John Boy Saint

Don't be a silly sausage that won't even get on to the agenda in the blind match officials retirement home meeting this week.

Just saw team of the day, Fonte, Schneiderlin, and Mané, 2 of them were a bit sloppy at times today.

......... On MOTD, either I have drunk too much at dinner tonight or we got shown a bit of respect at last.

Blinding bit of taking advantage of our current position in the Prem, when you compare it to the comparatively draconian blinkered approach to season ticket sales not so long ago. With the cobblers that is FFP it is a no brainer.

All the goals were pretty accurate in their recreation, as has been said above folks with far too much time on their hands.

Doesn't matter either way as it will probably be chalked up as an own goal after the game.

I like that, Sunderland had only conceded 8 goals so far this season (I think) when they stepped off the bus into St Mary's last Saturday lunchtime................

I bet Patrick Van Aanholt is chuffed to bits with that on top of his share of the £65,000 money back to the fans.

The Dubious Goals panel must be based in a retirement home for decrepit old referees................... that is barking mad. Obviously the beginning of the lets put Southampton back in their place campaign, by the Football Hierarchy.

Pretty easy as it is decided by blokes who have manged in the game, not a bunch of hacks who would have gone with Chelsea snuffing out Palace with ONLY 10 men or just pipped that with a spirited come back by plucky Man U to get a draw at The Hawthorns.

Half asleep nearly missed this weeks edition, as always a fine unbiased view of the weekends events, although as goal 6-7- and 8 went in you must of thought I am going to be writing this till Friday. cheers

Blimey if that were to happen I think we all might be a little bit dizzy!!

Late into the conversation on tonight, driving back from Scotland listening to Radio 5, jeez was there some balcox on there. The big bru-ha-ha was Ballotelli swapping shirts at half time with Pepe the guy marking him, now quite honestly I couldn't give 2 figs for the players that left us as compared to what we have replaced them with they are a pile of shiny whatsit. I will add that I begrudge Sir Rickie not, but when the tosspots carrying out the postmortem on Liverpool and the shabby result of tonight, say Rickie has no confidence or experience in CL you think hang on you bell ends here is a bloke who you said would struggle in the Championship err nope, here is a chap who you said will struggle in the Premiership: err I don't think so, here is a man who you said will struggle for England: well the Jocks will disagree and Danny Welbeck never had such great service. So go figure on Champions League. Some Charlie came out of the Liverpool presser saying Rodgers was blowing sunshine up Lallanas backside for his performance second half, well that's what should happen when you replace a £16m player (and fruit loop) with a £25m player: ya numptie!! Best line of all out of all the cobblers was last season when Spurs sold Bale for shedloads then spent £100m+ Brendon Rodgers comment to that was if you spend £100m in one transfer window you should be top 4 by rights: stick an exercise book down your trousers Brendon cos that Dog is about to bite you on the @R$e!! (And don't even think of coming shopping in Southampton again) Tunes were switched on at that point the Tosh was getting so silly!! (and I drank a glass of very nice Welsh Malt Whisky a little too quickly when I got in after 400 miles before posting: sorry folks)

Ooo-errr! Had a trip on the train to Southampton from Basingstoke for one game and drank ourselves to SMS pub to pub, we ended up in the Chapel Arms checked the ales and went with the best of a bad bunch (jeez it went straight through me as if my mouth was connected directly to the old chap), so wished we had stayed in the Royal Oak down by Debenhams as the beer was much much better. The Waterfront gets quite busy on a Matchday with Saints fans and a few foreign bodies too.

"Ah here comes big Vic, if I stick the ball right there and he does what the crowd will tell him then that should be in the back of the net........... there you go, Easy peasy!". I can't remember folks in every stand singing one players name as one so soon into a Saints career, that will be petrol in his tank without a doubt. My friend in Holland supports Twente and they all want him back............ Strangely though he says the amount of his mates talking about Southampton is amazing.

Nah! Young Ryan's just faster..... It was all the Emperors new clothes at left back for us last season. :-)

It's a Dutch thing, 3 kisses just for good friends.

Ah now you say that about Plough lane the potatoes have fallen out on my ears............ I knew it was a return to Wimbledon.

If you have them behind you next week, give them some brochures for weekends away in Madrid, they might be happy then: plonkers.

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He is very good.

It always beggars belief a handful with reasons to go but so many when there were still potential goals in the game and we still had our foot to the floor, a memorable day to see out until the end regardless. Anyway this is a dangerous subject.

Unlikely seeing as Mrs JBS likes her fix of Footie, regardless of who is playing.

Cousins are Bury fans, they said p*rtsm*uth were the worst team they have seen at Gigg lane this season, bizarrely they were singing OWTS at 3-0 down, which my cousins found slightly confusing.

Sky +'d the SNF Game of the day: there until the machine goes phutt.