Hatch

ipswich maybe

I did my telegraph team today. The Metro is doing a free one , so will probably do that as well.

anyone going out for the World Cup. I've got tickets for the last 16 game in Cape Town, between the winners of group H ( probably Spain ) v runner up group G ( brazil/portugal/ivory coast)

There might be a millenium bug type thing and everyone logged on at that time will get electricuted.

its not changed for 20 mins. I suspect foul play!

million views coming up within 15 mins I reckon

Crouchies last minute penalty against the Skates. Although, smashing my shin against the seat in front might have contributed as well.

Did I hear that BBC are showing all the games in free to view HD or did I imagine that?

Ow. and he walked off!

Victor Boskovic you heard it hear first.

maybe they are waiting to see what league we are in?

Hollyoaks.

plus shutting schools for a week when half a dozen snow flakes land in the school playground.

That arse needs filling

School policies for taking your child out of school during term time, and where they can stick their unauthorised absence notifications.

Women who say no, but mean yes. Then complain to the police afterwards.

People who still think having a mobile phone is some sort of status symbol.

- anyone who works in media - moaning about getting a parking ticket - having £500m of art and not having anyone to buy it off me

Nissan Micra drivers

People with maps, who still need to ask directions. Thick fookers.

- Planning to leave at 3 pm , then getting a call from your boss wanting a meeting at 4. FFS

Socialism

- Barbeques still being dirty and uncleaned from last August.

- The current load of pop stars, that I have no idea who they are.