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We're 2-0 down after 20 minutes 😥

Slottage time 🤣🤣🤣

Che Adams scored today for Torino. Just saying.

Missed the game, What's he done?

Probably something to do with the fact that "big clubs" like Man Utd make significantly more money for the brand, even when they're shit, than the likes of the massively over-achieving Bournemouth. Most Americans and Asians couldn't give a sausage about underdogs disturbing the big teams.

Lots of clubs have little flirts with the top of the table. We did a few years ago. Just like us (well, actually, much more so), their little bubble will soon burst and they'll just be no more than a short and insignificant footnote in Premier League history. I imagine the people who run the Premier League probably see them as a bit of an embarrassment for their brand and can't wait to get rid of them at some point.

Hopefully he's given the opportunity to limp past Falkirk on Saturday first.

Unless it's Saints.

US government going into shutdown (again).

4 points from relegation zone. 4 points from automatic spots.

Sheff Utd player should be sent off for needlessly vandalising the corner flag.

Does anyone genuinely think we'll win this? There's something inevitable coming.

The MIDNITE advertising hoarding is bloody annoying.

Just a few mins before he comes on... 🥺

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

If it was any other team, it'd be funny.

It's good to be confident. All hail trousers.

I blame trousers for everything. Complacent cock.

What on earth is happening...

Didn't think there could be a more annoying chant than "U-S-A, U-S-A" etc. But I think (to the same 'tune') "De-Cham-Beau, De-Cham-Beau" edges it.

Make that 4! 😁

Bryson always comes across as a bit of a cock. Even his stupid name annoys me for some reason.

In honour of our manager I've Still got the same name I've always had.

Shit manager. World class actor. https://youtu.be/lKjLWk--7hE?si=ujP7d9i1xyZhsLAs