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Just to get this thread started again, mind.

Alex Jones... one of the world's biggest f()cknuts.:x

As good as, IMO - that said, he's probably more of a Morgan than a Cork. But having him would give us another option, another blend to our midfield...

You say that but you're forgetting two things - (1) He's young (2) Because he's young, he's likely to be hungry AND improve.

Oh my word, if we get him, we're really trying to go big time. He's absolutely f()cking awesome.

Listening to the police, emergency and fire services on the scanner, they've got the FBI taking the suspect at the common away and they've now asked for a bomb squad here... http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=250+longwood+boston&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x89e3798c13f57e3f:0x83e2809dce13aa72,250+Longwood+Ave,+Boston,+MA+02115,+USA&gl=uk&sa=X&ei=Vn9sUYC4OYKbPcPCgPgG&ved=0CDAQ8gEwAA

Bearsy, that's superb Hello everyone else, thanks for the replies, will write you very soon

Lol, grown adults.

You bet. Oh, damn. Japanese ladies. You're a lucky chap, Tokyo(s)!

Christ, they're **** - but percentage football obviously works.

Just read the KUMB match thread... they seem to think they're doing ok and that all of our players are diving... OK, I take back what I said yesterday - they're deluded weirdos.

And I absolutely guarantee they'll look to get one of our players sent off. Schneiderlin, probably.

Christ, they're sh1t. Really, really sh1t - but they're one of those teams that just seem to pick up points somehow. And they're dirty as f()ck - want to beat them even more now.

Bit harsh of 30,000 Millwall fans to pick on a plucky arm of 12 Skates

Utter delusional t0sspots.

Please, please tell me you didn't complain about it. Please!

Tokyos!

Call me Mr Boring, but I decided to take a look at how we rated against the bestest fans in the whole wide world TM in the eyes of opposition supporters... ladies and gents, these are impartial views from visiting fans over the past 2-3 years. No undercover scummahs - this should once again, prove yet another PortsMYTH to be false. Enjoy; On St Mary's and the faaaaaaaaaaaaaackin' scummah support Comments from a Skate; In interest of fairness, here's a (non too credible) account from a Villa fan; On Fratton Park and the bestest in the world TM Here's one of the best ones .... and in the interest of fairness, a positive experience; Well, kind of... anyway, I digress...;

Well, it was working fine... now it's not Might have to refine it a little bit, I think. I didn't realise that we'd gone that far to implement the offside! Still, any little advantage you can get I guess. As I'm refining the tactic atm, I'll have a look at trying to get it to work - The problem is, Shaw's backside plays everyone on

BTW, might be worth starting with a 3rd CB at left back to counter West Ham's aerial threat? Hooiveld/Yoshida/Forren?

We've had players missing before and still beaten teams... fear not. Shaw would be a helluva miss though.

Hi all Hope it's OK to post here, mods - sorry for the shameless plug, but I want to get this out in the open! Anyway, at the start of last year, I decided to make an independent Saints website for game reviews, comments and a few other decent (but yet to be integrated) features as we're now "back in the big time" (though I wish I'd done something two years previous!). If anyone fancies writing or contributing to the site I'm now actively looking for people who are interested and can be commit to doing so for the rest of the season AND beyond. Obviously, there's no payment involved and you'll be writing purely for passion but I'm hoping there's a few people out there who'd be interested in doing so and simultaneously help promoting/grow the site. It's been neglected for a fair while (as you'll see) but I'm currently in the process of retrospectively adding all the game reviews, most pertinent news points and articles that I've not uploaded during the season for one reason or another. Anyway, here's the site so you can take a look for yourselves. As I said, it's still really in it's early stages of development but with the help of some of you, I hope that we can develop it even more. Once again, hope it's OK to post it here, mods/admins Ta Ben PS: If you'd like to contribute, send me a PM and we'll get the ball rolling

Southend, Coventry, Walsall. There's a common theme there. Special mention to WBA fans as well, always found them decent. Charlton fans had massive delusions of grandeur, as had Villa fans. You can throw in Pompey fans into that. Never liked Bournemouth or Liverpool fans, Millwall has some right tools too.

Awww damn it, that took the fun out of the p1ss taking last year then Seriously though, you're right. Plenty worse clubs than West Ham, I agree, however annoying they were last year!

The West Ham fans last year were unbearably arrogant.... BUT .... reading through their forums this year (and in particular, in the build up to this game), many of them are absolutely fair and spot on with what they say. In fact, whilst I really do believe we have very, very underrated footballers and technically, are a top 6-8 team if we find consistency, I can understand exactly what they're saying on there with regards to our arrogance. Some of it on here has left me utterly incredulous, too. For me, our "rivalry" was last year with them as we were both promo contenders. Now, it's just another game. I'm over their hilarious "riverboat promotion party" booking and I don't harbour any ill-will towards them. I don't really have anything to say about Sam's percentage football other than it works, but it isn't as "hoooooooooof" as people say. Then again, it's not our passing, pressing, high-tempo, sure, but it works for them and like us, they can most likely be looking forward to another season in the Prem next year. Call me negative, but I'm expecting a tight 1-0 win or 1-1 draw. It'll be close between us, even if we are fortunate to have more "gifted" footballers.