Patrick Bateman

Jesus, this forum ... I have no words.

Couldn't let this go without a , good work! Sometimes maybe women should be allowed away from the housework to add humour to the internet after all ...

Well, the winner should be extremely grateful that she will not be washing by hand in future!

International women's day? I wonder how the various oppressive regimes generally located around the Middle East and Africa, deal with this day?

There's equality, right there. Bravo Jeff! Or you're under the thumb ...

I don't think you missed anything, it's an appalling piece of television, aimed at 19 year old chavs, it is horrendous. Maybe I'm old already, but I can't stand it, bloody awful. I'm ashamed Jeff even watched it! Did I mention I think it's rubbish?

That's pretty awesome, bet your son was really made up with that!!

Couldn't agree more, would also love to add that I was over the moon that we signed him when we did. Top professional, very decent bloke.

No, because I'm not a 19 year old chav. FFS, Jeff!!

That is hideous, can think of many, many cars I'd rather spend £60k on. But hey ho, if we all had the same taste it'd be boring ... but that is hideous.

Unless you're the BBC commentary team who think it is "utterly disgraceful and ruins the occasion". FFS. You think these people have never had a beer and let their hair down in their life, ever, nor do they have any empathy for how these fans feel at going to Wembley after god knows how many years.

Being serious (yes, I can be), I get it. Yes the FA are being sightly deluded because there will ALWAYS be a minority who chant ridiculous things (i.e. the Chelsea 'racist' rubbish that's come up again today), but as with all of society, you'll never stamp it out. It is slightly stupid to class racism and sexism as the same, because they aren't - for many reasons I won't go into now, but chants about the latter will happen because some sections of the fanbase aren't very bright and will act like children. I actually think our our fanbase is pretty good in all honesty, compared to many I've heard. Lou, totally get your stance, but I honestly don't think it's something that will go away. In many years, the world will be different and my son will be having very different discussions when he's my age for sure.

Golden thread, surely? And that's not a reference to Jeff's Director weeing in his face.

Sorry, no women allowed, like any decent golf club.

Boom!! Nice one, Turdish (lol) ...

It's a weird one and it works both ways, but you never hear of the other way round. I was stood talking to a colleague a few years ago and I hear "bloody hell you've got an amazing ar*e". No word of a lie, I was a bit shocked when I spun round and saw one of my female co-workers. I mean, she was lovely and I would have at the time, but ... had I said that to her, or commented on her boobs, what's the betting some busy-body listening in would have reported me to HR?

Is it? Is it really?

Coxford_lou, you're really growing on me more, I think you'd make a perfect Saints Forum troll, you have definite potential!

Good call

You seen Judge Rinder yet? F**king hell

I stepped away from this thread as whilst I think the FA are being a bunch of divs (as usual), you seem a bit too angry about it, so thought it best not to bother replying.

He was 4 years below me at school, was enormous even then!

No, not at all, just that it is a certain mindset, that's all. I'm not saying any more, you're like a Psychiatrist ...

But that's the trouble, you obviously don't have the right type of brain. As I said above, she posed for a "target audience", i.e. Nuts/Zoo readers (or whatever magazines are out now). Said audience is probably slightly fat too. Stuff the slightly fat boy into a hideous replica shirt and then have the same (attractive and out of their league) woman run into the arena of play, it really isn't rocket science to understand what happens next and there will always be those that join in with any chanting, just because it's noise and/or they're p*ssed. For the record, I neither read lads mags nor wear a horrendous replica shirt nor would I bother singing "get your tits out", as I'm not 14 years old, but I'm just coming at it from a different angle. Playing devil's advocate if you wish.