Jillyanne Posted 22 April, 2010 Share Posted 22 April, 2010 It has just 'disappeared', if anyone knows where it is please let me know. Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 22 April, 2010 Share Posted 22 April, 2010 Sorry to hijack the thread but if anyone knows where my England flag has gone then please let me know. Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 22 April, 2010 Share Posted 22 April, 2010 I thought I'd lost my sledgehammer the other day, but then it turned up in a dark and distant corner of the shed, so I can empathise with your loss. Might I suggest checking in your dark and distant corners? So to speak.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 22 April, 2010 Share Posted 22 April, 2010 Have you checked in the bucket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 22 April, 2010 Share Posted 22 April, 2010 I think they are called 'Groundsmen' now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 22 April, 2010 Share Posted 22 April, 2010 Behind the workbench is usually a good bet too. Or it's been left out in the garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 22 April, 2010 Share Posted 22 April, 2010 Have you checked in the bucket? Don't be so disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribbo Posted 22 April, 2010 Share Posted 22 April, 2010 dug took it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 22 April, 2010 Share Posted 22 April, 2010 Where did you leave it Jilly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 23 April, 2010 Share Posted 23 April, 2010 Cast your mind back to the "how do you get blood stains off the sofa" night, ...... where did you bury the body? It might be there or there abouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 23 April, 2010 Share Posted 23 April, 2010 I had a garden spade once, then Jordan called him in for dinner, the little tike... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLove Posted 23 April, 2010 Share Posted 23 April, 2010 I had a garden spade once, then Jordan called him in for dinner, the little tike... I find this a racist reference and I feel you need to give your self an infraction for causing me offence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 23 April, 2010 Share Posted 23 April, 2010 no, im taking it back, just like porch monkey.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2DxyAGzGxM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 23 April, 2010 Share Posted 23 April, 2010 It has just 'disappeared', if anyone knows where it is please let me know. Thanks in advance. ours has gone walkabouts as well. maybe we have a muppet show thief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 23 April, 2010 Share Posted 23 April, 2010 I don't like spades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 April, 2010 Share Posted 23 April, 2010 I think they are called 'Groundsmen' now. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 23 April, 2010 Share Posted 23 April, 2010 Have you tried looking in your handbag ? That's where women 'lose' most things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 24 April, 2010 Share Posted 24 April, 2010 I went to the garden centre and I saw spades in spades. Then I went to the Auction rooms and saw lots of lots. Then I went to the cake decorating shop and saw hundreds and thousands of hundreds and thousands. This has been the story of my life, thanks for listening. (And no Jilly, I haven't a clue where your spade is. It's probably in the last place you look.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 24 April, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 April, 2010 The spade is still missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 24 April, 2010 Share Posted 24 April, 2010 The spade is still missing. You might have to FORK out for another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 24 April, 2010 Share Posted 24 April, 2010 You might have to FORK out for another one. hoe,hoe...that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 24 April, 2010 Share Posted 24 April, 2010 I thought it was tine we had a pun or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 24 April, 2010 Share Posted 24 April, 2010 But I didn't want to rake over the old ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 24 April, 2010 Share Posted 24 April, 2010 What sort of spastic loses a spade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swastika eyes Posted 24 April, 2010 Share Posted 24 April, 2010 What sort of spastic loses a spade? Cheryl Cole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 24 April, 2010 Share Posted 24 April, 2010 I went to the garden centre and I saw spades in spades. Then I went to the Auction rooms and saw lots of lots. Then I went to the cake decorating shop and saw hundreds and thousands of hundreds and thousands. This has been the story of my life, thanks for listening. Interesting post SN me old son. i once went to a Wales, it a country full of ... erm.... ...Wales people.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 24 April, 2010 Share Posted 24 April, 2010 I had a garden spade once, then Jordan called him in for dinner, the little tike... LOL!!! I love blatant, suggest or implied racism! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 26 April, 2010 Share Posted 26 April, 2010 I had a garden spade once, then Jordan called him in for dinner, the little tike... I struggled for ages to decide whether or not this was a racist joke. I decided it didn't qualify, as it isn't actually funny enough to be a joke. (Still f*cking racist though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 26 April, 2010 Share Posted 26 April, 2010 I always call a spade a spade. Sometimes though I call a hammer, Simon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Nutkins Posted 27 April, 2010 Share Posted 27 April, 2010 I guess if you lost your garden fork as well as your spade, you could shout from your garden................" Where's my fork-in-spade". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 27 April, 2010 Author Share Posted 27 April, 2010 I guess if you lost your garden fork as well as your spade, you could shout from your garden................" Where's my fork-in-spade". I can see my fork from here. Still no spade though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Nutkins Posted 27 April, 2010 Share Posted 27 April, 2010 I can see my fork from here. Still no spade though. Do you take your fork to work with you Jill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 27 April, 2010 Author Share Posted 27 April, 2010 Do you take your fork to work with you Jill? I am a lady of leisure, I don't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Nutkins Posted 27 April, 2010 Share Posted 27 April, 2010 I am a lady of leisure, I don't work. That would explain why you have stains on your sofa.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 27 April, 2010 Author Share Posted 27 April, 2010 That would explain why you have stains on your sofa.:cool: It was the new dog being in season that stained the sofa - it has all been successfully cleaned off now!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy Nutkins Posted 27 April, 2010 Share Posted 27 April, 2010 It was the new dog being in season that stained the sofa - it has all been successfully cleaned off now!!! Good work Jill, good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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