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whilst not one of the best in the world, i'd say that Stephen Ireland is having a good season too.

When do you think the best time is to put them up? Should they have gone up already? This is the first year I have had my own home, and me and the missus are putting them up next Thursday the 11th as part of a "get ****ed at home while doing it" evening. Is this too early, too late or spot on IYO?

In fairness I could sell tickets for people to come and look at my Christmas decorations at home and they'd go away more satified than the one in the New Forest! I'd even throw in a free mince pie. (Because I hate them.)

It's on my screen. I am truly blessed. :-) My colleague told me that a similar thing to this has been done in Kent, only much more succesful. Must try and find a link though... EDIT: Here it is: http://www.laplanduk.co.uk/ I love the disclaimer at the bottom of the About Us page: " Please note: Lapland UK is NOT and never has been in any way associated with Lapland New Forest" HAHA!!!

The proposed Ice Rink...

I don't know what any of that means, but you're probably right! At least I got to see it before it was taken away!

Pictures too.

Neigh.

No I can still get it.

TBF I think it would be funny if it actually snowed and continued snowing until January. Then all their special "FX" that the pikey owners have shelled out for would be for nothing. :-)

I get all this grief about the horse, and yet when I tampered with the goat, nobody bat an eyelid.

i'm in a healthy relationship so don't need an agony uncle. If she ditched me? I'd kill her and move on. No use crying over spilt milk.

my ex gives love. Quite freely as it happens. Might explain the six kids.

Seconded, but of the two I'd take a draw and the replay. Win, and the vultures would be picking off our kids one by one faster than you can shove a sausage up your nose.

Okay Bungl. I apologis.

I'd like to see a beam of light shooting up into the sky, so powerful that it can be seen from space.

Hamilton will win but Addlington will be close behind. Hoye should come third, Murray may win the young one.

I'll be at Palace, but I expect the Jan excuses after the game. Just hope it's not a poor game.

Actually if i'm clubbing, i usually stink of wayyyy too much aftershave that the bloody toilet attendant squirted all over me just cos i put a quid in his stupid collection plate. You're right about the sweat and smoke though.

I am THAT bloke.

I'd talk you out of it but instead I'm off for a smoke.

It's always useful to have an ally. This is one of three things women are useful for.

Was this good/bad?

Unfortunately not a possibility. It got nicked a few years ago apparently.

I, too, would have ignored it. Why involve yourself in someone elses business, unless of course they're brandishing a knife and you fancy yourself as a have-a-go hero. My only qualm would have been if it was a parent disciplining a child, they shouldn't have slapped her on the face. A swift smack on the arse usually suffices.