Bearsy Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 I'm just v.disappointment All I want is an essay, not a lot, just 500 words or so on what people said, and how they felt, and satirical comment on their appearance and the funny noise they made when they slurped their pint of Fosters or whatever. The bare facts of who turned up and that they "talked about Saints" is sort of ok, but it lacks atmosphere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 22 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 22 March, 2015 I'm just v.disappointment All I want is an essay, not a lot, just 500 words or so on what people said, and how they felt, and satirical comment on their appearance and the funny noise they made when they slurped their pint of Fosters or whatever. The bare facts of who turned up and that they "talked about Saints" is sort of ok, but it lacks atmosphere Pap or Goatboy, can you out Bearsy out of his misery.... I'm not funny enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 *sigh* I sometimes think to myself, is there not more to life, than tugging? Bearsy, When you work offshore there is nothing more to life than tugging. Two types of people offshore Liar's or VVankers and I know which one I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 Fair point! Lou: Answer the question! Phil needs ammo for his long nights at sea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 I'm just v.disappointment All I want is an essay, not a lot, just 500 words or so on what people said, and how they felt, and satirical comment on their appearance and the funny noise they made when they slurped their pint of Fosters or whatever. The bare facts of who turned up and that they "talked about Saints" is sort of ok, but it lacks atmosphere + heights, weights, dress sense, number of foam hands and half and half scarves, that kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 22 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 22 March, 2015 Fair point! Lou: Answer the question! Phil needs ammo for his long nights at sea! No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 It's not a shocker to reveal we mostly talk about Southampton FC. Could have been what's wrong with America, the budget and loungey type stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 I'm just v.disappointment All I want is an essay, not a lot, just 500 words or so on what people said, and how they felt, and satirical comment on their appearance and the funny noise they made when they slurped their pint of Fosters or whatever. The bare facts of who turned up and that they "talked about Saints" is sort of ok, but it lacks atmosphere I get where you're coming from Bear. It must be bloody frustrating to not have access to the SaintsWeb Farmhouse Bonus content, and then have to read this vague b*llocks. Bucks was at the bar with his nipper when I arrived. Very soon afterward, Goatboy's long-hair recognition system kicks in and I am asked if I am pap. Two of my real life mates also turned up, so the five of us disappeared outside to the front area and found a bench. Lou was next to arrive, and already happy with our lot, we were further surprised when Lets B Avenue turned up and introduced himself. There was a lot of Saints chat too, and of course the obligatory chat about our fellow posters. We kept it mostly positive though. At one point, I confessed to liking CB Fry's content. Out loud. It was that sort of crazy night. + heights, weights, dress sense, number of foam hands and half and half scarves, that kind of thing. Ha, none of that on display. One of our number may have discreetly chucked a sash shirt on just before the game, but it went no further than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 Ha, none of that on display. One of our number may have discreetly chucked a sash shirt on just before the game, but it went no further than that. Lets Be Av (think I am allowed to shorten it, now we have met and stuff) won the inaugural SWF Real People dress award, and rightly so with his costume change a few mins before getting back on his steed. Quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 Lets Be Av (think I am allowed to shorten it, now we have met and stuff) won the inaugural SWF Real People dress award, and rightly so with his costume change a few mins before getting back on his steed. Quality Probably also deserves an award for arriving on a steed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 I was hoping for description of Lou from Pap. Bit concerning that there was a bit more detail revealed after the Bazza Sanchez meet. Come on Pap, would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 Probably also deserves an award for arriving on a steed. Not much feckin use when the crossing gates come down, but I thought it might meet with VFTT's approval, if he had shown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 One of our number may have discreetly chucked a sash shirt on just before the game, but it went no further than that. If you mean me, it was a Rank Xerox/Air Florida effort. God bless Frank Worthington! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 I was hoping for description of Lou from Pap. Bit concerning that there was a bit more detail revealed after the Bazza Sanchez meet. Come on Pap, would you? Lou has already been described on this thread, but not in any great physical detail, largely because there's only so far you can take that without looking like a creep or whatever. I have to say, if I were in her shoes, and people were just interested in knowing what I looked like I'd be a bit miffed. It's all a bit reductive really, and though I'm not trying to say we all know each other well, its not really my job to repurpose Lou for the 50something beak and Viagra set. If you mean me, it was a Rank Xerox/Air Florida effort. God bless Frank Worthington! Yes, very poorly remembered on my part. I have that shirt as well. Very nice to finally meet you, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 22 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 22 March, 2015 Lou has already been described on this thread, but not in any great physical detail, largely because there's only so far you can take that without looking like a creep or whatever. I have to say, if I were in her shoes, and people were just interested in knowing what I looked like I'd be a bit miffed. It's all a bit reductive really, and though I'm not trying to say we all know each other well, its not really my job to repurpose Lou for the 50something beak Ha. It's a bit no win really. If you said, hot, then it would be a bit awkward when we saw each other next. If you said not, I'd knee you in the balls when we saw each other next. That stuff is all fine when it's all anonymous, but not so easy when you're meeting in the real world. Plus I also think most women more or less look the same. Head, arms, legs. Once you've seen one you've seen them all. I'm not sure I can see what the fuss is about...most of us just look normal really. I'd much rather be described as decent company! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 Ha. It's a bit no win really. If you said, hot, then it would be a bit awkward when we saw each other next. If you said not, I'd knee you in the balls when we saw each other next. That stuff is all fine when it's all anonymous, but not so easy when you're meeting in the real world. Plus I also think most women more or less look the same. Head, arms, legs. Once you've seen one you've seen them all. I'm not sure I can see what the fuss is about...most of us just look normal really. I'd much rather be described as decent company! While I agree with your sentiment entirely, I have already described you, as requested, after Farmhouse meet up #1. Now that we have had meet up #2, with more opportunities remaining, it remains remarkably easy for any Lou Lusting Loungers to find out for themselves all they need to, about you. Or indeed any of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 Ha. It's a bit no win really. If you said, hot, then it would be a bit awkward when we saw each other next. If you said not, I'd knee you in the balls when we saw each other next. The agony of choice, eh? That stuff is all fine when it's all anonymous, but not so easy when you're meeting in the real world. I'm not even sure its fine when anonymous, but I think people need to keep in mind any potential embarrassment, if indeed they ever did decide to venture out. Plus I also think most women more or less look the same. Head, arms, legs. Once you've seen one you've seen them all. I'm not sure I can see what the fuss is about...most of us just look normal really. Probably not a great deal of wholesome contact with women. I don't have that option. I was raised in a matriarchal tyranny, and every living thing in my house that has leave to be there is female, apart from me. Equality is more than an ideal; observing it is pretty much the only way I don't get killed. I'd much rather be described as decent company! That you are. Everyone who has turned up so far has been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 In the spirt of equality perhaps pap could let is know about goat , has he got nice tits and what's his arse like . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 In the spirt of equality perhaps pap could let is know about goat , has he got nice tits and what's his arse like . Actually spent the most time with Goatboy yesterday, and thinking about it, probably the longest out of any of the meetups so far. The inaugural Farmhouse meet was only really about 45 minutes, before the game only Goatboy, myself and Lou were there before and after the game yesterday. I'm sorry to say that most of our time was spent chatting. If I'd have known that you wanted vital statistics, I may have paid more attention at the time (probably not, though). I'm getting the very real sense of you missing a massive trick. I'm sure our equality campaigners will be thrilled that you've deemed any SaintsWeb hole a goal, and it is nice that you have been even-handed in this respect. Still, one has to wonder why your sex drive wasn't sated by all those pliable, hardworking and cheap Eastern Europeans you used to employ. The proprietor of the business. The big man around town. I'm not suggesting anything untoward, but some people are attracted to those with a bit of power and money. Did you avoid the potential infidelity with "booby" by employing only m!ngers, or did you actually try, only for things to turn out like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 22 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 22 March, 2015 Hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 22 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 22 March, 2015 Or indeed any of us Exactly Bucks. I think more will come out next time. I think it going to become a 'thing'.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 22 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 22 March, 2015 I was raised in a matriarchal tyranny, and every living thing in my house that has leave to be there is female, apart from me. Equality is more than an ideal; observing it is pretty much the only way I don't get killed. I can tell, Pap. And it suits you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 22 March, 2015 Share Posted 22 March, 2015 I have staked £1000 on at least 12 people saying yes but only 4 showing up. Got 1-3 on. So close to a half decent payout. Lets B Ave was the one who ruined the payday ultimately ? but as a top decent gent, as discussed already, it was well worth it. I am thinking carefully about the Hull game but reckon I may go for a sweep on 6-8 turning out, with perhaps a covering stake on 8-10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 23 March, 2015 Share Posted 23 March, 2015 Is LBA really a pikey with a horse and trap? I'm confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 23 March, 2015 Share Posted 23 March, 2015 While I agree with your sentiment entirely, I have already described you, as requested, after Farmhouse meet up #1. Now that we have had meet up #2, with more opportunities remaining, it remains remarkably easy for any Lou Lusting Loungers to find out for themselves all they need to, about you. Or indeed any of us Exactly Bucks. I think more will come out next time. I think it going to become a 'thing'.... Founding members, yo First time is always the hardest. Until that point, meeting people who are actually truckers called Jeff or axe murderers is a real possibility. I observed neither rig nor hatchet that day, so was just able to chill out and enjoy yesterday. Everyone does their bit. Props to Lou for suggesting it, Bucks for making sure she didn't have to face a pub full of Vic Reeves trouser rubbers on her own. I provide a unique service; my public profile (as opposed to anonymous) and long hair makes the group easy to identify for first-timers. I'm like a hairy smoking lighthouse, miniaturised for the urban drinking environment. It's almost like Voltron or Devastator out of Transformers; tons of little components joining up to achieve something collectively that cannot be achieved alone, like becoming a giant f**king robot or organising some match day bevvies. Fair play to people for having the faith, gumption and courage to make it out. I would like to try the other option at some point; sending each other PMs to debate if we're all real or not. In the meantime, I'm fine with plan A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 23 March, 2015 Share Posted 23 March, 2015 Is LBA really a pikey with a horse and trap? I'm confused. Do you need your driveway doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 23 March, 2015 Share Posted 23 March, 2015 I was going to show my face but in the end bottled it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 23 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 23 March, 2015 I was going to show my face but in the end bottled it ! Oh no - I should have texted you! Next one Pompeylass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 23 March, 2015 Share Posted 23 March, 2015 I was going to show my face but in the end bottled it ! Never have such a harmless and pleasant bunch, including a 15 year old, been so terrifying before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 23 March, 2015 Share Posted 23 March, 2015 Never have such a harmless and pleasant bunch, including a 15 year old, been so terrifying before I really feel like I missed out now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 23 March, 2015 Share Posted 23 March, 2015 V sorry I couldn't make it. Knee's just not up to it yet. Pap's right I shouldn't have said anything. Still keen to say hello when I'm fitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the saint in winchester Posted 23 March, 2015 Share Posted 23 March, 2015 How about last home game of the season to meet up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 23 March, 2015 Share Posted 23 March, 2015 How about last home game of the season to meet up? Fine with me Winchy, but Spurs has to be the biggest home game left if you can only make one of them. Need to get there for 11ish that day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 23 March, 2015 Share Posted 23 March, 2015 V sorry I couldn't make it. Knee's just not up to it yet. Pap's right I shouldn't have said anything. Still keen to say hello when I'm fitter. Im not sure its a pogoing convention KRG, how is the knee ? Getting the slimfit jeans on yet or stuck to cordaroys ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 24 March, 2015 Share Posted 24 March, 2015 Never have such a harmless and pleasant bunch, including a 15 year old, been so terrifying before Hahaha, it's more like the thought of entering a pub full of scummers !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 24 March, 2015 Share Posted 24 March, 2015 Hahaha, it's more like the thought of entering a pub full of scummers !!! Half of them are probably Liverpool/Man Utd fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 24 March, 2015 Share Posted 24 March, 2015 Hahaha, it's more like the thought of entering a pub full of scummers !!! TBF, a good number of the kind folk I saw last weekend looked like they could not spell football, much less give a monkeys about any team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 24 March, 2015 Share Posted 24 March, 2015 Im not sure its a pogoing convention KRG, how is the knee ? Getting the slimfit jeans on yet or stuck to cordaroys ? Aye, think you are right. Was a tad ambitious. It is on the mend, slowly, thanks. I am back in my least skinny jeans, which aren't exactly baggy. Poor planning from KRG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 30 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 30 March, 2015 Just bought my ticket for Spurs! God, we better win this. Anyone up for a post match drink? It's an early start... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 March, 2015 Share Posted 30 March, 2015 Just bought my ticket for Spurs! God, we better win this. Anyone up for a post match drink? It's an early start... Think I am in the US for this one. I will be with you in spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarniaSaint Posted 30 March, 2015 Share Posted 30 March, 2015 Think I am in the US for this one. I will be with you in spirit. Watch out for the cops !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 31 March, 2015 Share Posted 31 March, 2015 Just bought my ticket for Spurs! God, we better win this. Anyone up for a post match drink? It's an early start... I could well be up for a diet coke. Half marathon the next day:scared: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 31 March, 2015 Share Posted 31 March, 2015 Just bought my ticket for Spurs! God, we better win this. Anyone up for a post match drink? It's an early start... When is this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 31 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 31 March, 2015 When is this ? 25 April, PL. You up for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 31 March, 2015 Share Posted 31 March, 2015 25 April, PL. You up for it? YEAH! (I won't actually be there ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 31 March, 2015 Share Posted 31 March, 2015 25 April, PL. You up for it? Just need to check I'm not working in the bar during the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 31 March, 2015 Share Posted 31 March, 2015 Just need to check I'm not working in the bar during the day. Good to see pompeylass back on the scene........ Do you remember the night out we had with Griff? Don't tell them your name pike :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 31 March, 2015 Share Posted 31 March, 2015 Just bought my ticket for Spurs! God, we better win this. Anyone up for a post match drink? It's an early start... I am a possible, subject to junior bucks requirements that day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 Good to see pompeylass back on the scene........ Do you remember the night out we had with Griff? Don't tell them your name pike :) It's good to be back I remember plenty of nights out with him, I was never allowed to say where I lived or who I supported Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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