Miltonaggro

Apparently they are now boycotting the Southern Evening Echo, and demanding a public Inquiry, chaired by Phil Thompson...

Computer says that he is now good enough, and a bargain at £45m, come on Jurgen, you know you want to...

And to think she was 'Miss Portsmouth' last year...

They should have done one with Wanyama and Mane saying they had both signed contract extensions with a pay cut to fund a statue of Adam Lallana, the patron Saint of Sexit...

Have they started lighting candles for Lovren's Twitter account yet? Can only be a matter of time...

Like a boss!

Very true, allied to the fact that after Osborne's recent budget the price of blow up dolls will have increased with inflation. It's a great time to be a pornographer football club chairman...

Hopefully the chef was a Saints fan...

I think this will be a tight game, 1-1 or 1-0 either way. A win, with momentum, and a top four containing Leicester, Spurs, West Ham and Saints is possible, if not very probable, and as much as I detest Spurs and think WH are gobsh*tes, that would be the best thing to happen in English football for decades!

His clothes brand is awful too, what a total c*nt!

A truly exquisitely beautiful victory against the bin dipping, inbred, gobby, self-pitying history boys. I hope their f*cking bus breaks down halfway up the A34 too, then as they pass Lamberts rented house in Birmingham journeying into the north and the temperature starts to drop the penny starts too, for the three remaining multi-million pound stooges. Not bitter. Not today ;-)

AVB a really good shout, very consistent across his career and win percentage on leaving Spurs was 55%, improved at ZSP. Hope Ron stays though, would be good to have some stability over a longer period, and I'd fancy us for a cup next season or two if he does...

Eddie Hitler...

Scum Community Club 0 - 3 AFC Exiles Long may it continue...

Ref looking bought off at the moment!

This is from Lallana's erotic novel, Fifty Shades of Beard...

Jeff knows what he's doing, good lad! Olomola to come on in injury time to score a last gap winner, celebrated to a chorus of 'One Olomola, there's only one Olomola' to the tune of Guantanamera. Happy days...

They'll have walked over from Weston...

Best to err on the side of caution, 30 should be enough...

Would be a humane gesture to just send 30 fully laden B52s to Pompey...

Great day out, SFC invasion, one side of the ground Biley baiting, and fun and games in the park on the way back to the station!

In terms of 'right scraps', us giving them a good shoeing if memory services ;-)

I think that the plans went in for expansion of the King Power last summer, south and east stands into two tier on similar lines to the Stadium of Light (Leicester system is identical to Saints, Barr 'bolt on' extensions) putting 10k on the capacity to 42500. This would give them a similar capacity to Villa (7th largest in Prem), with Chelsea next on 41800.

Heartbreaking YNWA LMFAO, next...

Followed by a stretcher, defibrillator, and then a team of bodyguards in Liverpool to protect him from the bestest fans in the universe, ever...