Noodles34 Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 This new lot cant get anything right: Just seen the email promoting it and one of the changing banners is a side view along the corporate boxes. Clearly the away team has scored because aside from a few in one of the boxes and some in the seats, everyone else is just sitting there. In the same box they seem to have a saints fan, he has his head in his hands. Actually, its in their PDF brochure as well, oh dear. In all seriousness, its a bit crap when something like this gets through the marketing dept. Would never happened under NC mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killers Knee Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 but was it an Own Goal? could be subliminal marketing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alanh Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 I think you are reading too much into that photo. Just about anything 'exciting' could have just happened to get a response like that from certain members of the crowd. If I had to guess I'd say it looks like a near miss, with some fans up off their seats celebrating too early and the fan with head in hands agonising over what might have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Gaff = layman's term for abode. e.g. "You want to come around to my gaff for some tea and scones?" Gaffe = something Prince Philip says:- "Looks like it's been made by an Indian", etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block34 Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 This new lot cant get anything right: Just seen the email promoting it and one of the changing banners is a side view along the corporate boxes. Clearly the away team has scored because aside from a few in one of the boxes and some in the seats, everyone else is just sitting there. In the same box they seem to have a saints fan, he has his head in his hands. Actually, its in their PDF brochure as well, oh dear. In all seriousness, its a bit crap when something like this gets through the marketing dept. Would never happened under NC mind! ...don't worry, the whole marketing dept has gone to Liverpool for a huge pay rise and to produce marketing blurb for a CL club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 "Our stunning city-based UEFA-accredited waterfront stadium stands testament to Southampton Football Club’s dynamic position within the most popular and challenging league in the world" 'Waterfront stadium' is stretching the bounds of reality somewhat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 "Our stunning city-based UEFA-accredited waterfront stadium stands testament to Southampton Football Club’s dynamic position within the most popular and challenging league in the world" 'Waterfront stadium' is stretching the bounds of reality somewhat.... Its technically true... ...and its better than saying "gas tank fronted stadium". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 (edited) Its technically true... Ish.... from what part of the ground can hospitality guests see the water? Or have a stroll along it before a game? Artistic licence I guess Edited 7 July, 2014 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Crikey, there's a picture in the brochure of the other team scoring. Don't tell them that!! No one will ever pay to go in a box if they think there is a chance the other team might score. Ralph out. Katharina out. Reed out. Eff it, Koeman out too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toussaint Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Crikey, there's a picture in the brochure of the other team scoring. Don't tell them that!! No one will ever pay to go in a box if they think there is a chance the other team might score. Ralph out. Katharina out. Reed out. Eff it, Koeman out too. Deffo Koemen out, have you seen the league table, 0 points for ffs! Do something now, before its too late! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Gaff = layman's term for abode. e.g. "You want to come around to my gaff for some tea and scones?" Gaffe = something Prince Philip says:- "Looks like it's been made by an Indian", etc. A man after my own heart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartosz Bialkowski Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Also for the eagle eyed. Luke Shaws dad (Paul) 10 SWF points for the first to spot him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Also for the eagle eyed. Luke Shaws dad (Paul) 10 SWF points for the first to spot him Looks like Cortese in the distant centre too:scared: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Also for the eagle eyed. Luke Shaws dad (Paul) 10 SWF points for the first to spot him Is he the **** in purple trying to get the attention of the man u directors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 ...don't worry, the whole marketing dept has gone to Liverpool for a huge pay rise and to produce marketing blurb for a CL club. Well they've certainly gone somewhere. Vacancies galore on the OS, Marketing manager, club photographer, etc etc. No players, no staff, no board, things looking good right now :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Also for the eagle eyed. Luke Shaws dad (Paul) 10 SWF points for the first to spot him Where's Wally's Dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 This new lot cant get anything right: Just seen the email promoting it and one of the changing banners is a side view along the corporate boxes. Clearly the away team has scored because aside from a few in one of the boxes and some in the seats, everyone else is just sitting there. In the same box they seem to have a saints fan, he has his head in his hands. Actually, its in their PDF brochure as well, oh dear. In all seriousness, its a bit crap when something like this gets through the marketing dept. Would never happened under NC mind! Are you for f*****ng real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block34 Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Well they've certainly gone somewhere. Vacancies galore on the OS, Marketing manager, club photographer, etc etc. No players, no staff, no board, things looking good right now :-) Hell's teeth, you make a joke satirising the manner in which people have left and some doom-merchant hijacks it! Lighten up out there!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Hell's teeth, you make a joke satirising the manner in which people have left and some doom-merchant hijacks it! Lighten up out there!!! Guess you missed the smiley then Still, there is truth in what I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Gaff = layman's term for abode. e.g. "You want to come around to my gaff for some tea and scones?" Gaffe = something Prince Philip says:- "Looks like it's been made by an Indian", etc. Are you saying the OP has made a Gaffe possibly from his Gaff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brmbrm Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 This new lot cant get anything right: Just seen the email promoting it and one of the changing banners is a side view along the corporate boxes. Clearly the away team has scored because aside from a few in one of the boxes and some in the seats, everyone else is just sitting there. In the same box they seem to have a saints fan, he has his head in his hands. Actually, its in their PDF brochure as well, oh dear. In all seriousness, its a bit crap when something like this gets through the marketing dept. Would never happened under NC mind! This is a ******-take, innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 There's another picture taken 20 seconds later of the bloke in the purple shirt getting filled in by someone at the back of Block 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 8 July, 2014 Author Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Are you for f*****ng real? Yeah, last I looked, what's the issue? It's a valid point, fancy marketing one of your biggest money spinners and show a picture of the other team scoring. It's **** poor, it really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 8 July, 2014 Author Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Are you saying the OP has made a Gaffe possibly from his Gaff ive gaffed up on my grammar, soz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 8 July, 2014 Author Share Posted 8 July, 2014 This is a ******-take, innit? Sorry, what the opposite of innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 ...don't worry, the whole marketing dept has gone to Liverpool for a huge pay rise and to produce marketing blurb for a CL club. Ah so that's why there are situations advertised on the OS every day, wondered why that was, thought we were expanding!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Sorry, what the opposite of innit? so if innit is a bastardisation of is it not! that would be it is not so tisn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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