The Cat

Schneiderlin would be a better option than Wanyama. Played for us in 3 divisions and did much more for the club in that time. I'd have a Guly table. Would be useful for those who want to get drunk and still drive home.

Good job you didn't include Viafara. He'd ruin the party.

What's the fascination in the difference between home and away form? All games are played on a similar size pitch and worth the same number of points. If we won all our away games but only 5 at home and finished in the top 4 we'd still have people moaning. Mainly, I presume, because the wins didn't come when they were watching!

We had a bit of luck in the 2nd leg but also missed 2 very good chances in the first half ourselves. The nearest they came to scoring was when Forster spilled Can's long ranger and somehow clawed it off the line. I thought we were fantastic in that game and thoroughly deserved to go through. Heisenberg is just being a ***** as normal.

Overpaid ****wit players whinging about their manager. Spoilt ****ing *****s. "Wahhhh he doesnt play the style I want." "Mummy it's not fair he leaves me on the bench." Grow up and do your job. You are paid ****ing stupid amounts of money, so at least try and earn it rather then moaning all the time. If you leave then fine, **** off. The club will still carry on without you.

The main positive about Long leaving would be getting rid of that bloody song before kick off.

Lovejoy is and has always been a massive bellend. This review of his book from WSC pretty much says it all. http://www.wsc.co.uk/the-archive/42-Media/145-no-love-no-joy

Without even looking at the stats I know for a fact they don't average conceding nearly 6 every time they play away. If so they'd have had to have been on the end of some massive hidings, and I can't recall any other than the Bournemouth game. Granted they aren't very good away but you've done some terrible arithmetic to come up with that stat.

"There's only one Gao Jisheng, one Gao Jisheng. Walking along singing a song, walking in a Jisheng wonderland"

Completely agree. There's no chance after what the board said that we'll sell to Lander. It'll be someone who's working quietly and professionally on the deal in the background in my opinion.

Please **** off you tedious cretin.

We should have been way clear before that mad few minutes in the away game. Even after that we had enough chances to win. Still expecting a tough game because they really need to win, can see a draw here with a late goal from them to seal what could be a valuable point.

As I just said on the other thread that's not really true. Before the Man City game we only let in 2 goals in the previous 4 games. Even before that we only conceded 2 at Spurs who are smashing goals in for fun in all their other games. Surely it's better for Stephens to gain experience in these largely meaningless fixtures rather than let someone who clearly won't be here next season trot around the pitch.

If by regular you mean the last 2 games when we've had to play against some of the world's best strikers then yes, you are right. In the 4 games before that we let in a total of 2 goals.

We smashed double winning Man Utd at home under Dave Merrington. What's your point? As for tonight's game we played pretty well but were undone by slack defending and their world class players. Nothing to get upset or bothered by.

He'd have the pick of a number of clubs, many of them better than us. I'd love it if we did sign him though because he's stupidly good.

I remember Iain Dowie's name being booed after the announcer said his name. It might even have been just after he had scored. People used to get frustrated but i don't recall the constant sighing and groaning that happens at most misplaced passes now. That's definitely something that's escalated over the past 5 seasons.

I'm glad we don't sign any of those players because it stopped people moaning when we would have sold them on for massive profits. Well done Rupert.

According to that article he's wanted by loads of big clubs which can't be true because half the people sat around me at St Mary's think he's a waste of space.

Aside from 2 lovely crosses to set up goals away at Arsenal in the game when Van Persie equalised about 3 hours into injury time he was useless.

The purpose of the screen is to show the line ups and maybe quick replays of goals. When I glance up at it to find out who the oppositions number 36 is I don't want a picture of Harry on his birthday or an advert for ****ing Casa Brasil. ******s.

****ing selfies of people on the big screen taken and sent during the game. Anyone doing that needs ****ing sectioning. I don't give a **** if it's your birthday or your first game, spend your time watching the match and stop gawping at the big screen you cretins.

He was in the away end with Marilyn from Home & Away at Anfield one season. Possibly the end of season 0-0 that stopped them qualifying for Europe.

It's this sort of crap that makes me want to ditch the season tickets and mainly just do away games. If it wasn't for the fact I take the kids now I would give the games against the big teams a wide berth and watch Sholing instead. The bloke behind me was whinging so much yesterday that I was close to telling him to **** off and then you get *****s outside shouting ******** like "I can't wait until we sell Tadic, he's useless." ****ing idiots. You know when people say it was more fun in League 1 and the Championship? Well, from a match going point of view they are right. Most of the tossers would stop going and that would suit me just fine.

A woman sat in the back row of the away end at Carrow Road knitting. Possible in the same game a Saints fan got chucked out then appeared at the window of the hotel in the corner of the ground and watched the rest of the game from there. People kicking footballs and tennis balls over the Archers Road stand onto the pitch during a match. Benali scoring.