i f... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 My missus reckons that this take over is interfering with family life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 Dineage out ffs !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 Fred Dineage is a ****. Bald-headed skate twit. That's my constructive input into this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 twit. I've just spell checked your post and it would appear that you've misspelled this word... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docker-p Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 Meridian is and always has been a Skate station. Not just sport, but news as well. I've given up watching the fish fiddling crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huge Baboon Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 Certainly a bias towards towards the Skates, no doubt down to the Dineage factor. I remember when Redknapp joined us shortly after his (first) departure from P**pey, I watched Meridian coverage just out of some sort of warped curiosity, and sure enough, all reaction they showed was from Skates, not a word from Southampton. A procession of neanderthals in blue calling him a disgrace, a judas, etc.... Funny, that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Charteris Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 Did you know that by using the da Vinci code, Meridian translates to "I'm Pompey" and Dineage comes out as "me skate"? True story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisobee Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 How flipping old is Dineage ? I moved away from Southampton in 1980 and he looked as if he was about 75 then ! I'll answer my own question, amazingly he is only 67!! Born in Birmingham so wonder why he supports Portsmouth ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisobee Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 Though as usual Wikapedia get it wrong : He is also a well respected newsreader ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsmike25 Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 Sat in the kitchen with the missus (been keeping her updated on the takeover progress, usually alongh the lines of her saying "whats happening with Saints?" and me replying (in chronilogical order) "That **** has gone", "We're about to be taken over by the 19th richest man on the planet", "that **** is back", "we're going bust", "we've been relegated", "Matt Le Tissier is taking us over", "no one is taking us over we're going bust", "shut up for ****s sake (don't know if that one was takeover related)", and finally "we're going to be the 5th richest club in the country (she rolled her eyes at that one and said I'd said something like that before (see above)" and finally tonight, "its a done deal, it will be on the news". So anyway, 6pm we sit there eating garlic mushrooms watching Skate and mate and what comes on about Saints, absolutely **** all! So she is having doubts, i'm having doubts, so i blame Dineage, the missus says "he surely doesn't control the bloody news" (shes probably right) and so I say, "right, South Today, it'll be on that for sure. "Ummm" she says, but it is (thank ****) and so she said i should ring Meridian and complain which i was going to do but couldn't find their number on the website. Anyway, the point being is in the title thread, any ITK's cast light on an answer? That was almost impossible to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisobee Posted 7 July, 2009 Share Posted 7 July, 2009 That was almost impossible to read. It was actually one of Noodles more coherent posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 My missus reckons that this take over is interfering with family life. Tell her she needs to sort out her priorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 Women don't get sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 Meridian have never been Southampton biased in their coverage of practically anything. It must have been very early in their plans to move their Central South based studios halfway between the major Hampshire cities. South Today has never seen to have been Southampton biased in their reporting, owing to the BBC's remit to cover the news of the region evenly. If there is sports news from every football club, their order of reporting is strictly league order based too. Hence, at some point in 2005, Pompey started to reported on before Saints. I'm surprised only a few people noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locks heath saint 2 Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 Look south is no better BBC, Not even a mention of our last game at Forest on the Monday after the game, all other clubs had features, this I cannot forget or forgive. As suspected we are on our own, good ridance. COYR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred kemp Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 he was at orient promotion ( version 2), he was covering the match and had to climb a vertical ladder, struggled to climb it and everyone was laughing at him, one bloke shouted f........g get up there dineage you c..t. maybe thats why he's a skate? but a wimp too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poshie72 Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 Sat in the kitchen with the missus (been keeping her updated on the takeover progress, usually alongh the lines of her saying "whats happening with Saints?" and me replying (in chronilogical order) "That **** has gone", "We're about to be taken over by the 19th richest man on the planet", "that **** is back", "we're going bust", "we've been relegated", "Matt Le Tissier is taking us over", "no one is taking us over we're going bust", "shut up for ****s sake (don't know if that one was takeover related)", and finally "we're going to be the 5th richest club in the country (she rolled her eyes at that one and said I'd said something like that before (see above)" and finally tonight, "its a done deal, it will be on the news". So anyway, 6pm we sit there eating garlic mushrooms watching Skate and mate and what comes on about Saints, absolutely **** all! So she is having doubts, i'm having doubts, so i blame Dineage, the missus says "he surely doesn't control the bloody news" (shes probably right) and so I say, "right, South Today, it'll be on that for sure. "Ummm" she says, but it is (thank ****) and so she said i should ring Meridian and complain which i was going to do but couldn't find their number on the website. Anyway, the point being is in the title thread, any ITK's cast light on an answer? Almost the same conversation I have had with my other half, his answer normally along the lines of ''Ahhh ok'' until he heard about the Swiss, and suddenly he seemed more interested, maybe something to do with the fact that we could be richer than his beloved Glasgow Rangers! Women don't get sport. Are you sure???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Marco Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 Not watched Meridian news for years, it is just like their old building just over the bridge, a pile of ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 ITV is for chavs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardvark Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 Meridian have never been Southampton biased in their coverage of practically anything. It must have been very early in their plans to move their Central South based studios halfway between the major Hampshire cities. South Today has never seen to have been Southampton biased in their reporting, owing to the BBC's remit to cover the news of the region evenly. If there is sports news from every football club, their order of reporting is strictly league order based too. Hence, at some point in 2005, Pompey started to reported on before Saints. I'm surprised only a few people noticed. Get your facts right! Meridian is NOT situated halfway between Southampton and Winchester!:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRichmond Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 Sat in the kitchen with the missus (been keeping her updated on the takeover progress, usually alongh the lines of her saying "whats happening with Saints?" and me replying (in chronilogical order) "That **** has gone", "We're about to be taken over by the 19th richest man on the planet", "that **** is back", "we're going bust", "we've been relegated", "Matt Le Tissier is taking us over", "no one is taking us over we're going bust", "shut up for ****s sake (don't know if that one was takeover related)", and finally "we're going to be the 5th richest club in the country (she rolled her eyes at that one and said I'd said something like that before (see above)" and finally tonight, "its a done deal, it will be on the news". So anyway, 6pm we sit there eating garlic mushrooms watching Skate and mate and what comes on about Saints, absolutely **** all! So she is having doubts, i'm having doubts, so i blame Dineage, the missus says "he surely doesn't control the bloody news" (shes probably right) and so I say, "right, South Today, it'll be on that for sure. "Ummm" she says, but it is (thank ****) and so she said i should ring Meridian and complain which i was going to do but couldn't find their number on the website. Anyway, the point being is in the title thread, any ITK's cast light on an answer? There is only ONE thing wrong with Meridian............. Fred " Skate " Carnage ........... the man with the Double Glazing Glasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 South Today has never seen to have been Southampton biased in their reporting, owing to the BBC's remit to cover the news of the region evenly. If there is sports news from every football club, their order of reporting is strictly league order based too. Solent have been consistently reporting Saints news before Pompey stories over the past week when I've been listening. They seem to be basing the order on the size of each story, rather than the league each team is in. Which is how it should be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRichmond Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 Meridian have never been Southampton biased in their coverage of practically anything. It must have been very early in their plans to move their Central South based studios halfway between the major Hampshire cities. South Today has never seen to have been Southampton biased in their reporting, owing to the BBC's remit to cover the news of the region evenly. If there is sports news from every football club, their order of reporting is strictly league order based too. Hence, at some point in 2005, Pompey started to reported on before Saints. I'm surprised only a few people noticed. Really ... ????? ......... In that case, I've been going to the wrong place for the last Ten years ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white4life Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 One of the funniest threads I have read in ages. Thank you all. Especially liked the ladder story. Faf. Col Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 When was the last time ITV had anything worth watching? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintchristopher Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 its cos of dineage being such a big skate so he probably dont like it that were about to get taken over by someone with over 2 billion more than the guy buying them plus meridien seem to be loved up with oxford at the moment too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 Don't really want to defend Meridian but on Monday (which was fortunately Dinenenenage-free) they had a fairly lengthy spot re Saints - mentioned takeover, showed action from Eastleigh game incl. Patterson's goal, and had an interview with Wotte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 When was the last time ITV had anything worth watching? Nail firmly on the head. I actually don't know what the last program was that I watched on ITV. It's a trash channel that shows trash, including the news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 When was the last time ITV had anything worth watching? champions league aint bad now and then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mower Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 How flipping old is Dineage ? I moved away from Southampton in 1980 and he looked as if he was about 75 then ! I'll answer my own question, amazingly he is only 67!! Born in Birmingham so wonder why he supports Portsmouth ? Because he's a ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Marco Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 were on there now, Fred almost looked ashamed to say the words "multi-billionaire" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 8 July, 2009 Share Posted 8 July, 2009 Dunderhead is a skate thats why! Can't stand the slimy twonk myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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