Patrick Bateman

The OS is just awful anyway, STILL they persist with a user-unfriendly colour scheme of white text on black - it messes with your eyes and is well known to be poor UX. Even if they went for grey text on black, it'd be better, FFS

Both, "Saints double".

Gary Neville is exceptional as a pundit and no, I don't agree that he was slagging Saints off regards Morgan on Sunday; he was merely pointing out what all of us on this forum have already said in that he could be a starter in any of the Premier League teams. I actually think Carragher is getting better too and by that, I simply mean he doesn't have a bias towards Liverpool so much.

Okay, I'll stick my neck out ... if the luck goes with us (injuries etc.) ... 4th. I may well regret this post in May though ...

That's quite incredible!

This. We are more than capable of resting some of the tired legs and beating Ipswich. I'd start Long, Tadic, Targett, Isgrove, Reed and KD.

Then you have Sammy Lee running around too ...

I thought he looked promising today, some good skills, fast, will be a good asset I hope.

:lol:

That was incredible! That defence is simply amazing, I feared the worst when we lost Tony Underwood, but Gardos was very good along with the whole unit - brilliant!

Exactly - I agree that we weren't shafted, it's ludicrous to think we were. Most fans were excited by both signing, just that one turned out to be a d*ck who doesn't want to play here and the other wants to play, but is just simply not suited to the Premier League for whatever reason. I think Ramirez is a very good footballer, but he's probably just too "slow" - he'd do well in Serie A.

I presume Chrome comes on your Android device - just use that. Then when you load the forum, right at the bottom of the screen it says " -- Saintsweb deffault style" click the dropdown and select " -- Default mobile style". Works well enough for me.

Just use Safari with the forum in mobile mode - so much easier to use anyway.

"Southampton manager Ronald Koeman says the club have offered midfielder Jack Cork are new contract." ARE new contract? FFS!

Agree with that. Would love to sign any of them for Saints, but we won't, because they're all crap. But not as crap as Dzeko ... FFS

He's crap. But not as crap as Dzeko.

Really!?!?? "eeeeehhhhh, yeh Graz, go to Liverpooooooool, it's great lad, you can sit on the bench and watch while they play Bor-f**king-ini and Ballo-f**king-telli"

"this"

Jesus.

A* Ted Bates, obviously. Also, Luggy a C? Seriously??

Jesus christ, what the hell has saying "religion is out-dated" got to do with being tolerant? No one is saying people can't be "religious" - stop trying to create arguments out of nothing, it's boring.

To be fair, my parents still moan at me for blaspheming when I say "Christ!" (or similar) in exclamation to something ... I then moan at them for being out-dated. They haven't shot me yet though.

Probably that religion as a whole is out-dated and that particular religion is stuck so far in the past it still has a vast majority of oppressive loonies following. It's about time we stopped pandering and faced the facts.

No, it's obvious, Dzeko isn't good enough for Saints, clearly. We should be looking to get Messi on loan to help kick start his goal scoring again. FFS.

And because of that, it's becoming largely irrelevant as a 'tool'. Unfortunately, those of a low IQ and some media outlets, still seem to lap up the utter guff that people write on there and pass off as fact.