Patrick Bateman

Classic, for years to come, like the bellends in that picture giving their season tickets back

Bellends like Crook show exactly why blogs (like Redslo's) do so well; they are more informative, based on genuine fact and written by fans.

Exactly right; absolute bellend.

Christ that's harsh. Dryden, Dia, Lee Todd, Augustin "the tin man" Delgado, Andrei Kanchelskis (did you not see his 'performance' vs Everton?), Caulker; I really don't have to think too hard to think of dross worse than Brett Ormerod.

So Steven Davis is the modern equivalent of Oakley, yes?

The Oscars and similar awards are all a complete load of sycophantic sh*t anyway, who actually cares about them? Any film that's "nominated" is usually boring drivel anyway. I'm told it's some TV awards soon, maybe tonight? Absolute chav fest with drivel TV programs.

Nice fishing

Fantastic, well done SFC - proven Premier League goalscorer, perfect!

Aren't they supposed to be contactable 24/7 like all the club's staff though? If so, he was breaking club rules and contractural obligations. Just my hypothesis anyway.

Just seen that, very sad.

This. Except I won't scream, I'll just be p*ssed off.

Maybe he was concentrating on his job?

Ronald is a beautiful man - never doubted him

No way, he was a top bloke, sad news.

Ed Balls

This.

18. Southampton 19. Southampton 20. Southampton We're *that* sh*t according to most posters.

I'm astonished. Genuinely! Oh well, if you're going to "play" for a mid table side, may as well play badly for the bigger named one ...

I'm sorry, but my message to the board - STOP BUYING YOUNG PLAYERS WITH NO PREMIER LEAGUE EXPERIENCE (at least in this transfer window) - there are some decent players available with Premier League experience and players that are British.

Is that true? Brilliant, I like him even more; "sorry lads, enjoy your bog standard chicken and pasta lunch, I'm having a 3 course meal in the corner on my own"

At the moment, I couldn't give a f**k about that in all honesty. We already seem to have a couple of dodgy players in that department. What we need is proven Premier League quality, Shelvey and Austin would both be perfect to come in, bang some goals in and maybe help us finish top 10 again - the extra £m for higher placed finishes is worth it. You never know, they may also find their "spiritual homes" and stay forever and be perfect angels ...

No it bloody hasn't. Unless you support Spurs or Leicester. If you're going to write an article and spam football forums with your articles, at least have the bloody grace to say "hey, I wrote a blog, do you agree with the content?"

No, to be fair, Liverpool are just hilarious! EVERY year since Graham Souness was manager, I've had people who claim to support them tell me that "next year is our year once our youngsters bed in"

I'm looking for the fishing emoticon, but there isn't one, grrr.