Whitey Grandad

Sorry, I've just seen the bit about 'today's midday deadline'.

That says that the deadline is tomorrow?

I can see them sneaking out.

Gisele Bundchen?

Is this really the best that we could drag in on a Sunday night?

Dreary drivel of a song.

Nurse! He's singing another one!

Where's my motion-sickness bag?

'Now That's What I Call Olympic Closing Ceremonies #37'

Just the six of us watching it?

Now we're on to the repeats.

Where's Vera Lynn when her country needs her?

And who the hell is this awful wailer on now?

So far it's like a tribute night at Pontins. On a Tuesday. In February. On a rainy night.

Mark: My favourite comment was from the weightlifting: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning, during her warm up, and it was amazing".

I think that calling them 'Premiership players' is stretching the point somewhat.

It would seem that the poor girl was found in the attic. Would a dog have been able to detect a body up there?

I survived my heart attack but sadly you didn't survive yours, and we were both the same age. Markus, I've been thinking of you a lot these last few weeks. Thanks for your legacy, it will live forever.

How can the loan be secured against Fratton Park when there's already a whopping great secured charge on it?

Even after all these player 'deals' there must still be the matter of the deferred wages. I would assume that the deal would be to pay these out of future PPs, plus employers NI of course.

He's our player, he has my full support.

Well done. Straight sets too, leaves him fresher for the mixed doubles.

Oops, glad we didn't sign him.

Anything on tele or streamed? I'm still recuperating so I can't get there.

Can they send him back if they don't like him?