CB Fry

This made me actually laugh in real life.

I'm trying desperately to believe in Redmond but he needs dropping. Gabbi in his place and Charlie up front, if fit. At least that feels like a side that might just score a goal. Failing that drop Redmond for Long or Boufal or frankly anyone. Maybe Redmond coming on as an impact sub might help build his confidence. He probably suits that role better than Boufal who seems to cause chaos with our side when he comes on.

It was very good, and Langham was excellent in it (as he was in The Thick Of It). Terrible business with him, probably means it never gets shown anywhere like Gold.

Why don't you just go full "I was there first" and recommend People Like Us, either on Radio 4 or BBC 2. Even even better better.

Saw it. Nice to hear so many players name-checked in a BBC comedy.

His anti Koeman rants do come across as pretty deranged. Whatever happened before or after his time at Saints, he was a superb manager for us, by any yardstick and by any measure. Also, pretty obvious he was central in the signings of Tadic and Pelle. Mane and Toby and Long and Bertrand and the rest, who knows but I am sure he had significant input.

This post makes sense up to this point. Of course, it's you doing the rewriting of history.

Do you write the narration on Springwatch?

7/10. Solid, if workmanlike, contribution. Won't win any awards but bluntly effective.

Textbook.

Everton fans on Twitter right behind their man.

They've had a pig of a fixture list but still nice to see the Dugouts in the relegation zone.

Yes. http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/watch-birmingham-city-fan-gets-13594520

Didn't a Birmingham fan get a tattoo of Twitchy's face on his leg about a week ago?

Will be fascinating to see how Pellegrino will approach a game against one of the big guns. We should be solid enough to make a game if it, but not convinced we have anything in us to nick it. So 0-0 then.

Expertly coached by Eric Black.

Someone's been in the Nutella jar.

It's a new record for the earliest sighting of the inevitable Alpine "it's easy to say in hindsight" routine.

Shane Long is starting so that means goals goals goals.

Sammy was a superb appointment by Les Reed.

Everton are, like, so brilliant aren't they? They're really brilliant. #belovedtoffees #glagowkissofdeath

The Glasgow kiss of death. Norwich and Rick V-W tearing up the league = FAIL Stoke, will always be a higher level than us = FAIL Palace win the transfer window = FAIL He's still fighting the good fight with his beloved Toffees and is a role model in not being one of those knee jerk merchants. He will always give mangers of Everton time to bed into the role and not make a judgement until maybe 150 games in. He can't possibly FAIL again, surely?

To be honest, I was taking the pi ss, but thanks anyway.

Do a ****POSITIVES**** thread about your beloved Toffees to cheer yourself up.

"So despite all the talk, Moshiri has done F all so far..." No ambition.