Crab Lungs

Ouchy Corpy, I'm still the same Crabby y'know - maybe it's you that has changed? After all, there are only so many bull**** lies you can relay to us before you're stock falls? Anyway, it's not the percentage of how much you're ground is full, that's completely irrelevant - and YOU KNOW THAT - it's how many fans you have got and potentially attract. We are getting higher crowds in League 1 whilst you lot can't even give the tickets away and still come in way short. That should tell you something, Corpy...

Just thought I'd pop by as someone mentioned on another thread that Portsmouth took a whopping 500 fans to Villa Park today. Big club, big club.

Far too many left-wing nutjobs appearing now - the imbalance on this thread is shocking. That's the UK ****ed then.

I'm exactly the same as you mate. The same 'experts' who got WGS wrong. Marsden wrong. Crouch wrong.

Your point is flawed. I'm unaware of any radical Hindu, Chinese, Polish or Sikh groups who are openly (or secretly) peddling extremism (though the Polish are a bit, well... extreme in some cases - don't see many of them marching with banners wishing for our soldiers to die in Iraq, Afghanistan etc) So it might be worth being consistent. I do believe there are many, many people who are feircely (rightly) patriotic about their country from all creeds and religions - and I believe alot of people's perceptions have been tainted by the appearance of some of the demonstrators. A skinhead does not automatically mean a Nazi. Neither does any man of asian appearance automatically mean they are an extremist. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKgK-0HwN30&feature=player_embedded#t=16 "They don't want equality they want superiority'' Now this is a worrying comment in some respects but what if it there is an element of truth in it? Regardless, I think the people on the pulse are neither the left or right wing (obviously) but those on the middle ground and who are unaffected by media reports either way. One personal viewpoint is the problem lies within the local and national governments who are too afraid to say "no" to inflammatory organisations and shut them down. Organisations of this nature, regardless of their political leaning only have one objective - to stir hatred. The UK is too soft on extremism and we do need to adopt a hardline policy. Britons by nature are accepting and tolerant people but the same cannot be said for some middle eastern and asian nationals who are hellbent on this bizarre idealism of radicalising the world and peddling hatred. I can't imagine a Pakistani or Lebanese police department allowing a pro-Christian demonstration in their own backyards. The EDL will have to be careful they don't get infiltrated by the BNP, or their message will soon become more distorted and whatever credibility they have left will be lost.

LMFAO, it will never, ever, ever get rebuilt - neither will they get a new stadium. In fact, the stadium debates are one my favourite, where I think the best come back is normally something along the lines of "You've got a B & Q flatpack stadium" Yes, yes we have. And it hold's a considerably lot more than Fratton turdhole. "But at least we fill out stadium" (this argument no longer applies - see last 2-3 years of FP attendances for proof) Though I have to admit, seeing many of them fall for this beauty was one the best - does anyone have any more info on it? (I would love to read the plans again, lmfao, what did they model it on - one of Cloverfield's turds?) http://www.inhabitat.com/2008/06/30/herzog-and-de-meurons-portsmouth-stadium/ And don't ever forget - this guy was better than Le Tissier (and the multiple camera angles make make it look like he scored about forty goals that season)

Loving this little quote from The News: 'I am sure that Al Fahim will look for finance advice from Peter Storrie.' Good Luck with that one, Doctor!!!! LMFAO

Likewise.

Saints team will be a different team when we've shaken the -5, that I guarantee. The shackles will come off....

thankin you... expat sitting here, nervously!

They are so ****ing funny, it's great that even though we're minus 6 in L1, we still laugh our tits off at them. Big club..... hahahaha It's gone VERY QUIET round here, hasn't it?

Bloody hell, on another note, does anyone remember this? George Santos tackle on Andy Johnson

I feel ashamed to eat any fast food now. In the moment, it's gorgeous, lovely and fulfilling. Afterwards, the realisation of what a completely substandard, fat-filled piece of crap comes hurtling into my conscience. I can only liken the feeling to the horror and realisation when the beer goggles slide off.

Er, I wasn't speak to you, spacky.

I think all that fishy air has gone to his head

I just wondered how you knew him so well? Jack Tweed doesn't have and never will have anything to do with Jade's estate. That was predominantly left to her children. Jack works in PR and pulls in more than enough cash to sustain himself.

Who were they showing round? Stevie Wonder?

If Lee Holmes returns to the side, he will make a MASSIVE difference.

that is truly, truly awesome. fair play.

Boom, boom, boom, let me hear you say Papa WAIGO! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_olk-R3KYUc Papa Waigo you're so brown (LMFAO) It doesn't matter if we're one nil down or however many we're behind If you score just one more time But Papa if you cannot find the net Maybe you can make an assist Lay the ball off to big Lambo And send the Saints fans into bliss Boom, boom, boom, let me hear you say Papa WAIGO! x4

I want Bournemouth to get ****ty small clubs so it all aids to them going out of business, not getting bumper gates to keep the wolves from the door. Having said that, it would be satisfying to trounce them.

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Er, Kenwyne Jones was a snip at £6m and Stern John IMO.

Someone doesn't get picked up often....

Sorry, who would you suggest instead? Messi?