oh dear me...

[skintsaint]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/front_page/newsid_10280000/newsid_10281100/10281195.stm

 

it isnt a phrase i use too often but in this case i have to use it...

 

what a nobber

[Baj]

"Ive got something semi-good to tell you"... he said... to his mum..... 'kin ell... WHAT???

[St Landrew]

What a twerp. Hasn't he heard of astroturf..?

 

That is, if he must do it at all.

[Colinjb]

It will be as good as dead by England's second game. What a 'kin turnip.

[SO16_Saint]

my mrs would tear me apart if i even thought of doing that, let alone actually doing it!

[hutch]

It will be as good as dead by England's second game. What a 'kin turnip.

Not if he's put sprinklers in. And UV lamps.

 

Give the lad some credit.

[fish fingers]

I wonder if he got his top soil from St Marys.

 

What a goon.

[Hamilton Saint]

Silly sod! His mother should turf him out of the house.

[Colinjb]

Not if he's put sprinklers in. And UV lamps.

 

Give the lad some credit.

 

Don't forget undersoil and plant food. My god if he does it properly, yes, the grass will grow, but the plastering and structure of the house will be utterly buttf*cked.

[The9]

He could have at least spent the money on a current kit. Or some magic beans.

[Pancake]

Link not working any more?

 

is now

Edited 10 June, 2010 by Pancake

[Hatch]

Hope the police nick him for stealing that council sign.

There is now way he went out and paid for it.

[iansums]

SRS wants to know if he paid for the turf in installments!

[Dark Munster]

It will be as good as dead by England's second game. What a 'kin turnip.

Well it could be that England will be dead by then as well, so it could be quite appropriate.

[Smirking_Saint]

Hope the police nick him for stealing that council sign.

There is now way he went out and paid for it.

 

Grass him up

 

Get it........Grass.................nevermind