lordswoodsaints Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 A few weeks ago I was working in the marchwood area and my mate who has no interest in football shouted out of the window when passing staplewood 'you're fookin sh!t you lazy b@stards' consequently saints went on to win their next 3 games 3-1. Is he a coaching genius? Or just a loud mouth tosser? I need to know because he is now thinking about taking his FA coaching badges:-) Personally I don't think he shouted loud enough because KD has let in 3 goals in 3 games,mind you kelvin is getting on a bit ,perhaps his hearing ain't what it used to be.:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 In your words - Loud mouth tosser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 He could get a job with the blue few down the road I suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkiesaint Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 gratuitous swearing at others is not generally the hallmark of a genius.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Jazzbo Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 The reminds me of a passage from Spike Milligan's 'Rommel - Gunner Who?' when Spike and some of his mates were bombed while in a foxhole. One of his mates jumped up and shouted 'I hope you crash you b*****d', immediately afterward the plane was shot down. After this event, his mate spent the rest of his time in North Africa trying to persuade his commanding officers that he had the psychic power tho bring down enemy aircraft and that he should be used as the Allies secret weapon and afforded all the privileges that go with it. Nothing to do with football, but amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 Could be a number of omens, for example, I haven't washed my saints shirt since the last time we lost and i've been playing my music in a different order since the last time we lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 Just after the final whistle of our last defeat i tickled my testicles, ate 7 grapes, done a twirl whilst singing jingle bells (feeling festive already) and then ***** slapped the mrs! Must be the reason for our good fortune!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGod7 Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 He could get a job with the blue few down the road I suspect. Actually...as it happens... http://www.uksport.gov.uk/vacancies/portsmouth_fc_performance_analyst_201009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 I think it's all down to me. Since I started my war against the wrist slitters, trying to stop the negativity, we've won every game :-D On a serious note, I think my girlfriend is a bit of a lucky charm, cuz since she started coming, we've won all but 1 game. Even though she's a Chelsea fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 I think it's all down to me. Since I started my war against the wrist slitters, trying to stop the negativity, we've won every game :-D On a serious note, I think my girlfriend is a bit of a lucky charm, cuz since she started coming, we've won all but 1 game. Even though she's a Chelsea fan! *resists urge to post obvious joke* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 *resists urge to post obvious joke* Ditto Ditto. Oh sod it .... Is she seeing another bloke, or playing with her pet rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Will Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 Oh I teed myself up for that one didn't I!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 I'm responsible for our good form. Though a season ticket holder the first match I was able to go to was the Brizzle match. We haven't lost since then. When we are promoted in successive seasons to the Premiership I expect a statue in my honour. Yours, modestly, eelpie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 some people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 I'm responsible for our good form. Though a season ticket holder the first match I was able to go to was the Brizzle match. We haven't lost since then. When we are promoted in successive seasons to the Premiership I expect a statue in my honour. Yours, modestly, eelpie Not sure this theory stands up I'm afraid as we hadn't lost at home until you went! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icey Saint Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 we havent lost since I changed the vendor I buy my programme from at the Gillingham game - so do I take the credit or the programme vendor ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 No! No! I am Spartacus. Anyway we haven't lost since I started giving St Will's girl a good seeing to each week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 No! No! I am Spartacus. Anyway we haven't lost since I started giving St Will's girl a good seeing to each week Only once a week - the memory for her must be a gushing one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 I don't really do home games so I can't take the credit for the Gillingham game, but at Southend it was raining so hard I didn't see the point in putting my shirt on. We won so I didn't wear it at Oldham either, or when I visited last weekend for the MK Dons game. We win and I get to moan about feckin' scarfers too, double bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzmeister Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 gratuitous swearing at others is not generally the hallmark of a genius.... Clough........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 A few weeks ago I was working in the marchwood area and my mate who has no interest in football shouted out of the window when passing staplewood 'you're fookin sh!t you lazy b@stards' consequently saints went on to win their next 3 games 3-1. Is he a coaching genius? Or just a loud mouth tosser? Is your mate called Alan Pardew by any chance? (Yes, I know, Alan probably has his FA coaching badge) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 Just coincidence if you ask me. Players have abuse shouted at them all the time and I don't see how this comment should be any different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 I took a sizeable dump the night before the Gillingham game. We've won every league game convincingly since then. I'm beginning to think this has brought Saints good luck and that I am responsible for our recent upturn in results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordswoodsaints Posted 30 October, 2009 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2009 I took a sizeable dump the night before the Gillingham game. We've won every league game convincingly since then. I'm beginning to think this has brought Saints good luck and that I am responsible for our recent upturn in results. You're talking sh!t:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 some people Cliff Richard, No.3, August 1987 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 I took a sizeable dump the night before the Gillingham game. We've won every league game convincingly since then. I'm beginning to think this has brought Saints good luck and that I am responsible for our recent upturn in results. A good thesis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 I took a sizeable dump the night before the Gillingham game. We've won every league game convincingly since then. I'm beginning to think this has brought Saints good luck and that I am responsible for our recent upturn in results. Have you continued said dumping the night before the other games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 A white and black scarf that I was relentlessly ribbed for wearing to the Gills game. Wear it everyweek now. So, it's me... or my girlfriends scarf... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 Have you continued said dumping the night before the other games? I read it that he hasn't had a dump since, and won't until we lose again. I could be wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 A few weeks ago I was working in the marchwood area and my mate who has no interest in football shouted out of the window when passing staplewood 'you're fookin sh!t you lazy b@stards' consequently saints went on to win their next 3 games 3-1. Is he a coaching genius? Or just a loud mouth tosser? I need to know because he is now thinking about taking his FA coaching badges:-) Personally I don't think he shouted loud enough because KD has let in 3 goals in 3 games,mind you kelvin is getting on a bit ,perhaps his hearing ain't what it used to be.:-) Quite a sudden change of career direction it seems ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 I read it that he hasn't had a dump since, and won't until we lose again. I could be wrong. Feck me! Some cork! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 Have you continued said dumping the night before the other games? Not until this evening. Been holding it back since the Gills, but last nights Chicken Madras just pushed me over the edge. I appologise in advance if this ends our winning run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 Nice to read Eric's finally getting some. Chillax guys it was me. I took ages arranging my trip to a conference in the US, could have flown direct, but no, made sure I flew via Blighty so I could get down for the Brizzle game. I was there that night and obviously haven't been since. So you want the run to continue, just send beer so I don't want to leave here for a few more months, Auto promotion - no problemo. So I know my place now, no more SMS and making sure EoA gets home after his quiet nights out with the toys. sorry boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 Feck me! Some cork! Jack? That's worrying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silversaint Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 On the subject of this, I looked at our fixtures today and we have southend at home on the last day of the season, if I remember rightly last time we reached the play offs under Burley we beat southend on the last day of the season to make it. Fate? probably not? Coincidence? More likely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint J Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 YES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 30 October, 2009 Share Posted 30 October, 2009 Not until this evening. Been holding it back since the Gills, but last nights Chicken Madras just pushed me over the edge. I appologise in advance if this ends our winning run. FFS some people.Its all about you isnt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 31 October, 2009 Share Posted 31 October, 2009 Not until this evening. Been holding it back since the Gills, but last nights Chicken Madras just pushed me over the edge. I appologise in advance if this ends our winning run. Were all doomed I tell ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 31 October, 2009 Share Posted 31 October, 2009 No.It's me. When i start the matchday threads we win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NN2 Saint Posted 2 November, 2009 Share Posted 2 November, 2009 I believe it's me that has done since splitting up with missus and moving back to Southampton we haven't lost and i've been at em all just hoping now I get a weekday job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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