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If the parrallels are real and true, then 1) I would sh!t my pants at Bialkowski being our keeper in an FA Cup final against Man Utd, 2) Puncheon will soon be dead and 3) Jos Hooiveld will be our future manager! ;-)

I've heard a couple of jokes thast have already been on here. Couple more... All her life she wanted a bodyguard, and instead she ends up with a Bobby-'tard. After finding her body in the bath, a paramedic was heard to utter: "After all her drug problems, at least she died clean!"

Go on then! My friend's fella ran it last year and at the end, in Horseguards parade, he looked shattered and could barely move. He was still adamant he was coming down the pub for a few though! What surprised me, as a spectator, was the number of Saints shirts in the watching crowd. (Besides mine.) If I CAN make it this year, I'll be wearing the sash, and usually stand around the Canary Wharf bit.

For a striker that's not a tap in merchant, he's done amazingly well to be top nPC scorer. Saints legend.

So if we lose every single game between now and the end of the season, it'd doable? Dalek is in with a shout there...

Well, we're coming up behind them, so smashing them from behind seemed the obvious choice. No, wait...

'Smash them' is having a trial run. If it fails on Tuesday, normal service will be resumed.

I'll be there cheering you on - I go every year if I can - and my cheering is worth more than money. :-D

Makes logical sense - will always be on the pitch as he's rarely subbed, and thus available to step into the keeper void - and Cork can play right back should he need to cover there.

More outfield options will appease more outfield players in the long run. No back-up keeper is a risk, but how many times has Kelvin been sent off in his career? It can't be many at a guess. Even so, with injury to him or a sending off, Adkins doesn't seem like the type to take massive risks - I'm sure one of the others has been told he's an emergency keeper - and has practised for it in training.

Tis about time I got to start one of these! Let's SMASH 'EM!!! (and thus show them how cocky they are at thinking they have the title sewn up. See this thread on KUMB: http://kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=138384)

He came to watch James Ward-Prowse, Ben Reeves, Luke Shaw and Jake Sinclair. He left disappointed.

We can do it - and do it in style too, something West Ham fans can only dream of. BUT if we don't do it, I hope people don't go overboard in negativity. A draw IS an acceptable result there, but a defeat wouldn't mean we're out of the race.

I do, but you'll have to be the one explaining to the future Mrs SNSUN that she's not getting a wedding in June. Oh, and trust me, it'll cost you more than £5k to have your nuts reattached.

I hope they were pleased with their choice.

I was just about to mention that. I'd take a draw here but I'd rather Pompey won and Blackpool drifted away a bit. They're a good team though, Blackpool, and I think they'll win this, and keep up the pressure on the chasing pack.

Championship - beware. West Ham - beware. Premiership? Beware - the Saints are back and we're coming for YOOOOOOOOOU!!!

Brighton winning. Leeds fans go quiet.

Famous last words! (Please please please!)

Come on Saints - one more for 10 points in the prediction league please!

Come on Leicester, don't guff this up for us now.

Cardiff pull one back..

Come on Saints - score in the next 5 or I'm going to have to go for a lucky wee.

Eek, typo there... 5 point Gap rather.