Holmes_and_Watson

Brave Saints fans try to prove their club isn't reflective of them, and join the armed forces...

0-0 draw. One header went in, but got ruled out for a foul. And... that was about it. Obviously, there will be a certain amount of investment that should prove to just be too strong for anyone else. In parallel with us, SR's best intentions for implementing their goals has been found to be ineffective. So, they're saying positive things, while being a bit clueless.

I guess he changes into his clown outfit, when he gets to the circus. Fair enough, as it's not safe driving in the big clown shoes he uses professionally.

All nice. I like the white one. Cream one is my personal pick there. Thanks for sharing.

This is true. I was fooled by him appearing as "one to watch" on the FM staff guide. It turns out those guides just can't be trusted.

With RDF Tactics as assistant. MLG would then surely get invited in, despite not being able to count past two. "Put a cone out, MLG," says Still. "Great! Now put another cone there! Well done!"

Romeu replacement, Ings replacement, Adams upgrade, Tella replacement, Stu replacement. Then upgrades elsewhere.

Not-Quite-Big-Enough Ron, the terror of Championship (but no higher) defences.

The dizzy heights of Championship midtable, that they'd be quite far off without those players. 🙂

All made Norwich a more entertaining and creatively effective side. They sound like things we coyld try out. 🙂

Good to see some of our players get promoted to the big club in the SR stable. - R Ankerson

Fraser facing those pre season tests...

I'm a little concerned that they could use footwear to reach this vital criteria. The last thing we want is having a Messi sneaking into our side, having worn platform shoes for that test.

All good points Gio. You outline the many, many variables involved. It's not as crystal clear as it can seem.

You weren't having a nightmare. There's a few stories out there of him believed to be high up on our list.

Points

I guess wanting to beat Portsmouth is being balanced out by wanting to fit in with all our other managers, by losing the game. 🙂

Declan Glass joins Saints from Cove Rangers, as the first of their transparent signings. At 5' 9" there were rumblings that some feared would shatter the deal. 🙂

Darn Deep State. They've got to him, just like they got to Truss. Can their machinations ever be stopped?

Is SOG the best for this? I know there's the years of personal experience tackling crime. But he might show too much leniency to ex-bosses making comments about expressing milk.

It has to go a long way for us to get a PL ready side. Replacing the whole spine of the team with PL capable players would cost a significant amount. So, like last summer, SR will be limited in what they can spend on individuals. As I said, something Dyche is used to. Not to mention SR want to maximise their profit, and that also limits potential individual outlay. Again (I won't say for the second time, as you can't count that high) as I said, that's something Dyche will be used to. Then there are the PSR rules which will impose limits, and a second relegation. Both of which will reduce available funds. As I said, Dyche is used to working with little budget. So, he'd be fine with what SR will have available. Back under your bridge, troll.

That would be an immediate issue. SR couldn't replace what we had of one. They'd have to listen to Dyche to get it fixed. Dyche is pretty used to having little budget, so at least that won't be a huge issue.

Sorry, I couldn't resist. It gives me an excuse to say your "scissors of Damocles" post still makes me smile.

Where did you hear Robbie Williams live? 🙂

A like wasn't enough there. Looking forward to reading your summary. Thanks.