Top birds

[Badger]

With Wimbledon upon us I’d expect this thread to have a few ‘bumps’ again.

Many years ago on the old Saints Forever I think the Wimbledon totty used to have a thread of its own in which Sharapova and Hantuchova featured prominently.

Perhaps John Inverdale was right and hit on something that they’re not “lookers” any more. 

[whelk]

Holliday Grainger as seen in The Capture. I actually think this is true love

[JohnnyShearer2.0]

Saraya Bevis. Pure filth these days.

British WWE wrestler. A film of her wrestling story was made too.

[benjii]

Young Willoughby was absolutely top.

 

 

[AlexLaw76]

Mel Sykes these days.

Edited August 6 by AlexLaw76

[Farmer Saint]

1 hour ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Mel Sykes these days.

That's not Melanie Sykes, that's the one off the Chase isn't it?

[benjii]

No, that's Faithless.

[bpsaint]

On 02/08/2026 at 13:44, JohnnyShearer2.0 said:

Saraya Bevis. Pure filth these days.

British WWE wrestler. A film of her wrestling story was made too.

Did you ever see the leaks of Saraya that were released a few years back? Absolute filth.

On the subject of the film of her life, she was played in that by Florence Pugh, another bit of top British totty.

[whelk]

Watching Paul Heaton at Bramall Lane on tv. Rianne Downey looks great. Superb voice too

[badgerx16]

48 minutes ago, whelk said:

Watching Paul Heaton at Bramall Lane on tv. Rianne Downey looks great. Superb voice too

"Don't marry her......."

[CB Fry]

1 hour ago, whelk said:

Watching Paul Heaton at Bramall Lane on tv. Rianne Downey looks great. Superb voice too

 

This is an excellent version of one of the songs she did with Paul Heaton. For some reason I've watched this a few times.

[JohnnyShearer2.0]

On 06/08/2026 at 16:52, bpsaint said:

Did you ever see the leaks of Saraya that were released a few years back? Absolute filth.

On the subject of the film of her life, she was played in that by Florence Pugh, another bit of top British totty.

Yep, in the voice of Borat, "She like!"

[Turkish]

On 02/08/2026 at 17:44, benjii said:

Young Willoughby was absolutely top.

 

 

Still Is

 

[whelk]

On 08/08/2026 at 23:46, badgerx16 said:

"Don't marry her......."

Some fit ones in the athletics

[AlexLaw76]

Growingold gracefully..

[Farmer Saint]

5 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Growingold gracefully..

Ah, so this is your missus mate who you're scared of reporting for benefits fraud.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/daniella-westbrook-homeless-benefits-pals-12298578

 

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, Farmer Saint said:

Ah, so this is your missus mate who you're scared of reporting for benefits fraud.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/daniella-westbrook-homeless-benefits-pals-12298578

 

Let it go you freak

[Farmer Saint]

Just now, AlexLaw76 said:

Let it go you freak

Why don't you report her, you morally corrupt wimp? 

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, Farmer Saint said:

Why don't you report her, you morally corrupt wimp? 

Look, don't get upset because I would not pass you personal information of a middle aged lady living alone to your burner email address

Just step down from your forum high-horse for a moment and let it go

[Farmer Saint]

1 minute ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Look, don't get upset because I would not pass you personal information of a middle aged lady living alone to your burner email address

Just step down from your forum high-horse for a moment and let it go

How's about you get some ethics, grow some balls, and report someone for doing something very illegal? People like you are why paedophiles stay on the street. "Oh, he's just a weirdo". People in the forces are meant to have morals, so what the fuck happened to you?

Fucking enablers.

[Farmer Saint]

If she wasn't white I bet you'd report her.

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, Farmer Saint said:

How's about you get some ethics, grow some balls, and report someone for doing something very illegal? People like you are why paedophiles stay on the street. "Oh, he's just a weirdo". People in the forces are meant to have morals, so what the fuck happened to you?

Fucking enablers.

Ethics? You were fishing for the personal details of single women with mental health issues, according to medical professionals, all through a burner email account.

I'm not sure repeatedly going on about it is quite the "gotcha" you seem to think it is. But if it helps you shut this nonsense down and gives your superiority complex and forum ego the little boost you're looking for, fine.

 

[Farmer Saint]

7 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Ethics? You were fishing for the personal details of single women with mental health issues, according to medical professionals, all through a burner email account.

I'm not sure repeatedly going on about it is quite the "gotcha" you seem to think it is. But if it helps you shut this nonsense down and gives your superiority complex and forum ego the little boost you're looking for, fine.

 

No, I wanted you to report her, and you wouldn't, even though you bad-mouthed her and everyone else who claims benefits for bogus reasons. I then said I would, and you offered up her details to my email address. I then provided you one and you chickened out, like you do when thinking of reporting her.

Morally devoid cunts like yourself are the reason this country is a fucking dive. Well done you 👏 

Remember when you said it would be a breach of GDPR? Fucking stupid goon.

Edited 3 hours ago by Farmer Saint

[AlexLaw76]

6 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

No, I wanted you to report her, and you wouldn't, even though you bad-mouthed her and everyone else who claims benefits for bogus reasons. I then said I would, and you offered up her details to my email address. I then provided you one and you chickened out, like you do when thinking of reporting her.

Morally devoid cunts like yourself are the reason this country is a fucking dive. Well done you 👏 

Remember when you said it would be a breach of GDPR? Fucking stupid goon.

We can go round in circles all day....

There’s something genuinely intrusive and invasive about a complete stranger trying to obtain the personal details of a single woman through an anonymous message board, particularly when they’re doing it from a burner email account.

You can dress it up as "ethics" and "doing the right thing" all you like, but to anyone watching from the outside, it just looks fucking creepy and deeply inappropriate.

The irony of someone demanding everyone else demonstrate "morals" while simultaneously fishing for a stranger’s private information seems to have completely escaped you.

If any behaviour needs reporting it is yours - #MeToo

[Farmer Saint]

4 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

We can go round in circles all day....

There’s something genuinely intrusive and invasive about a complete stranger trying to obtain the personal details of a single woman through an anonymous message board, particularly when they’re doing it from a burner email account.

You can dress it up as "ethics" and "doing the right thing" all you like, but to anyone watching from the outside, it just looks fucking creepy and deeply inappropriate.

The irony of someone demanding everyone else demonstrate "morals" while simultaneously fishing for a stranger’s private information seems to have completely escaped you.

If any behaviour needs reporting it is yours - #MeToo

Nope, we both know that I asked you for her details because it might push you to do the right thing.

Why won't you report her? You've already said you don't believe her benefits claim for mental health and she's gaming the system, so why won't you do the right thing? Simple question.

Edited 3 hours ago by Farmer Saint

[AlexLaw76]

1 minute ago, Farmer Saint said:

Nope, we both know that I asked you for her details because it might push you to do the right thing.

Why won't you report her? You've already said you don't believe her benefits claim for mental health and she's gaming the system, so why won't you do the right thing? Simple question.

LOL

You really can't help yourself, can you?

No, I won't give you the personal details of single women with mental health issues to satisfy your curiosity, prove a point, or feed whatever strange obsession you've developed with this.

Call me every name under the sun if it makes you feel better. I genuinely couldn't care less. I'm still not going to stoop that low just because you keep demanding that I do.

And let's be clear: you're the one who keeps bringing this up, not me. I've already made my position perfectly clear. You could have left it there, but apparently you can't resist climbing back onto your little Forum perch to lecture everyone else about ethics and morality.

The irony of someone repeatedly demanding private information about a vulnerable stranger while simultaneously telling everyone else how they should behave ethically isn't exactly lost on the rest of us.

So by all means, keep shouting into the void if it makes you feel superior. I won't be handing over anyone's personal details, and no amount of name-calling, moral grandstanding or burner-email nonsense is going to change that.

Lets give everyone else a break and call it quits, as you you keep harping back to this point (not me).

[Farmer Saint]

1 minute ago, AlexLaw76 said:

LOL

You really can't help yourself, can you?

No, I won't give you the personal details of single women with mental health issues to satisfy your curiosity, prove a point, or feed whatever strange obsession you've developed with this.

Call me every name under the sun if it makes you feel better. I genuinely couldn't care less. I'm still not going to stoop that low just because you keep demanding that I do.

And let's be clear: you're the one who keeps bringing this up, not me. I've already made my position perfectly clear. You could have left it there, but apparently you can't resist climbing back onto your little Forum perch to lecture everyone else about ethics and morality.

The irony of someone repeatedly demanding private information about a vulnerable stranger while simultaneously telling everyone else how they should behave ethically isn't exactly lost on the rest of us.

So by all means, keep shouting into the void if it makes you feel superior. I won't be handing over anyone's personal details, and no amount of name-calling, moral grandstanding or burner-email nonsense is going to change that.

Lets give everyone else a break and call it quits, as you you keep harping back to this point (not me).

I'll repeat:

Why won't you report her? You've already said you don't believe her benefits claim for mental health and she's gaming the system, so why won't you do the right thing? Simple question.

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, Farmer Saint said:

I'll repeat:

Why won't you report her? You've already said you don't believe her benefits claim for mental health and she's gaming the system, so why won't you do the right thing? Simple question.

You have absolutely no idea whether she has been reported, by whom, or whether anything has been reported previously. So your continued insistence on making assumptions about what has or hasn't happened is little more than speculation.

At this point, your obsession with the subject is bordering on the fanatical. It genuinely seems that your self-appointed lofty position on the forum, and your apparent need to be seen as right, simply won't allow you to let this one go.

And honestly, that's the disappointing part. You could have made your point, accepted that I wasn't prepared to hand over someone else's personal information, and moved on. Instead, you keep dragging the same subject back up, apparently hoping that repeating yourself often enough will somehow change the facts.

You're the one who keeps bringing this up, not me. I've already said what I'm prepared to say on the matter, and I'm not interested in having the same argument with you indefinitely.

I'm also fairly confident that the vast majority of people reading this couldn't give a flying fuck about your ongoing crusade to prove yourself right on this topic.

At some point, you really do need to climb down from that Forum perch, accept that you're not going to get the information you're demanding, and let the subject die for everyone's sake.

I am sure you will have the last word, as this is mine.

[Farmer Saint]

1 minute ago, AlexLaw76 said:

You have absolutely no idea whether she has been reported, by whom, or whether anything has been reported previously. So your continued insistence on making assumptions about what has or hasn't happened is little more than speculation.

At this point, your obsession with the subject is bordering on the fanatical. It genuinely seems that your self-appointed lofty position on the forum, and your apparent need to be seen as right, simply won't allow you to let this one go.

And honestly, that's the disappointing part. You could have made your point, accepted that I wasn't prepared to hand over someone else's personal information, and moved on. Instead, you keep dragging the same subject back up, apparently hoping that repeating yourself often enough will somehow change the facts.

You're the one who keeps bringing this up, not me. I've already said what I'm prepared to say on the matter, and I'm not interested in having the same argument with you indefinitely.

I'm also fairly confident that the vast majority of people reading this couldn't give a flying fuck about your ongoing crusade to prove yourself right on this topic.

At some point, you really do need to climb down from that Forum perch, accept that you're not going to get the information you're demanding, and let the subject die for everyone's sake.

I am sure you will have the last word, as this is mine.

I'll repeat:

Why won't you report her? You've already said you don't believe her benefits claim for mental health and she's gaming the system, so why won't you do the right thing? Simple question.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

3 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

You have absolutely no idea whether she has been reported, by whom, or whether anything has been reported previously. So your continued insistence on making assumptions about what has or hasn't happened is little more than speculation.

At this point, your obsession with the subject is bordering on the fanatical. It genuinely seems that your self-appointed lofty position on the forum, and your apparent need to be seen as right, simply won't allow you to let this one go.

And honestly, that's the disappointing part. You could have made your point, accepted that I wasn't prepared to hand over someone else's personal information, and moved on. Instead, you keep dragging the same subject back up, apparently hoping that repeating yourself often enough will somehow change the facts.

You're the one who keeps bringing this up, not me. I've already said what I'm prepared to say on the matter, and I'm not interested in having the same argument with you indefinitely.

I'm also fairly confident that the vast majority of people reading this couldn't give a flying fuck about your ongoing crusade to prove yourself right on this topic.

At some point, you really do need to climb down from that Forum perch, accept that you're not going to get the information you're demanding, and let the subject die for everyone's sake.

I am sure you will have the last word, as this is mine.

in fairness, if there was a thread where you could have perches, it would be the birds one. 

[Farmer Saint]

5 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

in fairness, if there was a thread where you could have perches, it would be the birds one. 

He cares so little about all this that he's only written the 25 paragraphs tonight defending and deflecting his shortcomings 😂😂😂

Loving watching him squirm.

[The Kraken]

This is excellent stuff. A brilliant carry on.

It reminds me of the time when Brett from Camden was insistent about the fact that his name was Brett, and he was indeed from Camden.

Not sure why that’s relevant here, but anyway.

[Farmer Saint]

2 minutes ago, The Kraken said:

This is excellent stuff. A brilliant carry on.

It reminds me of the time when Brett from Camden was insistent about the fact that his name was Brett, and he was indeed from Camden.

Not sure why that’s relevant here, but anyway.

He's gonna need a new login. I'm thinking something superhero like, possibly from Gotham City. Any ideas?

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, Farmer Saint said:

He's gonna need a new login. I'm thinking something superhero like, possibly from Gotham City. Any ideas?

I may chop back to my Glasgow Saint account.

[Farmer Saint]

2 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

I may chop back to my Glasgow Saint account.

Now that's one that I wasn't messaged about. I was given TheDellDays, Batman, Jamie, Brett from Camden, but not Glasgow Saint.

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, Farmer Saint said:

Now that's one that I wasn't messaged about. I was given TheDellDays, Batman, Jamie, Brett from Camden, but not Glasgow Saint.

"messaged about"

Serious business this...

You can add Glasgow Saints to the list. In the old Network 54 days, I was also accused of being Crab Lungs (which is definitely not true).

 

[Farmer Saint]

1 minute ago, AlexLaw76 said:

"messaged about"

Serious business this...

You can add Glasgow Saints to the list. In the old Network 54 days, I was also accused of being Crab Lungs (which is definitely not true).

 

Not serious, you're just incredibly unpopular on this site.

We can all see why.

[AlexLaw76]

2 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

Not serious, you're just incredibly unpopular on this site.

We can all see why.

Oh, right. 

A merry band of posters message each other about this? Christ, there are plenty of skeletons about posters on here that I could tell you stories about, but I wont.

 

Edited 2 hours ago by AlexLaw76

[Farmer Saint]

3 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Oh, right. 

A merry band of posters message each other about this? Christ, there are plenty of skeletons about posters on here that I could tell you stories about, but I wont.

 

Would you like me to call you a wambulance?

[AlexLaw76]

Just now, Farmer Saint said:

Would you like me to call you a wambulance?

Please mate, I will send you my details on PM 😉

[JohnnyShearer2.0]

On 10/08/2026 at 21:41, whelk said:

Some fit ones in the athletics

Dina Asher Smith and something about Amy Hunt when she does her pouting.

[whelk]

4 minutes ago, JohnnyShearer2.0 said:

Dina Asher Smith and something about Amy Hunt when she does her pouting.

I’m terrible - when they do the camera introductions to each female athlete I’m only looking in one place. Sure I am not alone

[CB Fry]

For the love of God can someone just post up a picture of Gemma Arterton.

[whelk]

I reckon Jessie Buckley is a bit of a goer

[The Kraken]

Just now, CB Fry said:

For the love of God can someone just post up a picture of Gemma Arterton.

Why? Is she a benefits cheat too.

I’d probably not report her tbf.

[The Kraken]

8 minutes ago, JohnnyShearer2.0 said:

Dina Asher Smith and something about Amy Hunt when she does her pouting.

Dasher is bloody amazing.

Amy Hunt is naturally beautiful but Dasher has got the X factor.

[AlexLaw76]

[JohnnyShearer2.0]

5 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

For the love of God can someone just post up a picture of Gemma Arterton.

 

[JohnnyShearer2.0]

2 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

 

[AlexLaw76]

Hunt or Asher Smith for SPOTY, surely?