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One of many. Keep 'em coming.

lol@thesweatyforhistinypenissyndrome Neil Lennon's a cheesy wotsit.

Slap her anyway!

Moving on. Billy Sharp then?

My missus comes with me to Saints games on occassion, (despite being a Norwich fan), so knows our players. Her favourite current player is Richard Chaplow, before that it was Michail Antonio. I'm assuming she likes them for their delightful attacking flair, rather than the way they look.

I know quite a few plastic Reading fans that have only recently jumped on the bandwagon (despite not even living or coming from Reading) that will attend the odd home game and that's it. As per the stats above, I applaud Oxford United, and am surprised and confused by Watford.

Mickey Evans. Came from the lower leagues, scored a few goals that kept us up, won Premiership player of the month, then disappeared back again.

Our record for signing players with big transfer fees isn't exactly good. Delap, Delgado, Prutton. Let's hope if we do blow our load on Hooper or whoever, he really is worth it. I see Stoke want to tie Delap to a new 3 year contract, taking him up to age 38!

Dyer has had a cracking game. Good little player. Oxo on now too.

He'd have done exactly the same as Martin tbf!

"Oi, Gools, which hand do you spank your meat with?"

A win is of vital importance to keep the promotion hunt going. I don't care much if West Ham nick the top spot, either of the top two positions get you promoted. With Boro and Cardiff dropping points, we need to hope our dodgy form is a thing of the past to keep picking up points. We've proved the squad players CAN win of needed in the last two games - now let's get the rest fit, and the new signings gelling, and make our way to the Premier League!

According to Wikipedia, De Bruyne's mother was born in Ealing. Takes all sorts.

It truly is a mystery! = no-one. (I hope to be proved muchly wrong. And Tadanari doesn't count right?) Marcello Trotta is a good shout. Even with Tadanari (who's 26), we don't have a young, up and coming decent striker. (as Connoly, Barnard, Lambert, Guly and Lee are all older than 26.)

Ummm, it turns out the team I dreamt about in yellow wininng 6-0 wasn't Saints after all...

I won't vote, because as I've stated not being at the game and voting is propah nawty, but it looked like Cork was involved in everything good. Morgan scores so irregularly though, that he deserves an honourable mention. S. Cotterill though... without his crudness we may have lost this. (Some funny comments on the NF forum too!)

Ipswich's defense? My old mate Sue, aka 'Sue The Slag' has a tighter rearguard action than them.

Sending off for the first time I've seen it? Harsh. Went in with his arm but I reckon no malice intended. First and third goal? Awful Forest defending - just astood back and let it happen. We won't get generosity like that every week. Could easily have been my prediction of 6-0. (I'd have won about a million quid for that bet.) Holmes should've scored. As crud as Camp was for the third goal, he stopped the score being massive. Re-sign Saganowski immediately. (Jokes.)

Eek, been spotted. Back to work I go. Good luck for the second half everyone.

More nuns, more goals. The Lucy Pinder technique worked earlier, another little avenue we could go down.

God bless Lucy Pinder! Get in. Now let's hope my 6-0 prediction comes true. (and makes me regret not having the balls to put a bet on it.)

Lady Luck says "Lallana to score. Hypothetically speaking, if Lallana were to score the first goal in this game, then Saints would be winning one nil". For further Page 3 tidbits of wisdom, consult The Sun.

Apologies, I was getting her in early before I had to go back to work, but as no-one's yet noticed I'm not where I should be, I'm officially having a skive for a few more minutes.

I have a rolling three points on my license. First got 3 in 2004, just got them removed from my license in 2008 when I got another 3. They come off this year, so no doubt I'll get another 3 at some point this summer.

Lucky Fag time, mixed with sexy nun. (Sexy nun can be seen with really, REALLY poor eyesight.)