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I think Dalek's right in what he is saying - I don't think we would have suffered a poor 04-05 and subsequent relegation. However, who knows what would have happened after that? 05-06? 06-07? We could have been relegated... Sadly, no-one will ever know. I've no doubt Hoddle would have made a better first of it than Sturrock, Wigley, Redknapp....

LMAO, just realised the Skates 'backing' What a bunch of c()nts they are.

I do agree but I wouldn't worry too much - this will be shelved in a few weeks time and we'll be moving on to the next architects design as a front-page wowzer.

Lol, every 1-2 weeks SCC come up with 'visions of the future' - problem is, its a far-sighted vision from the most short-sighted council in the world. Expect flats. Yes, more flats. Or office space. We need more young professionals with nothing to do.

Thanks Joey

Well, we'll have to remove 15,000 of the seats so they can play at 'full capacity' every match

Hmmm, he's OK but I have to say my favourite is Rhod Gilbert

Ah, but didn't Storrie wriggle and backpeddle and say something along the lines of 'the main backers withdrew their interest' or words to that effect? LOL. I think he's tendered his resignation every month since the season began yet still the worlds most notorious football club rapist is hanging on, banging away at the backdoor of Portsmouth's very sore bottom. This gangbanging of the Skates is starting to get even more interesting juding by the comments above - and I'd expect HMRC to start removing balaclavas of the assailants in good time...

Anyone had any further information on from the FT and Android regarding your proposed takeovers? My 'lemonparty' consortium have still heard nothing, so we're retreating back to our Fareham-based hotel for a bit of slap and tickle on chatroulette.

So where does that leave Southend and Cardiff, who are nowhere near in the mess the Skates are in, not even in relative terms?

Couldn't have said it better myself: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/b/brighton/8555799.stm

LOL

And if you strip away the layers of how seemingly 'funny' this little guy is at first, I actually really, really respect him for being so bold (don't change that to 'bald') and gutsy to do something like this. He's got progeria, I believe, which is an advanced ageing process, I think... It's probably completely natural at first - even I stifled a guffaw but having said that you kinda realise it matters not what you look like - only that you are a good person.

a personal favourite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEtP9zQAOI4&feature=related

I actually believe I read somewhere that he's a Saints fan.

Ah, the natural successor to Jermain Wright.

I would rather suffer death by pony-fiddling in my part of Hampshire than be sat in half empty shed, listening to a c()nt ringing a cow bell for 2 hours, whilst suckering up the smell of decaying fish and being surrounded by mongoloid, inbred mutations that could, quite frankly, very well pass as the next group of 'baddies' in the new series of Dr Who. So, yeah, plenty of love here.

Yeah, that's damn good. That'll be Gecko.

LOL, you can't? Really? C'mon, you know me... I'm a bit extreme if I get my mind set on something :-o By the way, tried the pen thing.... got half way through and the ink ran out.

Disgusting club... hopefully they will be shut down and the people guilty of such gross-mismanagement are brought to task. It'll be better for their fans.

lmfao, you bastard. (Btw, I will still 'have' my own hair - it'll just been a different place)

If ever, EVER there was a glaring, obvious case that the sh1theap down the road were cheating and completely insolvent, this is it.

Rest assured, I won't be throwing any poop around during my stay. Not if I can help it, anyways. I'm travelling out on the 19th April, arrive 20th. Doing a whirlwind tour before heading off to Chiang Mai for my HT and then returning to Bangkok for the last leg of the journey. I expect by then I won't be doing much at all with a painfully sore head As for not getting an HT... I did consider it but I as the recession is at the temples (MPB) and there is only slight recession at the front I deduced that I probably won't end up with the situation you described. That said, I am consulting with my doctor when I arrive in Chiang Mai and have already requested that he 'thicken' that area anyway - which is part of my projected cost. Spunked most of my cash away already on the HT, the hotels (my good friend who is accompanying me does like to travel in luxury :-o) and I've a little cash for the other things considered necessities - food, drink, kathoeys Who knows, if my friend reneges on his promise to finance me on the last leg, who knows, I might end up having to work the streets of Pattaya. I should be ok though, right? I'm pretty feminine after all Seriously though... thanks for all the information and to have everyone who has contributed - there is no substitute for first-hand knowledge!

In fact, I am the original metrosexual asexual.

I am very, very, very girly to be honest when it comes to appearance and things like that. I've got a toiletries cabinet that would probably shame not only the male population but the female population as well!