ericofarabia

Did I once read somewhere that a field full of grazing cattle's farts/pharts/poots/ botty burps etc (repetition in case swear filter renders this post meaningless :cool:) produces far more damage to the ozone layer than aircraft, or was it just a bizarre dream The whole demo probably caused more carbon emissions by aircraft holding in the sky waiting for the airport to re open, then flying further afield to land else where. Then fleets of coaches to transport all the passengers scattered around the country to their intended destination. Loads of burnt dinners as people arrived back home late :-? etc etc. Also as quite rightly expressed above, imagine the myriad of worrying thoughts going through the passengers minds as to why their flight was going around in circles or not boarding. How many unaccompanied minors didn't reach their proper destination due to the diversions etc leaving parents fraught with worry. How many people missed connections with other flights, pre booked taxi's or pre paid train fares? How many pilots plans for a bit of away day rumpy pumpy with a hostess were ruined due to their flight being cancelled. I hope the protestors enjoyed their walk home, as I am sure none of them would ever dream of using any form of emission producing transport.

Lets face it, it is way past bed time for most of our players, and they don't like missing their bed time story Although a bit older, BWP gets a bit nervous everytime he sees a camera pointing in his direction ;-) Can one of you stattos come up with a list of results tabulated with away shirts worn? Have we got more points away from home in our famous red n white stripes than at SMS this season It seems to me that it doesn't matter if it is on teh box or not, day or night, weekend or mid week, if there is a letter Y in the day then we are pretty much screwed :cool:

The only positive I can think of is loads of Moan U fans in the pub taking pity on The Dubai Saints and buying us consolation beers to drown our sorrows Surely any performance will be better the the shambolic team selection and tactics used by Redkrap in our last cup meeting, which I think did far more damage to morale than if we'd played our best team and at least put up a bit of a fight, and then lost :cool:.

I'm surprised nobody else has mentioned that misleading headline, after the performance at Palarse it wou;ldn't have been a surprise at all. I think the new guy must have been interviewed in an Amsterdam "Coffee Shop" ..... from The Echo ...... The first time I came here it was like I’d gone back in time to my days playing for Ajax. “The quality of the training ground and with the young players together is phenomenal. “I can’t say that I’ve seen any bad player on the training ground which is very important for me because you want to work with talent and when you’ve got players like this together it’s a joy to work with.” Anyway mate, welcome on board the roller coaster to hell.

Add my pre match bottle of wine and a few more beers to the equation Today has been very slow and painful and my tongue is still blue :confused: What was the final score in the end, most of the evening is now just a blur

Uber lolage :grin: To be fair the airport wasn't so busy back in those days, Pontious was the only pilot around

it's getting even worse ... Roops is now re writing the club's history. In the Palarse preview on OS they say Jim McCalliog scored for us in the 76 Semi Final. Paul Gilchrist will be well naffed off after fending off claims by Mick Channon who jokingly claimed the ball took the slightest of touches off his shin after Gilly shot and that he should be credited with the goal. This comes soon after the famous train painting replacing The FA Cup and Lawrie Mac picture in The BoardRoom. Next thing you'll know Ted Bates's statue will be wheeled away :smt010 All traces of our club pre Lord Duck Hunter are slowly being removed, piece by piece, next thing you'll know The Dell will be knocked down :cool:

Dubai Saints Massive meeting up in Goodfellas for another 90 minutes of torture. Luckily Eid Hols here, so most of us are not working Tues morning, just as well what with the 4 hour time difference Goodfellas Jay will be absent, flying to Bangkok for a bit of RnR, at least he'll be enjoying his getting screwed

Maybe Roops would like to buy them and leave us in peace

As Dave Armstrong has just said ... "Sheff Weds are a complete shambles" ... we really should be over the hills and and of sight agianst crap like this ... and even as I type they have a half chance ... come Saints ... we can beat this sh!t.

Weather reports in early doors ... Last night we saw the most impressive thunderstorm you'll ever likely to see. 2am and you needed sunglasses the sky was so bright with lightening and the rolling thunder was making the windows shudder ... totally cool. Pity it was so late as I am now dragging arse big time, having just returned from a memorial service for a mate who died of a heart attack at 43 yrs old Totally ****ed alreadt, and on;y 1 post left I think, so Eid Mubbarak to you all and Come on you Red and white machine, PS who is the coommentater, don't reckky the voice. Good omen mmaybe? 8 mins gone, we've crated zilch, neither have thay ... 0-0 on its way ... Brum fukking up at home again 0-1 to Watford :smt115

Just as well you have to actually send your predictions in, as if it automatically sent 0-0 as a default all the people not entering a score each week would be top with the amount of 0-0's we are getting this season

Come on you Saints ... a nice slow OWTSGMI ringing out loud and clear. Wx reports needed for the final big push .... amazing rain lightening and thunder earlier today, but suny with some cloud later. Dubai Phil is at The 7's getting trashed and sends his love :shock: Are The 7's being shown on Sky? Look out for his Dubai Saints Flag. England in the final KO in about 10 mins. We normally do well when he isn't round to jinx us .... COYS Sounds like we are getting into it a bit more a few half chances, Saints fans in good voice. My last post I think. Todorov ex skate coming on, probably get the seem jeers that skate boy Cranie was getting

Should have been Fri .... get totally trolleyed at Dubai Rugby 7s Sat ....get totally trolleyed at Dubai Rugby 7's, celebrate England and Saints wins Sun ... make an appointment for new kidney But in reality Fri ...Afternoon shift Sat ...... Up at 0600 to pick up some visitors from airport who will be using my tickets to go to Dubai Rugby 7's. Later ...sleep (get up and listen to SFC match)and then WORK NIGHT SHIFT. Sun ..... sleep all day and then another night shift, whilst Mrs EofA is out on the lash with our visitors. If Saints win it will just about reach 3/10

But surely this seasons home results are already inciting people to drink

Are you guys sending each other pics of your willehs .... pervs :cool:

Ess has kindly decided to use the 70 quid he is saving on renewing the B-anter site, to pay up the 5 quid fee on here for 14 b-anterers. The winners will be announced on b-anter next week. To claim the prize just reply to the PM on b-anter

The players will be wearing black arm bands as a mark of respect at the loss of an old friend As JB would say ... true story

My last post ... Saints fans in fine voice (I would happily swap a sunny day in Dubai to be in a cold dark afternoon in Reading ) Cope running out of superlatives to describe just how good we are..... making Reading look like idiots, Saints are stroking it around like Brazil ... Cork and Perry winning lots of plaudits as well. Sounds like the defence are well organised considering they are playing the best home attack in the league. Charlton taking a beating ... new manager syndrome when we play them ? Things are getting even better .... Hull have equalised , Dennis shows how much he has taken Saints to his heart loving that news. ... oh oh Reading get 1 back ... hold fast boys.

STAT ATTACK 1Shots On Target 62Shots Off Target 73Fouls (Conceded) 42Corners 30Yellow Cards 00Red Cards 13 goal attempts as an away team against a team who can't stop scoring at home ..... we need another few goals yet, but actually sound capable of doing so!! Having many a LOL at Mark Dennis making some non PC comments and Will Cope squirming afterwards Is it my hearing or does WC keep interchanging between Robertson and Robinson in attack :confused: BWP should really have had another and a stupendous save stopped Lalalalalalalalana scoring ... keep it up Saints. COYS PS 4 - 4 - 2 anybody

Up to 6th from bottom, only 9 points from the play offs .... crisis what crisis I was going for a 1-1 draw today ( fuelled by a few cans of Old Speckled Hen and a couple of glasses of Red with dinner) but will happily accept a win at my Prediction league expense Saints denied a stonewall penalty according to Mark Dennis, 50/50 by Cope. Even more attacks wave after wave by Saints , Saints fans in great voice .... BUT we need another 3 goals to salvage a draw :cool: COYS

Didn't have you marked down as somebody who'd be sending texts to a bloke with a women's name ... oh well we live and learn

The minute's applause is probably the best option, rather than a minute's silence, in what could be quite a highly charged atmosphere, (although Saints fans have without fail always respected silence's unlike the blue scum from down the road.) Hopefully the Saints fans will show the same respect as they did at QPR (last season?) and maybe get a win as reward. Lets hope the minute's applause isn't the last thing we get to applaud

Lol with those 2 in the team we'll bring the average age up to about 21

I'm pretty sure he's been muffin this afternoon and probably scored a few times as well If we can get 2 goals without reply we could go up 4 places and be out of the relegation spot till next week This is defo my last post ... and no matter how slowly I type nothing good is likely to happen and Barnsley are now winning so that may or may not change my prediction above :confused: Surman booked for a bit of petulance... calm down lad. BWP to Drew crossed to DMG just over ... COYS.