Matthew Le God

Oh dear, that isn't Morph! How little you know, (the late) Tony Hart and Aardman animation will be most upset. It is Morph's arch nemesis Chas! *evil laugh*

We'll still use 4-2-3-1 and Lambert will be higher in the pecking order than Mayuka. I think we'll see a lot more of Mayuka this season though.

I await Alpine Saint's first post in this thread...

Why? The other thread was discussing the possibility of him signing, this thread has confirmation in the opening post.

Did I say he did? I merely asked him to explain the logic behind giving something so flimsy its own thread. If everyone did that we'd be drowning in random threads of no substance (more so than we do already ).

Explain how this warrants having its own thread? There is no credible source given, just some randoms twitter.

Yes, for 59 years in a row from 1891 to 1950. So if people talk about a "traditional Southampton kit", what about these new black shorts that we started using after the club had already existed for 65 years. Black shorts for Southampton Football Club in 1950 were completely new, a Saints Web Forum in 1950 would have imploded over the change from blue shorts to black! If Saints wear an all red it for the next 65 years that will over time become the "traditional Southampton kit" and any change in 2078 to the kit will be met with "it isn't our traditional kit".

Man Utd have white shorts and black socks.

Euro

The author of the article doesn't know really know that, he is basically summarising each teams possible transfer activity using transfer rumours from other sources. "Cagliari's Davide Astori might well be done and dusted fairly soon" "There is talk of an imminent deal for Uruguayan winger Gonzalo Bueno"

It's a game you fcking geek!

He is too old now to ever play for them again. You should be more worried about Luke Shaw and James Ward-Prowse in the future...

A significant number of factual errors in that article.

They got planning permission in May to add further camera position and extend the roof...

The spectator stand at Staplewood training ground in the New Forest is taking shape...

We signed him on a free transfer in 1975.

No, it is meant to be a "joke".

Alpine if the club was "asleep in the summer" explain why they are paying for Mitchell and Green to be in Israel scouting the Euro under 21 tournament...

You've got to do all that in 1 year Lighthouse! Because this thread will be bumped in June 2014 when Alpine creates his next broken record thread.

Well you started a thread in the Championship season about the signings we made in the summer of 2011 not being good enough/in enough numbers or signed early enough and we ended up winning 6 of the opening 7 games, were in the top 2 all season and were promoted to the Premier League! So at least I have some hard facts on my side, what about you...?

Is it good to be consistently wrong at something?

He still won't "get it" even when confronted with all these nonsense threads he starts each year.