Miltonaggro

Of course, for they are born again...

Something we will have to get used to. The skates have been a total noddy club since the 1950s, apart from the recent nine year flirtation with the big time founded on debt and corruption which may yet see them cease to exist. At the moment there are probably about 10k of their knuckle draggers staying faithful to the cause, watch this drop when the are still in division four in couple of years time. The fair weather skates and border people will have to go to SMS if they want to see top flight football locally in their lifetime, so take their money. Remember now NC has got clearance for the expansion we are going to need to find 20,000 new punters...

Squeal like a pig Kenwyne...

Alan Sugar, or Richard Curtis...

Barry Bethel...

He was like that, Guy Askham. Nasty after a few beers too...

He looks a bit like Ken Monkou, tall rangy and powerful, if he's anything like as good that'll do for starters....

Apparently they are f*cking starving...

The difference between Saints and Brighton is... LMFAO

He will be the Alan Pardew of League 2, his Ferrari throwing up gravel as he sweeps into the training ground as the players look on in awe / anger / apathy...

The theme should be famous comedians....

Brilliant achievement. I really hope now we turn it on against Stoke to provide a grandstand finish, a good win and tenth and above Fat Sam is still possible - been a crazy season! Proud and relieved whatever happens, but want us to have a right dig in the last game, to be as attractive a proposition to the incoming half dozen superstars as possible ;-)

They'll have to now, will be joining Man U on a 6 year contract. Just been announced...

Thank f*ck for that! Anyone fancy any of the Wigan team to strengthen our Prem squad over the summer?...

Hold fast my proud Welsh beauties...

The Rangel of the dangle. Now Dyer on to clinch it!...

They weren't Saints fans, it was Nigel Farage being egged on by Jeremy Kyle. Farage has been ****ed for 48 hours...

Bale is the face of broken Britain...

And he had a semi on afterwards. Disrespectful to be honest...

If he had a testimonial I doubt he would get in the squad!...

12th...

Tena Lady. Touch of originality and class...

No contest, we finished runners up and Saints fans are the only ones that remember. Pot every time...

Budgie after Shilton was like watching the Chuckle Brothers take over from Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight...

Didn't like any of the SLH World of Sport kits to be honest - should have spent the extra loot and got ProStar...