CB Fry

Bothers you so much you quoted it twice.

I could come out with that based on reasonable guesswork and Jeremy Wilson's piece yesterday. Yet to see you say anything that marks you out as an ITK.

I could come out with that based on reasonable guesswork and Jeremy Wilson's piece yesterday. Yet to see you say anything that marks you out as an ITK.

What is the "again" based on? Just to be clear there's not a lot we can do to make ourselves "attractive" to someone who wants to manage in the Champions League.

Excellent hair.

Fit wife.

Pellegrino would bring a bit of fizz to the first team. Bubbly personality.

I found out in the greatest way possible - via the "Alan's Available" Curbishley Twitter feed. True story. About time. I expect the replacement announcement to be almost immediate considering the amount of time this has taken.

The guy saying "Announce Ben 10" made me laugh.

I imagine it would be pretty much the same as that.

Jay Rod is going to West Brom so that means goals goals goals.

Kenny Jackett has beaten you to it, mate.

You would have been in a minority. There were a few people doing the usual "give him a chance/don't write him off" stuff that they'd say even if we signed Steven Hawking with a Polo mallet. But it's not an exaggeration to say the reaction was very very negative. A proper good old fashioned meltdown.

Colin Clarke was sold to Queens Park Rangers.

The only politician on earth permitted to speak to unsavoury or questionable people is Jeremy Corbyn. When he does it he's, like, a brave trailblazer and pretty much invented peace and unity and peace and stuff. Talking to people one disagrees with is what true heroes do and he was so brave to do it. It's so wonderful. Any other politicians speaking to unsavoury or questionable people with are scum and it's a disgrace and why is anyone talking to those people. Speaking to people one disagrees with is what opportunistic weasels do and they should be ashamed to do it. It's so disgusting.

Oooh, If there's one thing big business hates it is free trade deals. As I said when you were dribbling this sh ite out last year, big business are not planning to suffer in Brexit Britain. And if they do end up in difficulty, I have a tiny suspicion that the people who will pay the price for that will be, you guessed it, "the general population". As usual, you're all over the fu cking place.

I miss the days of the referendum when you were saying you were voting out because you were sick of big business having too much power. And here you are drooling over CETA. Quite wonderful.

It's, like, loads better than the deal the EU members have. They insisted on it they did.

Fabian Delph is a perfect example of a player Palace or Stoke will sign and we have go through the entire summer reading Delldays and Glasgow whining about how we've missed out on a great signing. See also: Andros Townsend, Joe Allen. I wish we were Stoke.

Of course. The EU wouldn't sign up to it until all 27 nations all agreed it was offering much better terms than they had. Jesus wept.

The "point" being that you can't leave the EU and end up with a better deal than a country in the EU. Yeah, I think they might make that "point". Jesus wept.

I think they've got better things to do than fabricate stories about someone who, in celebrity circles, is a total nonentity.

You are insane.

They'll be disciplined now because there is much more of a threat from Labour which, until Thursday, wasn't there before. Both parties need discipline: Corbyn needs to heal the party and bring the moderates back in to form something that actually resembles a government in waiting rather than a sexy little protest vote. The Tories need to hold their sh it together to avoid a leadership contest or election that could see them tumble out of power. Both might succeed, both might fail.

I don't think any British ruling party has ever claimed more than 50% of the vote or anything close so that's a very odd benchmark. Whether people like it or not, the Tories are the only legitimate party with a claim to rule. Far more legitimate than Corbyn blathering about his alternative Queen's speech.