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Paul Dickov

Khan's chin is still dodgy. Roach has tightened up his defence and he is lightning quick but Mayweather will eat him if they get in the ring.

Thats all I ask, honey!!!

This may be a silly question but why are you flying to Berlin with a stopover in Amsterdam? There must be hundreds of flights available direct to Berlin from London.

In fairness, I think that was Billy Sharp.

After my 21st birthday party at Jesters in Beavois Valley (my mates decided it would be fitting to buy me 21 double vodka red bulls), put them on a table and not let me leave until I had drunk them all. My mate was driving home and getting on the motorway at Rownhams towards Eastleigh and there was a group of girls in a car next to us. I pulled down my window and proceeded to have a conversation with one of the girls in the back who I'm told was quite fit. As my mate must have been doing about 60mph it was understandably quite noisy and I couldn't hear what she was saying so I opened the car door and attempted to get out the car and walk over to their car so I could hear her better. Apparently I was about an inch away from putting my foot on the road which is likely to have dragged me out the car. We then got back to a house party where this lad insisted on getting his cock out constantly (it was pierced about 10 times). The same bloke kept walking around asking for charlie so I went to the garage and found a bag of grout. I made 3 wraps and sold them to him for £150. He disappeared for about 10 mins and came down with the bloodiest nose I had ever seen but told me the gear was "spot on". It turns out he was the son of Spandeau Ballet singer Tony Hadley. I then went outside for air and fell asleep in the middle of the road. When we finally left I suggested we paid a visit to Hiltingbury Rec "to get some $luts". This tactic proved unsuccessful. As my mate had driven me around all night doing whatever I told him to do (he wasn't drinking) I was still very conscious of doing right by him so just around the corner from my house I could feel the vom coming on I hoyed up the total contents of my stomach in my brand new Ralph Lauren polo top to stop it from going everywhere. I then passed out and didn't have any keys on me so my mate dumped my in my garden and I apparently slept for a good 10 hours until my Mum came home and woke me up sleeping on her prized bed of Dalias. Good night that was.

Went to the Hilton in Dahab last year. That was nice. The snorkelling tours from there are incredible.

I wouldnt honestly rather have Fonte than Bramble or Anton Ferdinand. Surprised you think they have "far better".

If he wants to go that'll be £12m plus a 40% sell-on please Arsene... if you cant stump up, never mind we'll keep him for another season. Buh-bye.

****ing sign the **** up then.

I managed to get a full game of World Domination 20/20 Stick Cricket yesterday during a convenience break at work.

I'd pay him double just for taking the club off the stock market, for saving us and giving us all hope for the future. Also consider the fact he was probably earning more than this managing the wealth of the likes of Herr Liebherr previously and I think it represents good value for money.

And theres me thinking you paint yourself as some massive uber-bloke. Puking after a night on the sauce? Unacceptable.

If you eat pasta for lunch you should be fine. I'd be more concerned about the 20 pints and 14 packets of crisps a week to be honest.

Really like the short sleeved version. Anyone who pays extra for long sleeves is a mongtard anyway.

Just joined, this is my team: K Schmeichel (Leicester) L Chambers (Notts Forest) J Fonte (Saints) M Mills (Leicester) A Gerrard (Cardiff) M Gradel (Leeds) B Ferguson (Birmingham) K Nolan - CAPTAIN (West Ham) A Lallana (Saints) B Sharp (Doncaster) R Lambert (Saints)

Have got a funny story about her actually. She's a bit of a minx in real life. Was out in Shepherds Bush about 2 years ago and got chatting to an older lady at the bar. Was being a little bit cheeky and asking if she wanted to buy her toyboy for the evening (me) a drink. She told me she would and that her daughter would love me. I said its a shame she's not here then to which she replied she actually is! I told her to bring her over. It was Sheridan Smith. Didn't recognise her at first but she was pretty good looking, quite curvy with a cheeky smile. We engaged in some banter, I seemed to be doing pretty well and she was giving out plenty of buying signals. She mentioned she was an actress which is when it dawned on me who she was but I didn't tell her I knew who she was. Anyway, earlier in the night I told my mate I reckoned I could down a half pint of sambuca, following a couple of shots. He decided to choose this as the moment he would challenge me to do it and thrust a half pint of sambuca in front of me which I proceeded to down, but not before heaving a couple of times, mid-glug. This must have ruined my image somewhat as Sheridan soon made her excuses and re-joined her friends at the table. About 2 weeks after, I read she was $hagging Smiffy from Gavin & Stacey.

As the actress said to the bishop...

Jesus christ. Have people really got nothing else to complain about?

Wenger's not won anything for donkey's years for a club of Arsenal's stature and their team DOES lack a back bone. Can you imagine Chelsea or Man Utd going to Newcastle and surrendering a 4-0 lead in 45 minutes. In fact, they should have lost that game as Leon Best also had a perfectly good goal disallowed. He makes a point of not spending money that is made available to him every season and as a result, suffers as their title challenge falls by the wayside after Xmas almost every season. Yes, Arsenal play some pretty football, if at times rather self indulgent. The fact they often struggle against more physical sides does highlight that such an approach can work for them. The fact Wenger moans though about such an approach is laughable though. I don't recall him complaining much when the likes of Adams, Keown, Vieira and Petit were kicking lumps out of the opposition less than 10 years ago. They have been crying out for a competent goalkeeper, a dominant centre half, proper winger and an out and out, truly world class forward for longer than I care to remember.

Beats loves Southampton and would be a great signing. Anyone who thinks he would be a bad signing because he left us in our relegation season is mental. He has since gone on to play at Championship level and done very well. He would be ideal. A mate of mine bumped in to him in town a few months back and overheard Beattie talking about Saints as "we". Yes he's getting on but he would be a great signing in my opinion.

Sealing meat does not keep juices in. It's a fallacy. What it does is caramelises the natural sugars on the meat which gives a different flavour to the end product. In a stew, dust the meat with flour, salt and pepper and then seal it before taking the meat out and putting the onions in. Because of the flour, small pieces of meat will catch to the bottom of the pan so be sure to scrape them all up with a wooden spoon. This creates a much deeper flavour in my opinion.

I'll toast to that!!

Go and tap Liverpool up for Danny Pacheco for a year... Unless he's already on loan somewhere else?

I remember once this lad I used to work with came round asking for sponsorship for some ski he was doing for a charity dedicated to giving under-priveledged inner city kids a holiday every year. I didn't know whether to laugh or be angry. Just goes to show you can create a charity for more or less anything. I donate to Barnados, RSPCA, NSPCC and the Down's Syndrome Association. I am too generous with my money. Easy come, easy go is my attitude. Sometimes I wish I was more conservative with it but lifes too short.