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I liked the look of Cork in midfield against Palace last week, he was the only one that seemed quality, but with our defence in the state it is, I would rather see him back in defence permanently. Spiderman, Surman and Wotton should be vying for the two defensive midfield spots IMO.

In the next couple of months, we have some games coming up that on paper you might think we stand a chance of winning. Forest on Saturday is a key one, a six-pointer if you will, and with Barnsley, Norwich, Doncaster and Swansea it seems we could end up with a fair few points by the end of the transfer window. How many do YOU think we'll get? Saturday, 20 December 2008 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Southampton v Nottm Forest, 15:00 Friday, 26 December 2008 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Plymouth v Southampton, 15:00 Sunday, 28 December 2008 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Southampton v Reading, 15:00 Sunday, 04 January 2009 The FA Cup sponsored by E.ON Southampton v Man Utd, R3, 16:00 Saturday, 10 January 2009 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Barnsley v Southampton, 15:00 Saturday, 17 January 2009 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Southampton v Doncaster, 15:00 Tuesday, 27 January 2009 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Norwich v Southampton, 19:45 Saturday, 31 January 2009 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Southampton v Swansea, 15:00

What is the social decorum having dropped one in a lift? The old adage is that "he who smelt it dealt it", and yet not owning up to it procures the beady eyes from all who succumb to it. Should I turn to t'others and claim exaltingly that it was I who blew off, or should I feign ignorance? What do you do if someone else has grunted?

I once went sick for six months with that. I thought I was going to be given hell by the management on my return, but I managed to pull some strings.

Dependant on whether you have a boss that has been dying to look at your arse IMO.

I noticed that back in my sixth form days, a lot of women we're bunking off lessons with "Lady troubles". I think this is sexist because there is no male excuse that works as easily. "Willy pain" doesn't quite cut it.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g186338-d188029-r13780707-Radisson_Edwardian_Marlborough-London_England.html My review of Clive. I think Clive is a good name for a mouse. If it's alive. Alive Clive, Dead Fred.

I wouldn't be suprised in this multi-national company! My mate (a colleague here) is most unfortunate this year. His day off for the Christmas week actually falls on Christmas day, which we get off anyway, so he has this Sunday off, and is then working all the way through until January 1st. What's worse for him, is that he's working an early on Boxing Day, so can't even drink on Christmas day. What does he get? A day off in lieu. To be taken sometime in March. I try not to gloat...

Not all of them. Though commuters are generally the worst, sorry Hatch! Sometimes I'd just like to say "If you don't like it, don't use it"! See if they can find another way to get to Co ckfosters for £4 in 90 minutes. Still, my wages get paid, so I bite my tongue and try to be the best darn Customer Services Slave I can be.

LUL rules are = You can self certificate sick leave for up to seven days, but only once in six months. After that (even if you break a leg or whatever) you can be disciplined. So, if you go sick for one day, you might as well take the week off to make it worth your while. Now this does mean that we try not to take the urine with reguards to being "fake" sick, in that if we do go off sick, we can't do it again for six months. However this does lead to sick people coming into work, because they don't want to use their quota of sick leave up. I am from the latter group. If I'm sick, and able to get out of bed and do my job, I'll come into work. Who knows what lies around the corner. I'm sure LUL would use their common sense in certain ways with reguards being sick twice in 6 months, but I value my job and choose not to push it. Unselfish? Perhaps, but until they change their policy I'll keep doing it. Yes, my colleagues and the customers may catch it, but there's so many germs flying around at Heathrow I doubt it'll make much difference.

I thought someone might get in before I changed it! Talk about Scrooge if I only got 14 hours off for Christmas! I'm happy with 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th, 27th and 31st and 1st off.

CUSTOMERS. ...there's only so much fake smiling and lip biting I can do.

Working shiftwork, we don't get a set period off work except for Christmas day. However due to some splendid holiday-swapping on my part, and some sheer luck, I finish work at half ten this Saturday evening and am not back in until midday Sunday (the one after Christmas). :-) In addition I have rest days on New Years eve and News Day, so all in all it's going to be a good festive period.

118118 are running the same service now, but AQA have been around for years. They're very helpful too, I once found out something using their service that I hadn't had the first clue aboutwhere to look for the answer. I want to be a researcher.

We moan about a lack of experience, then query Euell.

me and the missus once had a mouse in our hotel room. We called him Clive. He tried to eat my Subway which was a step too far. Good job he was quick.

i resign from listening to this one. If i wanted self-torture i'd marry my girlfriend.

he was terrible against palace!

if we win today i will **** dot cotton.

merry ****ing christmas saints. You really know how to give us a good one. I wouldn't mind relegation to league one if we were actually fighting to stay up!

2 flaming nil. I might as well add this early- 3-0 4-0 and 5-0.

You don't have to ask my permission. Just wipe it up afterwards.

Not always. In the summer it can burn and then it is brown.

Looks like a bombsite IMO. I even saw people eating the pick and mix without paying for it. Pikeys. Also, I saw what suspiciously looked like a pube on the floor. RIP.

While I could stay in the quiet comfort of my own home with a Roast Turley ready meal and a can of pop, I am instead going to my parents' house to relieve them of their hard earned food and drink. My missus is off back to her mothers for Christmas so I'm looking forward to peace and quiet apart.