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Pass, but yours is '00'.

Big hothead, could disrupt a settled camp. Has a very inconsistant goalscoring record which is why I think he was converted to a midfielder. We need a striker, not a midfielder, hence no thanks. (Would be expensive too.) On a pros and cons list, there's far too many cons.

I'm sure the girlfriend'll be cool about it - it's the wife you'll really have trouble with!

FFS I too would have been at this game had it fallen on the Saturday but cannot make the Monday due to work commitments. FFS.

...or provides a handy salt lick for the cat.

If it weren't for De Ridder, I do think Forte would've seen more game time this season as our pacy impact sub, but I maintain that we're still a striker short, even with Barnard now coming back. This would be the area I'd most like to see us strengthen in January, as Connolly is 34 now and won't be around for ever.

If I were married to Katy Perry, there'd be no need for masturbation!

Full team please. Davis, Richardson, Fonte, Jos, Fox, Guly, Deano, Cork, Chaplow, Lambert, Connolly. Subs: Bart, Martin, Morgan, Lallana, De Ridder. THIS is the game that matters - a six point gap or seperated by goal difference - that is a MASSIVE incentive to win this match. Fingers crossed Lallana is ready to have a cameo in this one.

I forgot to do the predo. :-( Makes my ten points from the Reading game seem moot. Whatever the Palace fans were singing at us, I really don't care. This was a trial for the youngsters and fringe players. We're out of the biggest obstruction in our season. Good.

I bet Butterfield is relishing playing against his former team - anyone know what kind of reception he's getting? I think they liked him - for his hattrick more than anything I reckon!

T'internet has some great nun pictures, but not only are they NSFW, they're NSFSWF.

One day, I'll be able to log into Saints PLayer before the ruddy 15 minute mark! Come on Saints! It makes a change to see a new team play for us! A lot of pace in that team though - and creativity too. Whilst we could win this, the defence worries me. Not that for a second Martin and Cork would let us down. Midfield looks good to me.

Sitting in the lap of luxury on that coach. Jealous. I wish National Express had SSN.

An under-replied to subject. Could I keep my winkle, or would I have have to substitute it for the Vag? If I could keep my winkle, and make it interlock with the vag, then I would choose that. If not, then big boobs please - then I'd whack the old dress on, bang on a blonde wig, and pop off to Soho.

I knock one out in the bath. It's just cleaner. It feels better too. A nice bit o' resistance. Sometimes the duck gets it, sometimes I just do it manually, but whatever the weather it's nice. You can't do it in a scalding hot bath though, it has to be a bit cooler, else you get a red bell end. It's quite arty too, watching the milky white goodness spew out and float around - like watching little sea monkeys. The worst bit though it when it begins to float back towards you - no matter how quick you try and get out of that bath, it just comes back quicker - and spunky dunk in the old pubes is a bugger to clean.

Lolz here. Bradley, James and "if we sign Shaun" makes 3. Back to Nursery School maths for you.

That's two W-P's that will have played for Saints. Sign Shaun, and we must have the record.

I don't want Brighton to win, I don't want West Ham to win. Draw would be brilliant. Plus people on the wireless earlier were saying it'll be a great game. I'd love it if it were 0-0!

We are the masters of our own destiny. Leicester's managerial change is neither good nor bad for us, but I must say whoever inherits that team is a very lucky manager, aside from the pressure of getting success.

Wasn't he an old, French goalkeeper that played for PSG and West Ham? :-)

Since we dropped into this league, it has been my favourite, and that included the two years we were in League One. It's great to watch, it's great good entertainment, it's hearty, honest football, and it's not the money powered demon the Premier League has become. Monaco's position suprises me. Have they had money troubles? They were the biggest French side at one stage.

Isn't Ward-Prowse the one we've been waiting for? I seem to remember people tipping him for big things. If so, excited! Adkins seems to have a policy of trying out a youngster in the cups where possible. Who next, Isgrove?