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New manager unveiling

Poor Pompey. So Eisners son to be the new manager then !

Hospitality needs to be upgraded, after all that is where the real supporters go

If you donated a grand to save your club, then the club was 'saved' and then you got your money back as well.. Thats a pretty much win win. Still hate the c***** though.

Fit and Proper Person test to pass first

An away game please first up would be nice. Like Huddersfield.

Arm police helicopters with napalm

Did you see the room full of whores he had staying with him? No wonder he had no energy for eating. Footnote : This is unlikely to be the reason and I may have made this up.

Most refs would have given that as Redmond offside, and then booked him.

I'm in the office but done about 10 mins work. Max

Gabbiadini looks painfully shy to me, and therefore afraid to moan at his team mates for not passing to him.

First game on Match of the Day with out a doubt. BBC may even go Pay per view for this one once demand gets going.

Cook out !!

Uh oh

I'd say we were very near the bottom of the laughing stock league. Bottom 3 for sure.

For those that like a flutter , tomorrow at Lingfield Le Tissier is running , About 20/1 This is not a tip , just a heads up

2017/18 season ticket prices Early Bird prices *****il Friday, June 30) Adult: £369 Senior (63 and above on January 1 2018.)*: £275 Young Person (18-22 on September 1 2017)*: £240 Junior (17 and under on September 1 2017)*: £80 Special Concession (proof of DLA or PIP) Wheelchair user: £199 Ambulant: £229 Child (9 and under on September 1 2017)* Free in the Family Section when accompanied by a full-paying adult, senior or special concession Executive Seating (subject to availability) Adult: £489 Senior: £369 Post Early Bird prices (After Friday, June 30) Adult: £419 Senior (63 and above on January 1 2018.)*: £315 Young Person (18-22 on September 1 2017)*: £280 Junior (17 and under on September 1 2017)*: £99 Special Concession (proof of DLA or PIP) Wheelchair user: £199 Ambulant: £229 Child (9 and under on September 1 2017)* Free in the Family Section when accompanied by a full-paying adult, senior or special concession Executive Seating (subject to availability) Adult: £489 Senior: £369 *Proof of age required Read more at http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/2016-17/pompey-season-ticket-information-for-the-201718-season-3703223.aspx#bW87w5bbxBuiQDyM.99 join the queues

if you're getting married, the Top table would be more apt if it were named - Paine

A certain Sandbanks based Football manager this morning on hearing this news........

Leeds

I stuck to traditional proper English activities. Had a load of Fosters then went for a curry.

bump. if any spares about............

He was crap and useless Still not our worst signing though, not by a long way.

They've just signed Nico Krancjar on £100,000 a week as well. or, they will do shortly