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I'm with you on this. I can accept a hawaiian shirt at a push, but no more. I once went to a Back to School night wearing my old school uniform from a few years earlier, saving me from purchasing new stuff. Having put on weight since leaving school it didn't fit comfortably and I ripped the seat of my shorts whilst on the dance floor.

I admit I am guilty of udating my status profiles, but only a couple of times a day if that, and I don't put what I'm doing, I just think up something funneh. I once got a positive compliment from a secksy female so I must be doing something right.

I've never had my IQ tested. I already know I'm more intelligent than everyone.

chris tarrant. There's less air in the world because he's busy sucking it all in through his teeth.

i got a prediction right! Which fills me with a conflict of pleasure and sadness. We finally get it right at one end and bugger up at the other.

§ - the feline formerly known as princess and pauper.

Alistair and Darling.

Kat and Nip.

I just have a feeling that this will be a dire game, boosted only by a freak clean sheet. 0-0.

well my trial run was very successful so we'll see how it goes.

she's just a slightly above average looking schoolgirl with a slightly above average voice. She'll be gone in the next couple of weeks.

I would like to see a headline titled "Affluent Southampton".

did she have a cheesy mcmuffin?

In fairness, even I had us down for a tonking today, so it shows how much the formbook was thrown out the window. Hey, most of them got their scorer right though!

We won't but I'm hoping we'll have more ups than downs before the end of the season!

Has there ever been a season when we were better away than at home? I could not have predicted today's result in a hundred tries, but I'm very happy. Let's hope we maintain it.

Back in the day, I remember Benali and Charlton vying for the slot, with Jeff Kenna filling in when needed. Since then, aside from the successes of Bridge and Bale, we've had some crud. Best LB in my memory was Bridge, though if this was a poll for my fave it would be Benali.

My missus's is called Minky. It is an amalgamation of Manky, Stinky and Winky all rolled into one.

I don't tend to go at night, but if I did, to save walking through the whole house to get to the toilet, I would pee in a condom and leave it in my sick bucket.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

All womenz need some loving. My Golden Retriever is still a virgin at the age of 4, he would gladly assist.

Do they do a fat version?

i'm going to buy the 'fritzl' deluxe model. I'll keep her in my basement.

whoever thought of creating stuffed and china penguins is a git.

been there, done that, couldn't afford the t shirt. quickest £80 i ever spent.