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Put that scousers Beach Ball in the driving area and you've got a whistle !

What suprises me with is that no attempt is made to disguise the fact that it is a man dressed as a woman, hairy hands, deep voice, poorly applied make up, now I know that inadvertantly I may have described many of your ex partners.....but to stay on topic I too find that one strange.

I think we should simply let the Mods do their jobs and if someones conduct is such that the forum rules are broken then they can deal with it accordingly, I care not for other posters demeanour, I think some take the whole thing too seriously, it is a forum and in the main nothing said on here can hurt you in the real world nor should you be absolutely offended by a posters opinion, some need to stop being so precious.

Agree, This was such a stupid thing to disclose(whether true or not) and will no doubt become exaggerated with time, sadly a man who should be remembered for his genius on the pitch will be remembered by many for his stupidity off it, bit like Maradona really.

See LA Galaxy and Beckham imo. No signing since his and for me no signing in the future will ever mean as much, for that I will always be grateful.

And Onion

Still about as is the singing one who I have seen around 10 in the morning with a can of Gold Label

Will the Americans invade ? (maybe it will still be headed up by a George but Gillett instead of Bush)

Sperrings were bought by the American chain Circle K for a great deal of money back then. Didn't the Father start the shop ? I know Bob went on to create the succesful chain of "convenience" stores but Tom was also succesful with outlets within the stores called VideoBox(renting videos) think Tom had too many ex wives to hold onto all his money compounded by the invention of the DVD. I still recall how quiet Sundays were with nothing open, used to help the milkman, the float used to be a mini convenience store, eggs, bacon, 1/2 underweight of spuds, use to get £3.00 for a saturday and a sunday, saturdays 0530-1330ish(with three stops for tea and toast) Sundays 0700-midday ish, where was the minimum wage then !! when they condensed the Sunday round into Saturday he only paid me £2.50 ! the work load stayed the same we didn't finish until 3/4 and only had one tea and toast stop. Didn't seem to matter back then though !

Have not got sound at work but can imagine what he is saying, make no mistake he genuinely believes without him they would have disappeared a long time ago, I would suggest without MM that would only have been the case. We had some Pompey lads do a job for us(I know, I know) and as "a treat" brought them up for some hospitality against Forest just before Christmas, anyway, one of them suggested, when he left them to come to us, his son got hold of redcrap's mobile number and phoned calling him scum etc..he is alleged to have thrown a load of f uks back in line with you were nothing I made you what you are now etc..

As was Eastleigh, clearly a huge jump to Saints at the time but would of thought the experience will of done him some good. Good Luck

Royal Oak Both bars in the Bricklayers are a reasonable size tbf. I remember the good old fashioned Off Licence's within the pubs, getting stupid pence for returning bottles then spending it on a quarter of chewy nuts

And The Monster Squad, I think

If nothing else you are at least consistent, well done. Question- Will Dalek2003 ever know the truth behind the Hoddle appointment that never was ?

That became farcical with talk of ear piece's and laundry trolleys, how do you enforce such a ban, lock the manager in a cell ? with technology of today many methods of communicating exist, only point deductions would remove it from the game but then of course you have to get the level of 'abuse' into context.

The amount of Mothers that are complicit in these crimes would probably cause further dismay

Which one do you propose, Battered wives ? afterall is that not why she was in hospital in the first place ?

Played for Hampshire Hawks when about 12/13(from memory) the manager was Phil Baker brother of Graham, Graham took us for a training session one night and kicked me up the behind, that was my claim to fame until I was 15 working in Two Eyes in Shirley and had a ****** next to Steve Williams(in the toilets !)

Thing is with Gillett when he broke into the first team many believed he was "youth" and this may have gifted him a bit of slack, he had great determination and at times his distribution was good, however, he lacked consistency. I wish him well and am sure his hard work will eventually pay off.

I agree, equally it is about value for money for the product you purchase, so within 19's categories it is a bonus if some or all exist in your chosen product. In respect of the supermarket making a loss on a particular product, I care not, they will make it up ten fold on other products, in the current climate it is still about price for me, selfish ? perhaps, but sympathy is a luxury I struggle to afford right now.

With Oldham and MK Dons next, these games will be an indication of our progress. I have a bet that we will be 10th by boxing day and believe this is achievable

Dear Matt Lucas I am sorry to hear about your ex, I for one find you very attractive and you remind me of my ex who has also sadly passed away, if you want to hook up give me a call Yours Sincerely Jack Tweed

15 year old lad comes down the stairs wearing his best clothes carrying a torch, his Dad asks "where you going dressed like that with a torch" the boy replied "out courting" his Dad went on to to tell him how he used to go out courting but never took a torch, the boy then replied "yeah, and look what you ended up with !!"

Bloke goes into a library and asks if they have the book on sex with dwarfs, shocked the librarian says "How can you fckin stoop so low" ? "yep, thats the one" he replied

My wife came into the bedroom last night and said she was about to make me the happiest man alive, I told her not to be so stupid, noone would help her pack at this time of night