Spygate 2026

[sfc4prem]

26 minutes ago, Teamsaint1 said:

Actually, if pompey did that to us on their scoreboard I would take it as a sort of backhanded compliment.

But yes, wonderful pettiness, and I dare say the skates took due note. 

 

Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate the skate myth-making, webbed-fingered cunts as much as the next Sotonian, but they are our cretins to hate.

We haven't got any room for rivalries with anyone else.

[Midfield_General]

1 hour ago, EssEffCee said:

And in today's episode of things which didn't happen.

 

"This time we should send a dummy bus in first and let them work out their frustration on it before the real one arrives."

My god, they're genuinely terrified of coming down aren't they 🤣

They'll be petitioning for a bubble next

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

1 hour ago, EssEffCee said:

And in today's episode of things which didn't happen.

 

I think we should all get behind this myth.

Would be hilarious to watch them have to get up at the crack of dawn, come down in a bubble all the way from Boro, sit in the ground for hours beforehand, only to be met with a mild sense of complete apathy towards them from the home fans.

[Badger]

2 hours ago, EssEffCee said:

And in today's episode of things which didn't happen.

 

Fanciful load of bollocks isn’t it ?
 

Most Saints fans I think are indifferent to Middlesbrough, and don’t give a shit other than wanting to finish above them. But that’s no different to Wolves, West Ham or whoever. 

[trousers]

 

 

[Disco Stu]

It is all a bit strange given how much they benefited from the whole affair. They seem to have a case of Bompey-itis.

[Midfield_General]

According to Steve on today's TSP, the deadline by which the FA would have had to appeal against the panel's decision has now passed, and they haven't appealed.

So all this bullshit is finally, 100%, officially, done. 

SPYGATE: OVER 

Edited October 16 by Midfield_General

[VectisSaint]

1 hour ago, Midfield_General said:

According to Steve on today's TSP, the deadline by which the FA would have had to appeal against the panel's decision has now passed, and they haven't appealed.

So all this bullshit is finally, 100%, officially, done. 

SPYGATE: OVER 

According to Steve. 🙄 

[Sheaf Saint]

23 minutes ago, VectisSaint said:

According to Steve. 🙄 

I'd have more faith in this if it came from Philomena Cunk's mate Paul

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Spors on Spygate

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cmjrwjl1j27do

[Badger]

Thought I’d have a gander at the Middlesbrough forum re our match and result today. 

Some balanced and fair comments, not dissimilar to the range of opinions onhere from time to time. 

 

Not sure “titanic” is an appropriate phrase! Perhaps we should petition someone about it being insensitive to our maritime history! No, but we know some who might

Perhaps they can see the Tonda Effect (which is why many wanted him crucified).

 

 

 

and… 

Personally I wasn’t bothered about Middlesbrough before this episode, and although a few hot heads have had their say (from both clubs) I’m pretty indifferent about them now. In many ways would rather we and they went up rather than say West Ham or Wolves 

Edited Saturday at 17:09 by Badger

[badgerx16]

I want us to be the team whose results in May guarantee that Boro can't make the autos, then watch them blow the playoffs again.

Edited Saturday at 17:13 by badgerx16

[Patches O Houlihan]

1 hour ago, badgerx16 said:

I want us to be the team whose results in May guarantee that Boro can't make the autos, then watch them blow the playoffs again.

⬆️ THIS ⬆️

[Toadhall Saint]

40 minutes ago, Patches O Houlihan said:

⬆️ THIS ⬆️

All day long - let them think they have a chance then watch them and their crying manager wilt. Today was a great result but I really want to send them a message in our game against them - fuck em!

[Turkish]

Any update on the security plans for this the Middlesbrough game? I was planning on going to this one but a bit scared so need an update please 

[Badger]

16 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Any update on the security plans for this the Middlesbrough game? I was planning on going to this one but a bit scared so need an update please 

Won’t be anything your legendary DEF won’t cope with. 

[Weston Super Saint]

4 hours ago, Turkish said:

Any update on the security plans for this the Middlesbrough game? I was planning on going to this one but a bit scared so need an update please 

Loose lips sink ships, but the whispers I've heard is that there are some serious foam hand alterations being undertaken.  Obviously I can't say any more than that.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

5 hours ago, Turkish said:

Any update on the security plans for this the Middlesbrough game? I was planning on going to this one but a bit scared so need an update please 

There will be personal bubbles available to keep everyone extra safe.

[Badger]

1 hour ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

There will be personal bubbles available to keep everyone extra safe.

That should cause a bit of an obstruction if 3,000 of them are coming down the M1 for the match. 

[Turkish]

55 minutes ago, Badger said:

That should cause a bit of an obstruction if 3,000 of them are coming down the M1 for the match. 

I think Saints fans are going to but put in a bubble for our own safety from the visiting Middlesbrough fans. Pick up points to be confirmed by the FAB

[Gloucester Saint]

3 hours ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

There will be personal bubbles available to keep everyone extra safe.

We were sent down one of those down a steep hill for my a friend’s birthday years ago (Zorbing I think it’s called).

Far more scary than any encounter with the toothless, crime-afflicted residents of Middlesbrough. 

Glad we went for the strapped in option - the two lads who did the aqua filled one saw their Zorb turn claret as they collided with each other, one lad’s knee smashing into the other’s nose. 

Edited 2 hours ago by Gloucester Saint

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, Badger said:

That should cause a bit of an obstruction if 3,000 of them are coming down the M1 for the match. 

No one has bigger balls than the DEF. 🙂