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Sex for Sambosa. Match Console doesn't usually work for me at work but it is today. W00T

Stuck at work today, last day before Christmas, could do with some Christmas cheer here please Saints! :-) Overwhelming possession according to BBC.

Based on non-geeky studyings of Saints since before I was a fan (involving a couple of books and a video), I have to say Armstrong. His goal record was superb. So MLT and Armstrong please StL.

I prefer McG up front, he says holding some wood. He's next to useless in the three behind.

http://94.102.148.26/forum/showthread.php?t=6736 Probably take them off here.

Matt Le Tissier and David Armstrong - two goal scoring midfielders that I would crap on my gran in order to have in the current side. Since I've supported Saints though it has to be MLT +1, Berkovic sticks out.

Sky Sports had us down as the live Sky game today! Shat my pants as our TV form is dire!

bored solid last night. Work is a lot less bearable when you have to actually work.

Don't knock it. Been with mine 3 years now!

I've seen you Hatch, and you're a 21 year old blonde female with amazing breasts. And you had us believe you were male... :smt075

The person whose face you sneezed in - not sexually aroused I bet.

I think I spotted him on "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" recently, but I can't be sure. Voiceover work coming his way.

This'll be the best weekend of my Christmas period, and I have to work two days of it! Friday - Lovely lazy lie in when I was supposed to be finishing my Christmas shopping. I'm now at work and will be here until 11pm. Tomorrow - Another of those lazy lie ins (unless I sh it the bed, then I might as well finish my Christmas shopping) followed by work until half ten. Then in celebration of a week off I will probably go home, drink a whole bottle of Jack, and either beat or **** the missus. (Dependant on how Saints do) Sunday - DEFINITELY finish Christmas shopping, one way or another, stop off at the parents to see if their Christmas decs are up yet (I bet they aren't), then relax, watch the TV and drink. If there is a midweek/Christmas "rate your midweek/Christmas" fred it'll have the best rating ever.

I once found a dog. Now I live with her. I could be in trouble for that comment...

Optimism or pessimism? We've all been fooled before this season, but I'll stick my neck out and say we'll coast this. Finally the boys will know how it feels to play well for the whole 90 minutes. Saints 3 - Forest 1.

Back when I was in boarding school, a few kids thought it would be hilarious to ring up the fire service as a hoax. Little were any of us to know that a former pupil, an expellee nonetheless, would torch the staff room. I'm actually suprised the fire crews showed up.

i'm cheesed off because i started watching it when united were two up then turned it off as it looked over! Bugger.

there are worse names out there tbh. Yours sincerely, ****breath Psychopath Fugly. BSc hons.

How do you explain the crap coming out of your mouth then?

I liked the look of Cork in midfield against Palace last week, he was the only one that seemed quality, but with our defence in the state it is, I would rather see him back in defence permanently. Spiderman, Surman and Wotton should be vying for the two defensive midfield spots IMO.

In the next couple of months, we have some games coming up that on paper you might think we stand a chance of winning. Forest on Saturday is a key one, a six-pointer if you will, and with Barnsley, Norwich, Doncaster and Swansea it seems we could end up with a fair few points by the end of the transfer window. How many do YOU think we'll get? Saturday, 20 December 2008 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Southampton v Nottm Forest, 15:00 Friday, 26 December 2008 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Plymouth v Southampton, 15:00 Sunday, 28 December 2008 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Southampton v Reading, 15:00 Sunday, 04 January 2009 The FA Cup sponsored by E.ON Southampton v Man Utd, R3, 16:00 Saturday, 10 January 2009 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Barnsley v Southampton, 15:00 Saturday, 17 January 2009 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Southampton v Doncaster, 15:00 Tuesday, 27 January 2009 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Norwich v Southampton, 19:45 Saturday, 31 January 2009 The Coca-Cola Football League Championship Southampton v Swansea, 15:00

What is the social decorum having dropped one in a lift? The old adage is that "he who smelt it dealt it", and yet not owning up to it procures the beady eyes from all who succumb to it. Should I turn to t'others and claim exaltingly that it was I who blew off, or should I feign ignorance? What do you do if someone else has grunted?

I once went sick for six months with that. I thought I was going to be given hell by the management on my return, but I managed to pull some strings.

Dependant on whether you have a boss that has been dying to look at your arse IMO.

I noticed that back in my sixth form days, a lot of women we're bunking off lessons with "Lady troubles". I think this is sexist because there is no male excuse that works as easily. "Willy pain" doesn't quite cut it.