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Doubt he's reading the forum while the games on, but suspect he already knows. *WARNING KLAXON * : Shit joke and another play on the word still/Still

Yes. I should really ring some kind of Klaxon to warn people when I do that.

Great tackle by Robinson to deny Wellington.

Great tackle by Robinson to deny Wellington.

Been nearly 15 minutes. Time for you to get over it.

Wakey fucking wakey Saints.

Wakey wakey Saints.

Accumulators (betting in general for that matter) is a mugs game. It's not easier now, and if you think it is, feel free to give us your sure fire tips for next week so that we can all make a shed load. Back on topic, I agree the new Soccer Saturday cast is pretty awful. I'd far rather just search scores on my phone if needed. Can't stand Carragher. Don't mind Neville too much though. Other presenters are all a bit meh. The new MoTD presenters cast is pretty solid IMO. Now sure how I feel about Rooney as a permanent pundit, but sure he'll grow in to it.

Just seen Sunderland's kit on MoTD. Arguably the worst red and white striped effort I've seen in a long time.

Because they sold their soul?

Petrol stations generally take £100 don't they? It's usually back pretty swiftly though.

Has Sadoldgit announced the result yet?

Sorry, that was uncalled-for.

Weaker.

Competition for Baz and Mac?

I don't really get what that's showing. Did the really not manage a single pass on the final third (on either side of the pitch, other than the keeper?). Seems unlikely.

Saints fans when they go to the north side of Hampton today. I dunno, Lordswood or something.

WHAT. A. GAME!

Downes booked for a straightforward tackle.

No Recaro seats. Amateurish.

They have the brightest scoreboard I've ever seen. Yep, the game really is that interesting.

To be fair, this is one of the few instances when Russball might work. One up against lower league opposition...pass/bore them to death for 30 mins and fluke a second goal a few minutes before the end to leave the impression it was comfortable.

Do you get your breaking news from Sadoldgit?

To be fair the commentator keeps getting them mixed up for some reason too.

Doesn't sound at all simple when you put it like that.