Miltonaggro

Probably Carroll. That's how ****ing silly the situation is! When Platini managed that great French side he stated that he picked players on form not on age. At the time this methodology was mooted to get Jimmy Case in the England side, but that never happened either!...

The country look must go down a storm in Liverpool Barry! If the Barbour has a poacher's pocket don't fill it with the Xmas consumer durables or you will represent a fantasy mugging for most scousers!...

I bet the skate c*nts bought it too. Wonder what kind of window they're having. We are taking about wingers from Valencia, at skate HQ they are debating if they can afford the diesel for the team minibus to get to Colchester...

Simon Plum...

Chubby Checker and the Fatboys, Do The Twist. Motivation, motivation, motivation...

Jordan Sibley the walking personification of an anti-climax...

History is on our side. Napoleonic Wars: Britain - red kit France - blue kit Rorke's Drift (replay aet): Britain - red kit Zulus - skins QED...

Polycell tick for me every time...

Eventually we will all love him, like Joe Dolce...

First laugh out loud in some time...

Possibly a loan with the 'best mate' Mourinho connection, would be rather good...

I actually think Lenny has got this the wrong way round! If Cortese has got a masterplan for tearing the Prem a new one he is certainly going to take a lot of the old guard by surprise...

Perc was a right hard case in his day. Known as Dreadnought in the 1930s...

Che...

Important player for us now, big character, which is great to have at the back...

At least he didn't put LMFAO...

It's only sticky on one side, like Cortese's palms...

We are secretly owned by SMERSH. The Teflon don has recently bought a white Persian cat. QED...

If it goes ahead it will be very much, the last supper...

Neither a legend or a violent thug (too small and lightweight). A good servant who was lucky to play his career in the top division. career highlight for me was witnessing the Kung fu kick on fellow short arse Barmby at White Hart Lane, the whole crowd, including Saints went deathly quiet, as it was pointless and 10 men led to us getting dicked after taking the lead...

He is joining as head of suntanning...

If we keep learning and adding quality we are going to stay upwardly mobile. COYR...

We are beginning to look a really good team, team being the key thing. Let's hunt down West Ham now...

Wunderbar my proud beauties!...

I was recently talking to a colleague who is involved with private/public sector business initiatives in Southampton, and he made the point that successive councillors and councils cannot think about the city in a joined up way - the matra is any investment is good investment, it's either party politics or hobby horses, never a long term vision for what could be a great small city. Despite it being seemingly obvious, development opportunities are continually missed and good buildings and areas bulldozed to make way for infill generic spam architecture. It seems that every penny received is spent on trying to polish bad areas whilst ignoring improving the city's assets. There is no viable plan for amenity, leisure, or heritage (which is layered in the city), and the lack of imagination is breathtaking - the course seems to be to turn Southampton into the Hull of the south. I was once at a seminar, and a very senior SCC employee (in a thick Lancashire accent) said that the council had mooted a lighting scheme to turn the Civic Centre clock tower into a giant 'virtual lighthouse...to show the city's history of protecting shipping' - I kid you not...