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Come on you Tee-alls! Teal and, teal and, teal and white, teal and white, teal and white... Oh, Jose Fonte! He used to play for Lille But now he wears the teal... Etc

All this marketing bollocks about the waves surrounding our city makes me wince. It's a white shirt, and it's quite nice. I like it. But it should be yellow. End of.

£40-£45m is realistic as long as we are hard-arsed about a sell-on cut. I want 25% when he goes to Madrid for £150m in 2-3 years’ time.

I’m pretty sure Harry Kane spent most of his first season on loan at Orient sitting on the bench. Looking forward to the reaction when Delap hits 20 for Hull 🤣

Good first interview. COYR

4 or 5 max

That’s what my Watford-supporting mate said last year. In the end, they got rid of loads of dross but only a couple of genuine first-teamers. They kept Sarr etc… They then finished mid table. Burnley on the other hand sold half their first team and won the league at a canter. So relax. Anyway, it’s just rumours innit.

I will lose whatever remaining faith I have in Sports Republic (there’s not much TBF) if we sell Tino to Newcastle (Newcastle FFS!) for any of the numbers in that article. I don’t think it will happen. He’s integral to the only decent song we’ve got left FFS.

Harrison Reed and JWP patrolling the centre of the park? Where have I heard that before?

That's what it's like to be Pompey That's why you'll never win You sign Mousinho We sign Russell Martin That's what it's like to be Pompey That's why you're inbred We keep possession You hoof it into Row Zed Welcome Big Russ.

Brilliant. Looking forward to it. Four wins to start with, and then roll on September 🤣

This would be an exceedingly good deal. Because if he's as good as some of us think he is, and becomes world class, he'll be off to Madrid (or Jeddah) in three years' time for £120M.

Whoever we have at centre back, and I wouldn't be averse to losing all of them except ABK, the good news is that it is the one position that Russell Martin should be able to coach properly.

In the end, who gives a flying fuck what the kit looks like as long as we bloody win. I never buy it anyway. The training tops are always better, and no advertising.

Out of interest, what were the worst three things Cortese did? I actually don't know.

It's a game of opinions, but I think he'd be brilliant in the Championship. It's probably his level. He was great against the bindippers on the final day too. Still, if we get Ronnie Edwards from Peterborough, fair swap. He looks the business.

Oh come on. Apparently getting it sorted first only to be beaten to an announcement by a rival relegated club who are appointing the guy we (allegedly) made our first choice but who didn't want to manage us? That is so #Saintsy. Embrace it.

This has got to be the starting point with both Tella and Charly. There was a bit of romanticism involved in Ori going home, but every deal this summer should be absolutely hard-arsed, and i'm pretty sure it will be. If you want them, offer big money and we'll think about it. Otherwise (I'm looking at you Eddie), take your Saudi pimp money elsewhere.

He's a Southampton boy and went to school here

2-0 GET THE KIDS ON NOW

Disgraceful team. And that holds true even if they win 3-0. WTF is the point of playing that side? Selles has been an absolute joke. I can't quite believe I'm uttering these words, but we'd have more points if Jones had stayed in charge. Still relegated, still cringe-inducing press conferences, but more points. Sweepstake for when either Ballard or Doyle come on? I'm going for the 87th minute.

Surely this thread should be called ‘Mowbray appointed - Confirmed!’ just to wind people up a bit?

Incredible to watch Man City adopt the Selles tactics with John Stones taking on the Maitland Niles role, and Haaland struggling to imitate Tall Paul. #WeMarchOn

Might have been posted on another thread, but this is genius from David Squires on Saints this season https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/may/16/david-squires-on-the-travails-of-arsenal-southampton-and-jordan-pickford

I think we should just go for it. Bazunu Bree Bednarek KWP Lavia Mara Edozie Ballard TallPaul Alcaraz Sulemana