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anywhere I can listen to this? Out of the country atm ... :-( Or shall I just stump up for the Saints player???

Would have actually preferred Johnnie Jackson HOWEVER Dean Hammond... good signing, very good signing.

LOL, this just gets better and better and better and better. LMFAO

LMFAO LMFAO, this just gets better and better. Even if Liebherr did owe the Dr some money (which is beyond the realms of Fantasy), I love the fact that we are now playing such a significant role in your pathetic demise. I actually liked Portsmouth once upon a time, but the fans are now turning me completely the other way... what a bunch of absolute planks.

Yes, I too would love to know who they have lined up? We've seen Moses Ashikodi and Eugene LOL Bopp, who else is Paul Hart scraping out of the barrel? Jermaine Wright perhaps? Shame Trevor Benjamin has found yet another club recently.

I concur.

X-O-D-U-S... etc etc to the tune of D-I-S-C-O

That is wonderful news, thank you.

.......................................................Davis .................Murty..............Thomas.............Wotton.............Harding Holmes............Schneiderlin..............Lallana............Gillett...................Mills ....................................................Lambert.................

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Lisa Dobriskey was a bit of a fitteh in Beijing, I remember that interview with her and her silly little voice... just Googled her pcitures though... hmmmm...

Corp, you're ****ed. Just admit it.

Come to think of it.... what happened to Paul Wotton too?

I can't believe how quickly he went from about 30 to 50.... one week - blonde hair, full of beans, looked young.... the following, grey hair, dishevelled and haggard. What happened to Rob Wotton? :-(

Does anyone else think Rob Wotton looks like he's about to die?

Spot on.

I like it alot

I'd say no to the Perry at DM, however - the times I have seen Wotton play at centre half, he's looked quite useful. We might have one of our CB solutions right infront of us, we just need to realise it...

I made a point about two/three seasons ago that if you're rubbish ,you're rubbish - it doesn't matter what league you are in, if you aren't very good at football, going down the leagues won't make a jott of difference, so therefore I agree with what you say to an extent. I think when I made the point I was referring to the likes of Jakobsson and Nilsson in the Prem, who I thought were ****ing abysmal. People said 'but they'd be good in the Championship'and that they were 'Swedish internationals' - for me though, it doesn't matter - if you're crap, you're crap - nothings going to change that. Djimi Traore for example. Pure turd. It's the same reasoning behind some of our current squad - they won't ever make a very good career for themselves because quite simply, some a pretty darn rubbish, or below standard. That said, some of our more talented players who do stand a chance quite possibly have such an ingrained habit of losing that only an extended loan period in a winning team or a move away might rebuild their confidence and career again. I'm thinking the likes of Thomson, White etc... although the jury has almost cast its decision on Lancashire though. There are exceptions to the above rule (McSheffrey at Brum, excellent in Championship, not so in the Prem, same goes with Earnshaw) and their are cases where players I believe could have played at higher level and still done significant damage, despite being 'cloggers' or playing lower league for most of their careers (Howard - I know, he wasn't great but given the chance in the Prem again, he'd be OK, Jon Parkin, Darren Currie...) And, for what it's worth, Lee Holmes.... I'm actually a big believer that if gets himself fit and playing, he has the ability to play at a much higher level. We'll see, I suppose.

God, I remember at the time thinking "seriously... am I the only person who thought that was a goal?" the complete lack of protest at the time completely bewildered me...

Beattie and Lambert lazy??? WTF?!??!??!

Sounds like the Skates have been stockpiling all those £1 The Sun holidays again...

thank you!

damn, i missed this - where on another thread is this? Cheers

Jonas, I think, is one of the very few players who showerd fight for Newcastle all throughout last season. However, I don't think we needn't concern ourselves - he won't be joining Pompey and neither will Amr Zaki. Why? It's all b0ll0cks from the Dr to keep the foaming hordes appeased. Let's face it, they are sooo fecked, it would make no sense at all to add another £100,000 to the £2m they are already losing per month... or would it?