SambaMaverick

Absolute rubbish. Even North Korea is laughing at us.

The Great North run cancelled. No bearing on the footy, but still - what the fuck? Mourning > charity?

Surely you can see the difference between one or two games being cancelled as opposed to every game across the pyramid?

Trains / tickets / accomodation booked, small businesses will have done their orders, workers will be banking on the hours - can't stress enough what a poor and out of touch decision it would be to cancel games. And that's before we get into the whole mourning debate.

It's almost like you can choose whether you watch something... if you don't want to watch it, you don't have to.

So we'll mourn just enough to cancel everything remotely fun - but you've still got to work the whole time. Sounds about right for the way this country is going.

Ridiculous

Blimey

Decent window overall but I'm not convinced that front line is enough to stave off one of Ralph's inevitable streaks of shite that seem to happen every season. Happy to be proven wrong. Hopefully we'll have a few irons in the fire ahead of January (and we won't be leaving it until the last minute)

Redmond stays

We defo need another attacker. We're a Che injury away from having precisely no goal threat at all.

Got a feeling we'll get Broja if Depay joins Chelsea

Will we let Redmond go without adding another? We lack a bit of dynamism in that front three right now

£12-15m fee for DCC

Must be one of the only times we've actually signed the player who has been linked for the last 5+ windows

Caleta-Car done apparently

Nat Phillips? Fuck me, he's a downgrade on Stephens...

Surely worth having a go for Ismaila Sarr? Similar profile to Gakpo

It's not often that Adam sticks his neck out from up the clubs arse tbf. It's a waiting game now...

Snap!

We've gone totally fucking nuts!

Adedire Mebude (only a link)

If we can get Gakpo and Garner - possibly even AMN as well - then wow, that is seriously some window. I'm still in awe at Lavia & ABK...

I'm too beat to type out a proper summary but just want to apologise to Ralph. I thought it was curtains for you pal but with these new signings and some more help on the sidelines you have got this team playing for you (and your way) again. Bravo chap. A couple of signings and we may well be alright.