Golac's Cunning Stunts

You have to go back a fair way to know this but google john Bailey blackburn

Well Brighton and Palace certainly looking to be on an upward curve last season - we'll see how it goes this coming season for them. Definitely wouldn't mind trading places with Leicester though. Yes, they had a poor season by their outstanding recent history, but they have been a shining light and everything we should be looking to emulate. Can't knock them at all.

God I hope not!

When you say another quality CB, do we actually already have one then?

Just ridiculous how dripping in talent they are isn't it

Yeah and he can ride there on his horse

You got it! Apart from getting no work done, I was also staying up to the early hours every night in case the yacht was finally spotted in Southampton Water 😂

Paul Allen Summer is always worth dragging out for a reminisce every now and again. Such a belly laugh and such characters crawled out of the woodwork. I still have some messages from that nutter St David: Was an interested party, with a group of Americans but NOT Paul Allen, i have spoken to HMR (Lynn) and i recieved a call today from her contacts in America this afternoon. David Give me a call and i will tell you exactly the content of my call from America in the early housr of this morning. David 01573 430365

Agreed - wish there was more interesting stuff like this posted on here!

When my Dad died I was going through his old photos and I found one of him posing next to Duncan's grave. Was a big deal back in the day. Such a shame.

Yeah I get what you're saying about passion. It's ultimately why we all love this team even though they bring us such heartache. I get Fergie passion, I get Ralph shows passion. I get falling to your knees and crying because you just won the FA Cup Final. I don't get falling to your knees blubbing because you just beat the scousers 1-0 at home. It looked like weakness to me and I'm sure Klopp took it that way. A better show of passion would have been to go up to klopp and tell him this is what you get every time you come here. (unfortunately not the case given the woeful performance against their second string a few weeks back)

That's about right. On our excellent runs it really is 9/10 But the long dismal runs are probably 1/10. Can't be bothered to look up all the bad records he holds (mlg will do that) but off the top of my head - record loss in PL (and done it twice) Saints record for most number of games in a row without a win? Was there something about largest number of goals conceded away from home in a calendar year? And something else about most number of points dropped from a winning position? And the most unforgiveable one of all: blubbing when he beat Klopp

There are tools you can use that show you real time Twitter feeds. eg, set up a feed on the hastag #saintsfc and it shows all the tweets with that hashtag in real time. Tweetdeck is one such tool

Number of lives Hasenhutll has used up. Two to go

Yeah, not suggesting we would change - we are obviously going full-fat Ralph ball

You fishing Turkish 😂 Someone will bite no doubt

The stars are all aligning for another raid on us by the scousers. Watch out for any of our lads taking pleasure rides in blackpool and eating fish and chips with a geezer with shining gnashers

This brings back all the bad memories from last season. I had already started to forget...as have some others on here I fear

Any suggestions for those type of players? Of course you neglect to mention that really good players can adapt to any style of play, but I agree the average player we have bought in the past few years can't

Wow, that is extremely generous. Out of interest, one thing to try when asked to rate something out of ten - ban the use of 7. It forces you to go 6 or 8. Whatever we all think of him, this is last chance saloon for him so we'll see what happens.

No joke about it. The guy is a clown but thats for a different thread.

yes. Don't forget #noholdsbarred 🙂

Didn't realise that - wow. You do know mlg will be salivating as he fact checks this statement don't you?

Such a shame it will be wet spam. I don't know enough about the Chelsea team and how they play, but on face value I don't know why they don't keep him and give him some game time. Perhaps he doesn't suit their style but he can't have done any worse than Lukaku last season