VectisSaint

You forgot the windows that weren't cleaned. Our window cleaner charges £14 every 3 months, so as Franny's house is 5-bedrooms and mine has 4 I guess 14*1.25, £17.50 might be appropriate. I can see that this might be the straw that broke the camel's back.

That Tennents is foul stuff, so not surprised. Should have had some decent beer in the kitchen :-)

Best example to use in a coaching manual when teaching kids the offside rule. This is offside, that's offside, offside again etc etc. Found his level. Don't rate his half-brother either, flatters to deceive everywhere he goes. Dad was the only one in the family who was a decent player.

It's what you do when you drop rubbish on the pavement.

You must be referring to all those members of the Cult of Cortese, the hordes of people that evidently exist in the minds of one or two of our favourite posters on here. I think you are right, I don't believe one person would actively support a Chairman/Chief Exec of a FC, but then again I don't expect adults to hero worship a footballing legend to the point where no criticism of the way he acts is acceptable in their eyes, even when said player seems to have accepted that he may have been a bit out of order in this case and seems to be making attempts to make amends in some of things he is now saying.

Snodin. Anyone who can make Whisky George seem good, must be a genius.

Especially as we were "managed" by one of the greatest managers ever to have opened a brown envelope.

Saints and Man Utd I believe :-) Saints: Johns; Leggett, Mugabi, McCarthy, Wood; Flannigan, Gape ©, Reed; Ariybi, Seager, McQueen Man Utd: 11 of the greatest young players ever to walk the earth (no idea of their line-up, sorry)

He will probably miss it.

No-one is following you around, wishful thinking again on your part (seems to be a major part of your sad, lonely little life). When you post as often as you do it is not unusual for people to see your troll posts, I should try not to feed the troll, but your imagination is so hilarious sometimes that your trolling just tricks me time and again. How are your dreams of the Cult of Cortese? How many rumours have you made up lately (or claimed to have made up after they were proved to be wrong so that you make yourself look like a hero), how are you getting on making up facts about people that have no basis in truth. By the way I have been calling Charmless by that name for months, its not really very funny, but if you find it so at least I am glad that it has given someone with such a sad, meaningless life as you something to smile about. Sometimes life can be fulfilling helping the underprivileged, under-bridge dwellers of this world. Now get back to your high powered phone selling career and lets hope there is not a downturn in the stationery market.

So how many said as you claimed that he would be a God? It is you that proves clownlke on many occassions. You calling me weird is somewhat ironic. At least I don't have imaginary cults that I have a go at, or call everyone else mongs.

Not at all, just having a go at you because you are one of the most embarrassing, annoying trolls on this forum. Charmless comes a close 2nd.

Agree with you David, flattered to deceive, similar to latter day Fernandes (though at least Tommy usually ran in a straightish line, in the days before crop circles were invented). Almost always no end product, but on odd occasion he looked brilliant.

Manny Andruszewksi - never really became prominent but seemed to be involved a lot during the days when I went to most games back when we were in Division 2. Always geave his best in defence.

That would be about the same number as you imagine belong to the imaginary Cult of Cortese, and approximately the same number as your non-imaginary friends.

Strange thread title, I suspect Aldershot would have more fans than in the top picture if they were to play at the DW. Next season they will probably be the 2nd biggest team in Hampshire (even if you exclude Boscombe who are based in what is really Hampshire).

Its all about opinions. Never claimed to be ITK and was not aware that Japan could still take loans outside of the European xfer window. Interestingly on the SFC report it is quite clear in the last sentence that Saints expect him back in the summer before pre-season. I don't necessarily believe that, but it is very unusual for that sort of statement to be made when a player goes on a long term loan - I don't think (maybe wrong) for instance that there were similar statements when Billy Sharp went on loand or Deano etc. It sounds to me like this is an opportunity, when we only have 12 games left for Chung to play regularly, hpefully get his match fitness back, also alow him opportunity to get back in Japan frame and then for his future to be assessed based on a full pre-season. I am not so sure as some on here that we have seen the last of Chung in a Saints shirt. For those that have written him off, you may have to eat your words, then again maybe you won't, time will tell.

Just remind your good wife how many young kids have made it to the Chelski 1st team in the last 15 years or so (you could possibly have John Terry) and then how many Saints kids have made it, Bale, Walcott, Chamberlain, Lallana, etc etc the list is endless.

Story was doing the rounds a few weeks ago, didn't happen and won't now before end of season. Has been on the bench last few games under the Sherriff, I suspect he is not going anywhere. FCT were trying to sign someone else, was it Drogba? Sounds like they are a bunch of chancers.

Whoooosh!! You have not referred to The Derry Book of Coaching

But Jesus is his deputy...

May be a problem when we play Wet Sham then.

Think you are on the same side (if there are sides) as a great many fans. Footballing & club legend, but increasingly proving he is a bit of a plonker.

Dell sized mentality. We need a full blown symphony orchestra.

God, I hope people stop referring to the manager as MO PO. FFS. Almost as bad as one idiot continuing to call him Pinocchio.