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I'd certainly be up for a match next year. Assuming SMS isn't leveled for affordable housing.

No way Hull are going to beat Man Utd, so it's pretty much irrelevant really. Three other thoughts: 1. Jones is a (0(K 2. I really really really hope the barcodes go down. 3. Why do we criticise players like Beattie and Skacel for wanting out, when they go about it WAY more proffesionally than Jones, Eyal, Phillips and Kachloul.

Sausages That's a hat trick of pointless posts. Locked.

Renault have made the same threat apparently. I'd expect BMW, Red Bull, STR and Toyota at least to follow suit.

Check the floor, there might be a Wright-Phillips one which keeps falling off its hanger whenever someone brushes past.

I prefer to think of May 16th, a decade ago this Saturday... http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football-pahars-makes-double-payment-on-stadium-1094059.html 10 years since the great escape. Anyone feeling old?

Burnley for the Prem please. Although if the Blades undo the injustice of the West Ham affair, I wouldn't be too upset.

It's a shame, I can't see them getting back out of the bottom 3 now. I say it's a shame because I would laugh myself to death if the barcodes went down.

They're all c**ts. Hope this helps.

I remember watching last years contest in Amsterdam. Hopefully some of this years contestants will be as hot as the Ukrainian entry from last year, or as funny as the Latvian pirates. Also remember the Swedish entry looked like Pete Burns. Anyway, we need Bill Bailey to represent us. He would be the first entry since 1997 which wouldn't be a complete embarasment. Scooch... Gemini... those paedos ...

If I were him I'd move for the sake of my career. Assuming Man Citeh keep Hughes, I reckon they will do a lot better next season and easily be in the European places. Able to match his wages too.

'cos then we'd have noone to supply the ball to Robben and Torres.

I have mine before I leave home. I thought everyone did.

Is that title supposed to read: Scottish women - NSFW thanks to Ponty or Scottish women NSFW - thanks to ponty

Do you live there or are you just a greedy f**ker?

If I was a betting man, I'd put money on them being on the grid next season. They're just blowing smoke out because they're not getting their own way. Some say F1 needs Ferrari more than Ferrari needs F1, but at the end of the day they do need each other to an extent. I actually admire them and Red Bull to an extent for standing up to what is quite a drastic rule change. I reckon a compromise will be reached. It will have to be or else Bernie and Max will be standing there in December saying, "we don't need Ferrari, or Toyota, or BMW or... er... Red Bull or Torro Ros... er... ummm." Maybe a buget cap, but not £40m. Maybe £100m next season (including salaries and engines), then £70m the year after, then £40m. Who knows. As Ponty has said, only Williams and Force India are going to agree to the current deal. Also I'm guessing maybe Brawn and USGP.

The laser cutting tools I can understand, but why do you have bacon in an F1 car factory?

House key Parents house key Car Key Saints Leather key fob One of those security things with the address and number of some company you call if you find them Velociraptor.

I think there was a farmer a few years ago who got p*ssed off with something he was being charged for and wrote them a cheque on the side of a live cow. Apparently it was, at the time, legal tender, as you could write a cheque on anything as long as the correct details were provided.

Michelle McMannus.

What did you Google to find that? :-s

It's funny, only this morning someone sent me this link: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ and these two were the second couple that sprang to mind. After Cheryl and Cashley of course. Moral Dilema: Would you go there knowing Dwight Yorke and Peter Andre were there first?

With £2.68?

Well yeah, except Lallana's. :-s It is naive to think that a manager assessing the attributes of a player is going to overlook things like whether some goals are penalites. I repeat, I'm not knocking the guy. I hope we keep him, this is just my explanation as to why we might not get much more than £500k. 124 shots on target this season. Ebanks Blake had 90, so did Scotland, McCormack 94, Doyle 70, so it's not like DMG was without chances. Infact only Gomes at Swansea (130) has had more efforts on target in the whole CCC.