Saint_clark

Could be an all non-league tie in the quarter finals (with a guaranteed non-league team in the semis). Madness. Come on Sutton!

OMG you're so cool with your blasé I-don't-care attitude.

Has anyone else just clocked that United are actually a very good side and will be well up for it, especially Mourinho, Pogba and Zlatan who will want to get their first trophy at the club? Bricking it.

What's the betting Pogba would have missed the final if he got the yellow he deserved there...

Thinking about it, United going through might work in our favour...we don't want League Cup to be the only domestic trophy they can win.

Lol.

Well it has some importance - if Blackburn had capitulated, Pogba and Zlatan wouldn't have come on and would have been extra fresh. Blackburn taking this all the way and winning/drawing, and St Etienne at least threatening a fight back on wednesday is what we want. Get the Mancs working as hard as possible.

He has school 5 days a week for the next 4 years, we might not have another cup final. She can't stop you from taking him - what's she going to do, report him as kidnapped?

Shamelessly stolen from the real United -

It's because Van Dijk is fit and we don't want to tip off United... Oh wait, that was a wet dream I had.

If we win, they'll undoubtably release a commemorative shirt next summer.

London.

It's fine, Forster is taller so can just come and catch any crosses.

I can confirm that he was indeed at some point at one side of the Atlantic Ocean, sometime later he was the other side and in between he was over it.

I guess you must have misread what he wrote.

Rodriguez, who is one injury away from being our first choice striker again. Don't get me wrong, I would prefer Sims to Rodriguez as well...it's a headache for Puel for sure. Someone is going to feel very hard done by whatever the outcome.

http://www.worldatlas.com/aatlas/infopage/englishchannel.htm

Boom.

Who else drops out? Jrod at a push is the only one for me, but that would probably be the tipping point for him and send him on strike.

I am a huge, huge fan of his. But whenever he has played DM against a side that is decent or better, he has been an absolute liability. Dwells on the ball too much for that area of the pitch. Easy solution is to stick him wide right and put Hojberg or Clasie in DM alongside Romeu.

Wake up Maggie, I think I've got something to say to you...

I know we beat Sunderland 4-0, but United are a completely different class. I sincerely hope we don't start Davis in DM and JWP wide right.

And then later saying,

Yeah, the Saints end in '03 looked proper embarrassing.

Chants don't need to be scientifically and anatomically 100% correct. I hate to break it to you, but Tadic and Graziano weren't actually capable of magic.