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At the m-in-law's yesterday, I saw her copy of the Sunday Torygraph - in particular their guide to the World cup. They went through all of the teams and tried to compare them with English clubs

 

eg England are Tottenham. "They think they are a big team but they have not won the big prize since the mid - 60s."

 

France are Arsenal, Germany Man U. USA are Man City, Mexico, Bolton, Uruguay , Burnley.

 

Most countries are compared to P League teams but a few lower league teams are included - eg South Africa are Accrington Stanley because everyone (?) loves them but there is no escaping that thay are a third class outfit. Greece are Reading, Serbia are Millwall , Paraguay are Preston.

 

Apparently, South Korea are Southampton - "a perfectly nice club with decent fans, but to be honest their neighbours are far more interesting."

 

So , come on South Korea !!!

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Who did Chelsea get?.

 

Spain were Chelsea

 

The full list is:

 

USA - Man City

Slovenia - Blackpool

England - Spurs

Algeria - Bristol City

 

France - Arsenal

Mexico - Bolton

Uruguay - Burnley

S Africa - Crewe

 

Greece - Reading

Argentina - Villa

Nigeria - Sunderland

S Korea - Us

 

Germany - Man U

Serbia - Millwall

Australia - Middlesborough

Ghana - Wigan

 

Cameroon QPR

Holland - Everton

Denmark - Wolves

Japan - Crewe

 

SLovakia - Stoke

Italy - Liverpool

Paraguay - Preston

N Z - Northampton

 

Portugal - Leeds

Brazil - Newcastle

N Korea - West Ham

Ivory Coast - WBA

 

Spain - Chelsea

Chile - Brum

Honduras - Fulham

Switzerland - Blackburn

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Apparently, South Korea are Southampton - "a perfectly nice club with decent fans, but to be honest their neighbours are far more interesting."

 

So , come on South Korea !!!

 

 

"a perfectly nice club with decent fans"

 

they can f*ck off. patronising description, i'm supporting north korea, they have better haircuts than the south

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Spain were Chelsea

 

The full list is:

 

USA - Man City

Slovenia - Blackpool

England - Spurs

Algeria - Bristol City

 

France - Arsenal

Mexico - Bolton

Uruguay - Burnley

S Africa - Crewe

 

Greece - Reading

Argentina - Villa

Nigeria - Sunderland

S Korea - Us

 

Germany - Man U

Serbia - Millwall

Australia - Middlesborough

Ghana - Wigan

 

Cameroon QPR

Holland - Everton

Denmark - Wolves

Japan - Crewe

 

SLovakia - Stoke

Italy - Liverpool

Paraguay - Preston

N Z - Northampton

 

Portugal - Leeds

Brazil - Newcastle

N Korea - West Ham

Ivory Coast - WBA

 

Spain - Chelsea

Chile - Brum

Honduras - Fulham

Switzerland - Blackburn

 

 

They've got that wrong then, South Africa should be Skatesville, loads of violent crime, everyone lives in hovels and it's full of pikeys.Holding the WC in such a place is asking for trouble, like having all cup finals and play-offs games in Portsmouth, bastards won't go unless it's free.

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I tried to google the article, with no success, so I entered the following search term (with no inverted commas):

 

sunday telegraph+perfectly nice club with decent fans

 

Check it and see what comes up. Freaky and hilarious at the same time. :D

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Why are England Spurs?

 

'Think they're a big club but haven't won it for many years' etc. But the favourites are Spain, and most would agree they're the world's best team, but they've never won it.

 

Past achievements mean bugger all. Uruguay have a good record in terms of winning world cups, but they have no chance of winning it.

 

So I'd say england are saints - starting to come good after years of rubbish and about to dominate football! possibly. always a chance they'll completely arse it up and implode again.

 

But England win against the lesser teams and lose against the better teams, whereas Saints often beat the better teams, and then lose to some of the worst teams.

 

England have a 'can't be arsed' problem. Saints have a 'we should walk this one' issue.

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But England win against the lesser teams and lose against the better teams, whereas Saints often beat the better teams, and then lose to some of the worst teams.

 

England have a 'can't be arsed' problem. Saints have a 'we should walk this one' issue.

 

That final line is the most accurate summing up of England and Saints i have seen. Congrats :smt038

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