The Ashes

[badgerx16]

Duckett so far in the match, 1st ball duck and 2 dropped catches.

[Gloucester Saint]

6 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

Duckett so far in the match, 1st ball duck and 2 dropped catches.

Duck-ett by name, Duckett by nature.

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Eugh, just woken up and not surprised in the slightest that the Aussies are still batting.

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

They're just taking this piss now. Could you imagine Atkinson and Carse doing this for England?

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

An Australian scorecard with all batsmen contributing something. Wonder if England can do the same now. 

 

 

 

Edited 13 hours ago by Stripey McStripe Shirt

[whelk]

Highest opening partnership so far - 9!

[badgerx16]

Half of the England first innings 'out' scores combined come to less thsn the lowest scoring Australian batsman managed. 

Edited 12 hours ago by badgerx16

[Toadhall Saint]

Another embarrassment is on the cards. Without Joe Root this side would be bottom of the test rankings.

[badgerx16]

Too many stupid, loose, shots to balls that can safely be left. Other than Root, there doesn't seem to be a single player in the England team capable of batting successive maiden overs if the situation requires it.

Bazball has frazzled their brains.

[Lord Duckhunter]

Just fucking chucking it away again. What was Stokes going on about, has beens…. They need to ditch this brainless Bollocks baz ball and play proper cricket…

[badgerx16]

Umpire gives Brook out caught behind when he clearly missed it by inches, Brook reviews successfully. Very next ball Umpire gives him not out to a ball he has clearly hit, Australia successfully review.

2 very poor decisions.

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Australia are quite clearly better at cricket than England.

That doesn't take away from the fact that Steve Smith has a thoroughly dislikeable face.

[badgerx16]

England currently 123 for 5. 🙂

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Just now, badgerx16 said:

England currently 123 for 5. 🙂

And trail by 54. May as well be trailing by 54,321.

[Lighthouse]

Probably looking at an innings defeat. How can we so consistently be this pathetic in test cricket.

[badgerx16]

Ben Stokes contemplates another England defeat

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

3 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

Probably looking at an innings defeat. How can we so consistently be this pathetic in test cricket.

Cheer up. At least we've managed to survive 3 whole days this time.

[skintsaint]

Almost as if the lack of match practice in Aussie conditions is biting us in the arse. Who would have thought it.

[tdmickey3]

Utter mess in Australia again.

Every team bottle it