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Call someone a C*n*, and your wish may be granted.:smt076

So many things! My ears have always stuck out, my nose has always been to big, I could have the belly reduced, the moobs removed, the chin fat sucked out... Think I'd go with teh moobs. They're fun to play with for a while but it gets old real fast.

Purchased by teh gayz who will forever admire the position you wish to be made into...

Looks like Alopecia's setting in...

I want to be cremated, and my ashes scattered over a tasty green salad, which Lucy Pinder shall eat. It'll be the only opportunity I'll ever have to be inside of her.

Who else is there? Aside from signing up some loan defenders a la Dailly and Lucketti last season, we have to make do with the young defenders we have, with either ageing, injury prone Svensson, Thomas and Perry to help out, or midfielders like Surman, Skacel or Wotton. The key is getting the youngsters to concentrate for the 90 minutes, but of course there is no substitute for experience, which the youth will only get by playing. I doubt though that the situation will be addressed, and we'll be seeing a few more nailbiting results before the end of the season.

A monkey. If it were legal in this country to own a monkey, I'd have one already. Although I think my missus would get confused as to who was whom.

a) Are we playing this Saturday...

Happy Birthday to you all. May all your desires be fulfilled.

I always wished, and still do really, that I had been born about 13 years earlier, in 1967. Then I could have enjoyed the 80's properly, and I would only be 40 now, and a distinguished gentleman.

Need a fit defence, some more height and pace, and a regular goalscorer if we want to avoid a relegation battle. I'd be more gutted to see these youngsters get relegated this season than I would have been had we got relegated last season.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7654430.stm Seven years and four months he's been sent to jail for. Deserved, but what an idiot. I bet he was on decent money, he could have had a good career, now, by the time he gets out, he will be past it at a footballing level. This might open the eyes of some other footballers that think they own the world because of who they are and how much they earn. (Yeah Dyer, looking at you... :-))

Saw the Fly the other night, thought it was very good, although I'm sure it had more of an impact on the audiences in the 80's that it does now. Still gross in parts though. Last night I saw Caddyshack for the first time. Sadly I fell asleep halfway through it. :-(

I dislike Spurs, but I don't think they're in real danger yet. Pavlyuchenko is another Rebrov though from the little I've seen of him (and impact made). I'll be suprised if they sack Ramos though, as I think they'll be mid-table come the end of the season. (Although I always think it's good for the sport when a big club gets relegated...)

I believe they don't get paid for appearances - the money they get paid purely depends on the boxes they open during their game. I think each player appears for an average of 25 shows, with 3 filmed a day in a 5 day week, or at least that's what I've been told. So a contestant usually spends about 2 weeks in the Bristol dream factory. I have also been told they have interviews to decide who is best on camera, so boring people don't stand a chance!

Right monkey lovers, I'm off back to work with nothing but a wap-enabled mobile to keep me up to date. More Saints goals please.

exit2's 1000000-0 Post Match fred looks stupid now...

I'll take a 3-2 loss. :-) That'll at least sort out the goal difference. And prove we have some fighting spirit.

Great minds think alike...

I'm at work. I thank God I'm not watching it...

I remember when our goal difference was -1. :-(

Jesus! What was JP's half time teamtalk? "Go out there lads, let them score another and win 4-3?"

Miracles can happen.

You sound gorgeous.

She doesn't move in for another two weeks! It's my little batchelor pad currently. Although I did arrange some pot pourri and a candle in a fruit bowl. Tis my feminine side coming out. (That explains the boobs...)