Whitey Grandad

Is Balotelli on the pitch? He's as invisible as Lallana.

0-2 Benzema header.

On the bench

Even better, Lovren lobbed over his head He should be called Lob-ren.

0-1 Ronaldo Luvverly jubbly

8-0 is twice 4-0 so they should paid out twice

You mean Burnley and QPR beating Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal and possibly Liverpool and Tottenham but not many others? I suppose that might work.

It all depends on your standpoint. We're back where we started, aren't we?

It's a moot point the extent to which the intentions of the Conservative section of the government have been restrained by the LibDems.

I find it very disappointing that a thread about the disappearance of a poor little girl should descend into personal attacks.

In the long term isn't it wins for Saints and draws for everyone else?

Just a gentle reminder... This is a coalition government, not a Conservative one.

You are wise to wait. Nobody has been proved wrong or right yet.

'Underwriting', not quite the same thing but yes, they committed that as well.

I'm with you all the way. Any chance of finding some Spanish commentary?

Only if we get relegated with them?

There are far too many games to go for other teams' results to make any difference to us at this stage. All that matters is that we keep winning.

Expanding from a lower base. It's still not back to where it was pre-recession.

It was all spent by the previous administrations. Now it has to be paid for.

It will take a lifetime or two to recover from the incompetence of Buffoon Brown.

Own goal innit. Not polite to celebrate when you haven't scored it yourself. It was a beautiful strike so it was only fair to applaud the quality of the finish.

A Poshturing. From a comment on the radio saying it was like an entry in Victoria Beckham's diary: Ate nothing

I went down there this evening to watch them. It was all Reading first half and they smacked the crossbar but a quick burst at the start of the second half and it was all over. Bloody hell though, the football's nothing like Premier League standard.

My comment is true whatever occurred.

And the Champions League Final the year after!