Crab Lungs

That was incredible. And so was he.

Feel a bit sorry for Dindane now, looks like he was totally misinformed by his "friend"

Dindane is a talented player, but is completely hit 'n' miss. This sums everything up perfectly for me:

I have it on good authority that both Messi and Riquelme have been in Portsmouth locked in talks for the past 3 years.

I think we should write him off before he's even signed. After all, we're the experts.

OK Ron, did I read that correctly... it was basically a premonition by Nevil Shute!?!? Just finished 'Patient Zero' - frickin' awesome. Polished it off in 3 days (or evenings, rather.) I won't go into details, I'll let you all have the fun with that. I'm liking my post-apocolyptic novels atm, too... 'The One' by Conrad Williams (I think) is the next on my list..

Looooooooool, there is literally nothing to 'strip us' of.... lmao And we're the biggest spending club in L1, and currently we've outspent Portsmouth lol......... Jealousy.... tut tut

LMFAO, ****ing hell, i thought we were a mess.... Portsmouth fans clearly have no idea, do they? They've just been taken over by the only arab without any money, they think Storrie has done a good job for them (note for all you fishies, he was part of the reason the club was criminally overstretched), signing just above average CCC players, trialing L2 players and now they can't sell out their ground - again. But if you keep sticking your head in the Southsea shingle, I'm sure it'll all work out ok...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Matterface :-(

And I totally, wholeheartedly agree with you... and I'm a good judge of a player. Schneiderlin is not a CCC or L1 player, it's that simple. His development would be better suited at Arsenal or a top European club. He will play for the full French national side, without a doubt.

We'll be more in the thoughts of the FA as opposed to Portsmouth - it's all a pipedream, they haven't even laid the first brick of their training ground yet, let alone renovating FP and building a new ground.

LOL, they're all gutted Storries going, how misguided can you be? He's one of the main protagonists that got you into a **** financial situation. And I see high-level education is alive and well in Portsmouth, too: "Storie you are a grate man but if u leave the fotball club do soemthing to elp youn peaple from wurkin class backrands cos we need help. Wif yoer monay you orwt to do moar to elp us git jobes and bwring up ar kids, but fanks for winnin us the cup buy sinin good players when scammar fish face were in charge."

He really is a squinty-eyed odious c u n t, isn't he? He's only angry because his snout is about to be removed from the trough.

Have to agree, actually.

I totally agree. I think they got 60,000 for Hereford at home last night, too. You can see why they are such a big for the likes of Moekena, Ashikodi and Bopp.

Sure, so it was a 'lie' - fabricating your **** attendances for what underhand purposes?

You'd think with the number of illegitimate feral youths prowling the streets round that way they'd be able to fill the stadium. 6,000 for a Portsmouth home game?!?!?? Never! Portsmuff are the biggest club in the south coast, I know because Corp Ho told me. Portsmuff are the richest club on the south coast, I know this because Corp Ho told me. So come on then you fish fiddlers, what excuses are you going to come up with for such a poor attendance?

Damn, good luck... had terrible experiences with Curry's in the past - after you've bought from them whatever happens afterwards with the product they couldn't give a flying one.

Awesome, got that too look forward to. Might watch Bruno again to put me in the frame of mind (seriously, I love that film... outrageously, errr, outrageous.)

I remember Reading in 05/06 and their ballboys were literally trained to aid the team.... maybe we should actually train ours to do the same?

this much is true. actually, edit that... 'violent' sexual predator sounds better.

I wonder how you'd categorize me, UP. cyber life - ******? real life - ******? perhaps?

Keep dreaming, fish fiddler.

Hahahaha it;s coming lads!!!

Gah, 316-5. I was no-no-no-no'ing at Strauss when he motioned for the new ball... Damn, if it ****es dowm tomorrow we're really in trouble...