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I've just realised I say "That said" quite a lot. And YES, spot on too. Cabaye... yes, he's good. Toulalan, yes, good also. Have they got all the attributes Schneiderlin has? Have they f*ck.

United haven't got out of reverse and they're still winning. However, I really do need them to keep a clean sheet for my accy.... C'mon United.

Billy, go to the start of this thread. You'll find I'm taking the piddle... I've been one of his most staunch advocates

Our players are very, very underrated. - If Johnson can play for England, so can Clyne. - I haven't seen a better left back in England than Luke Shaw this season. Ashley Cole is still a top, top player, as is Baines but Shaw isn't far from that standard and he's getting better and better. - Cork is far better than tripe like Rodwell, Livermore, Henderson, Shelvey, Cleverley - FAR better. - For Lallana, see the same as above and add in the likes of greedy cloggers like Lampard, Gerrard etc. Yes, they WERE great players but they haven't got half the skill that Lallana has. The nearest player to Lallana, ability-wise, is Joe Cole. That said, Lallana's season has been arguably inconsistent and has also been injured for a while, which unfortunately means it takes time for him to bed back in and find form and fitness. - Lambert is simply a better footballer than Bothroyd, Zamora, Welbeck and Sturridge. That said, he's 31 and despite the fact that wouldn't really affect his game, he's not a "diamond earrings, braaaaaaaaaap-braaaaaaaap,Taio Cruz, white-booted, sweatbanded One Direction " type of footballer. His face doesn't fit. It's a bloody shame, really. - For Rodriguez, see above with the exception of maybe Sturridge. Having said that, he shows far more technical and finishing ability than Sturridge but he's a not a "braaaaaap-braaaaaap-in-the-club" footballer either. Unless he goes to a bigger club, he'll never get a chance. Despite all this, I'm partly delighted they're not in the squad for selfish reasons. They'd be surrounded by self-absorbed, overrated knobbers and I wouldn't want our players to absorb any of that. That said, it's very selfish of me and in my heart of hearts, I'd be delighted if some of our players got capped. Additionally, I still do believe they're going to have to play a good season or two in the top division before they might get a genuine chance. Whether that's with us, who knows? One things for sure though, our players are technically a lot, lot better than many of the players in teams above us.

Get the bunting out, it's time to celebrate on Portsea.... THEY GOT A POINT!!!!

Please understand that I have to do this, for me.

Not good enough, too fat, too slow, can't kick, goes down in stages when he dives and threw a bottle of water at some defenseless fans. Get rid IMO.

Just been reading the Liverpool forums and tweets. Like every other team that we've beaten, it's been their "worst performance of the season". Lol, how many teams have we done this to now? Having said that, plenty of complimentary comments on RAWK. Though, the most arrogant one was "Southampton haven't played like this in 10-15 years, they should be delighted with that"

I'm so glad I was wrong. Well done Saints. I really did fear today. I thought we'd dominate (as usual), but get undone by Suarez. Thank you, Saints, very proud. Superb team effort.

As is Kyle Walker, fwiw.

He's pretty turd anyway. Clyne is far, far better.

Yep, I feel you're absolutely correct about that and think the same too. Still, I might be wrong and it is a bit too early to judge MP. Still don't think he'll go onto achieve what NA will, though.

This.

I think we've got a lot more in common with Brighton than the Skates or the Bucket Rattlers. Thanks for the message, Kazenga, I'm definitely voting. Anything to irk the small-time, not-right-in-the-head, bitter, jealous, soon-to-be-facing-admin-again, delusional, Eddie-Howe-for-England-championing, weirdo, little-brothers-of-Pompey bucket rattlers is cool with me.

I don't know why, but it took me three reads of this to "get it". I thought it was an insult at first. It's not boding very well for me, is it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's so true. I automatically delete people who attention-seek now. For example. Woman: "SO ****ED OFF RIGHT NOW, GRRRRR!" Nosey Friend 1: "You ok hun?" Nosey Friend 2: "???" Woman: "Yeah im ok" Woman: "I will inbox u" Nosey Friend (1/2): "Ok hun hope ur ok xxxx" Fat, nosey, loser friend who wants to control her friends lives: "OMG, just heard. Hope ur ok. Meet soon xxxx"

I'd agree with that.

You have my word. One thing... how d'ya know she's, errr, "up for it"? I'd hate to think I'd have to use my world-class chivalry and seduction techniques! :-/

Grrrr. Usual arrogant tripe. Why are they such a bunch of c()nts? Sometimes, it's not funny reading their stupidity, it's just irritating. And ffs, singing to Leyton Orient about their lack of history... f()Cking hell, I'd rather have no history than one chequered with robbing charities, old women and the taxpayer. F()ck off, you c()nts.

I don't know, but I'm hoping to meet a Japanese lady called Suki if I play my cards right... eh, Tokyos?

Somebody call the waaahmbulance. Ha, only joking. A few corrections. He wasn't set upon "like a pack of hounds"... Jeez. He wasn't "verbally attacked", from what I can remember. He was, quite rightly, questioned for once again talking absolute b0ll0cks (IMHO). Y'know, those who repeatedly get accused of trolling... well, I hate to break this to you, but if you flip the situation around then it could be quite easily be considered that the person peddling such mythical tripe is the one trolling. In fact, it wouldn't be a step too far to say that they might even be looking for that reaction. Have you ever had a debate with MLG? Well, you'll find he's never wrong, no matter what... and that's what quite rightly p1sses the "bullies" off. Ha, "bullies". What a crock of sh1t.

Nothing to be worried about yet, IMO. That said, I admire everything Wenger has done in the English game but the past two-three years he's just become a completely miserable bastard... and I think that' reflecting on his teams overall seasonal performances tbh.

Leon Britton. Leon bloody Britton. Then again, he's not from a fashionable club, so it'll never happen.

I've no idea.

Yes, one of them please. You don't have to wrap it up, I'll have mine now. Ta.