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My cistern in law, reckons this is a crap(per) thread.

 

I said to her "Honey-Well, that's your opinion and your en-tiled to it. But how would you rate it on descale of 1 to 10"?

 

She didn't know what the flux I was on about, and just poo-pooed the whole thing.

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After last night's unexpected result, Saints fans are riding the Crest of a wave.

 

For some optimists, the future looks Ultra-Brite

 

But there are still a few Sensodyne souls who believe that a positive reaction amongst the fans may send the wrong Signals

 

At least the team were able to keep a Ma cleans sheet last night

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After last night's unexpected result, Saints fans are riding the Crest of a wave.

 

For some optimists, the future looks Ultra-Brite

 

But there are still a few Sensodyne souls who believe that a positive reaction amongst the fans may send the wrong Signals

 

At least the team were able to keep a Ma cleans sheet last night

 

The team certainly didn't do their reputation any harm and hammered the sceptics to a certain degree

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I've got a filling we'll give Swansea a right old pasting at the weekend

 

IF...we had a Wayne BRIDGE, ENAMEL Petite or someone like that guy we got from BirminGUM, you know, Mark 'Physcho' DENTIST , we might.

 

Anyway gotta go, got to be back at work by TOOTH-HURTY (ya see...2:30...The Dandy, circa 1970),

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IF...we had a Wayne BRIDGE, ENAMEL Petite or someone like that guy we got from BirminGUM, you know, Mark 'Physcho' DENTIST , we might.

 

Anyway gotta go, got to be back at work by TOOTH-HURTY (ya see...2:30...The Dandy, circa 1970),

 

 

 

 

Surely "choppers Harris" from Chelsea could still do a job for us !

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